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    Michigan’s QB said Texas didn’t win, Michigan lost became poor execution. “They’re a good football team … but we shot ourselves in the foot and let them win that football game. We let them off too eas

  • Have you give Texas their flowers. They whooped Michigan’s ass in a way I haven’t seen in a long time. They look like a legit title contender. I would normally say see you again in the playoffs but

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Michigan is a nice piece of steak and we just fucking cooked them. Well done. No pink. Grill marks in perfect alignment. Where's my goddamn glazed carrot and baked potato? 

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Hahahahaha Michigan is so fucking bad. That whole narrative of them playing vanilla and not wanting to tip their hand last week against Fresno St was bullshit. They are going to have a steep drop off from last years.

We're that good 

L.O.L. Unlike Milroe last year, this QB needs to get replaced next game.

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Need more all gas no breaks though..,

Just now, thunderlounge said:

 

No, I don't think it is. Full bore, til 00:00. Fuck every last one of them for that cheap-ass shot. I could see Sark maybe run it out before all that. But now? You fuck their faces and their mothers. Full on:

 

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Arch is capable of stunting on these hoes.

2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Michigan is going 6-6 this year easily. They are so bad. But you can tell Texas is a legitimately great team as they aren’t struggling. 

They probably go 8-4 or 7-5.

That one receiver might need some reps. That's two turnovers on him.

Little bullshit on that series. They are blitzing every play 

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

Hahahahaha Michigan is so fucking bad. That whole narrative of them playing vanilla and not wanting to tip their hand last week against Fresno St was bullshit. They are going to have a steep drop off from last years.

so i shot my shot and missed. 

wtf was that after another big TO? fucking shit sark don’t stop now!

That was a shit posession.

Before the freakin' penalty that would have been a great time to run a fake.

We need some picts of the stadium getting empty.

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"Michigan is not used to this"

Just now, Bodowned said:

What the fuck, Sark? All gas, no brakes?

 

Just now, Dahobbs said:

Strange play calls. 

 

Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

What a wasted series. Jesus. 

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Hmm give up series after a turnover?

 

not even in FG range? 

Sloppy shit.  Next drive just put in the second team offense.  They looked good against CSU

1 minute ago, Stunns38 said:

L.O.L. Unlike Milroe last year, this QB needs to get replaced next game.

By who?

1 minute ago, VoteforHank said:

Is Michigan gonna give out more little helmet stickers for this game or nah?

Yes, they will be on the Texas helmets next Saturday 

Devils advocate... don't mind the turtling to get our D more reps?

We could have a fifty burger if not for some stupid ass play calling by Sark. Just wasting on trying to get cute. 

Try your little tricks against ULM, not Michigan 

That really was a pathetic drive from Sark. Great field position to end this once and for all and wasted it for no reason other than…mercy?

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I feel like that was a throw away series by Sark to burn 3rd quarter up

I would have been ok if he had actually done that....

Yeah just killing the 3rd. Bet he airs it out next possession. 

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Texas is going to win

 

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Just now, The Ace of Aces said:

Ummm Sark? Style points can still matter 

This team isn't going to need style points. Some of you need to take some laudanum and go lie down. 

1 minute ago, chainsaw said:

Arch is capable of stunting on these hoes.

 

Well, no shit. But he wasn't the one getting knocked on his ass from taking a knee, either.

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