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Just now, beer said:

"Michigan is not used to this"

how quickly they forget the Brady Hoke years...

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    Michigan’s QB said Texas didn’t win, Michigan lost became poor execution. “They’re a good football team … but we shot ourselves in the foot and let them win that football game. We let them off too eas

  • Have you give Texas their flowers. They whooped Michigan’s ass in a way I haven’t seen in a long time. They look like a legit title contender. I would normally say see you again in the playoffs but

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Anybody got any decent phone games I can download and play during this snoozefest?

We're gonna make 'em say "matte"

#bloodsport

 
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The depressing thing is if that's us in Ann Arbor...Michigan is up 21-7 and we're tripping all over ourselves.

 

2 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

Michigan is a nice piece of steak and we just fucking cooked them. Well done. No pink. Grill marks in perfect alignment. Where's my goddamn glazed carrot and baked potato? 

Well done steak? Wtf is your problem?

Michigan still running?  They're done.

Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

We could have a fifty burger if not for some stupid ass play calling by Sark. Just wasting on trying to get cute. 

Try your little tricks against ULM, not Michigan 


 

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Michigan didn't go to the Sark school of maximize your number of plays

4 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

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Does this count as a Surrender Cobra?  Maybe the rare inverted sub-species?

Just now, TexArcher said:

Anybody got any decent phone games I can download and play during this snoozefest?

Retro Bowl College

Fucking A.   Girl had a game at the same time.  Beat her old team on a last second header.   Then this!!!!

we drinking!!!!!

Best of both worlds:

- Put in Arch

- Leave the playbook wide open and play aggressive.

 

Arch gets reps and we run up the score on these late-hitting turds.

Could have brought Arch in for the 4th had we scored a TD on that drive. That would have been the cherry on top.

2 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

so i shot my shot and missed. 

Did you say that? I saw that some here and around social media, mainly from Michigan fans. I think they were trying to downplay how mediocre they looked against a mediocre Fresno team. Their QB is terrible. No speed on offense and no playmakers at all. OL is weak. Michigan isn't like Bama, Georgia or the old Clemson teams. Ohio St even. They can't just reload and keep it moving. 

Not running a play at the end of the 3rd = throwing in the fucking towel. 

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Anybody got any decent phone games I can download and play during this snoozefest?

Slay the Spire

BIG

SLOW

TEN

How's that shit taste, MEATCHICKEN?

 

Let's Fucking Go!

HOOK’EM HORNS!!

1 minute ago, Nueces River Rat said:

First Linda Carter break for us olds

 

 

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On a scale of 1 to 10, this is a 14.5.

1 minute ago, Hondo said:

Best of both worlds:

- Put in Arch

- Leave the playbook wide open and play aggressive.

 

Arch gets reps and we run up the score on these late-hitting turds.

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1 minute ago, Fastbreak said:

Is the Michigan coach trying to get fired?

They don’t have a QB. And their defense is best against a team that starts 3 280# tight ends and a fullback. 

2 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

And the Rodriguez years 

I was in law school at Michigan during the Rich Rod years. Never bothered going to a game. 

3 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Michigan still running?  They're done.

They have two terrible quarterbacks thankfully. It’s all that they can do. 

Don’t like the 3 runs and out. Texas gets one more score there it’s arch time. Maybe it is anyway with a stop here.

LMFAO AT THEM SINGING "MR. BRIGHTSIDE" IN FULL VOICE WHILE WE'RE UP 31-6, I ALMOST FEEL BAD, EXCEPT FUCK NO I DON'T.

Just now, ClubWhatever said:

This is why you don't hire "interim coach" who the players love 

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