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Joel Klatt just said football is an analyst driven sport?

lmao bitch I shut the fucking commentary off half the time

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    Michigan’s QB said Texas didn’t win, Michigan lost became poor execution. “They’re a good football team … but we shot ourselves in the foot and let them win that football game. We let them off too eas

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Long time listener, first time caller Surly. Is 8 of 10 on 3rd down good?

Do we see Arch in mop up duties in the 4th quarter? 

bold move to advertise moving to Ohio during a Texas MICHIGAN game...

 

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Just now, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Who dis

Simone Simons of Epica.

1 minute ago, C-Man said:


I traded DM’s with closetojumping when it became apparent Sark was the pick. I was cautiously optimistic. He’s been a home run so far.

I love this and all but Michigan could lose three or four times this year.

We have a lot of people on this board eating crow.

10 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

nsiap 

 

 

i think is buddy next to him and to explain what he was doing. i saw that too

9 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Look ima say it.  I want arch in the 4th qtr 

I love how Arch balling out is the way Texas just demoralizes teams at the end now haha

7 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Against fast-paced spread offenses. Not whatever the fuck Michigan is doing

Yep

also in the rig12 where teams are in “comeback mode” and the refs are trying to get a last drive that matters or OT every fucking game

2 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

the Empire Strikes Back... 

 

 

Appetiser and first course were satisfactory.  Looking forward to an epic 4th quarter dessert.

7 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


stepping up in the pocket instead of self sacking or panicking is the difference between being a 2nd/3rd rounder compared to a top 10 draft pick. He looks great. 

He's narrowed his stance coming out of playaction.  Sounds small, but it just makes that first step or rotation getting the ball out that much quicker.  Especially trying to throw across your body.

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Seriously all the dick sucking aside. Sark talks culture all day every day.  Hopefully the defense doesn’t get cocky and comes out punishing babies in the faces to show in fact the culture is there. Gabriel hasn’t blown his horn. Fat lady hasn’t sung a whole half left. Demoralize and clear out the big house 

Yes - no mercy!! Keep it going and let the backups play in the 4th on a big stage.

Hook’em!!!

6 minutes ago, ajax said:

I was initially concerned but when I heard Sark's first interview I was sold. 

What I also remember was the media and even some people here sucking off Aranda and Sam Pittman as superior hires and superior coaches.

Don't forget Six Win Sonny 

Pretty close match to mom's hair/eye color and complexion.
I was wondering why it looked familiar.
1 minute ago, pacman said:

Long time listener, first time caller Surly. Is 8 of 10 on 3rd down good?

Too many 3rd downs.  We should be running the touchdown play every first down.

Move to Ohio? Maybe if Siberia is full and I have no other options.

5 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Tom Brady great QB awful commentator

He’s a boring ass NPC. Like a dolls eyes

11 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

nsiap 

 

 

Hahah he messed it up a couple different ways before finally getting it right.

The North will all know it soon enough.

Seems Conor Stalions should be the MVP for the 2023 Michigan season.

13 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Texas with almost 300 yds in the half….Mich is less than 90

Almost outgained by Gunnar Helm

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Too many 3rd downs.  We should be running the touchdown play every first down.

It’s coming. Their defense will lay down/wear out 

2 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Joel Klatt just said football is an analyst driven sport?

lmao bitch I shut the fucking commentary off half the time

the best way to watch football is in person, at the stadium, with nobody in your ear except the other fans and the PA system. Announcers don't add shit to the game.

I wouldn't move to Ohio unless Ohio and Oklahoma were the only states that were still habitable.

So far it's looking like Ewers made a great decision to come back.  He's night and day from last year

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Seriously all the dick sucking aside. Sark talks culture all day every day.  Hopefully the defense doesn’t get cocky and comes out punishing babies in the faces to show in fact the culture is there. Gabriel hasn’t blown his horn. Fat lady hasn’t sung a whole half left. Demoralize and clear out the big house 

I honestly wonder if Saban didn't sit Sark down and and have a long talk about keeping the pressure on instead of letting up on the gas.

3 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Joel Klatt just said football is an analyst driven sport?

lmao bitch I shut the fucking commentary off half the time

Well, he did take a really hard hit to the head once…..

Sark and Ewers are absolutely killing it so far this game. This is the best they've both looked/performed in a first half, ever. 

Just now, TexArcher said:

I wouldn't move to Ohio unless Ohio and Oklahoma were the only states that were still habitable.

I’d dive into the ocean in this case 

Huge Gunnar helm fan here. He’s a less explosive more well rounded version of sanders. He’s going to get paid

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