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There’s no step on their neck with a big lead with Sark, hadn’t been.  Small complaint but come on.  Arch should be getting junk time right now.  

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Just now, Paul Wesley said:

I see 9 and still think "Kwame Cavil." 

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It feels damn good to play a sloppy, far from clean game and still dominate.

Quinn is always good for one boneheaded throw each game, that was his one this game, luckily it didn’t hurt us

1 minute ago, Hook1997 said:

There’s no step on their neck with a big lead with Sark, hadn’t been.  Small complaint but come on.  Arch should be getting junk time right now.  

It's 31-6 against a top ten team on the road?  

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The only worry in this game is if our interior DL could hold up in the run game. 

They passed the test. That's a good sign. 

Just now, Hook1997 said:

There’s no step on their neck with a big lead with Sark, hadn’t been.  Small complaint but come on.  Arch should be getting junk time right now.  

he ain't in because Sark is pissed about sloppy as hell offense the second half.

Just now, Ghost of Shag said:

Why does Sark always turtle like Herman in the second half

It's a good strategy against a shitty offense.  It would have made more sense to put in all backups and run the regular offense.

3 minutes ago, ZB'Tejas said:

Announces more interested in felating Tom Brady than talking about this game

To be fair, it’s boring as fuck right now.

1 minute ago, Escapedgoat said:

I’m an older Texas fan from when Nixon was president and Arkansas was always a problem. Don’t sleep on the pigs. They always are a thorn   🐷 

Love that our traditional rivalry with pig is being renewed as a conference game.

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

It’s good for them.

They’re fine. They’re mostly all excited for the Lions this year up here. They were sort of expecting this. 

Just now, Keef said:

It's 31-3 against a top ten team on the road?  

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Sark gets sloppy with leads it’s so frustrating. 

Just now, Keef said:

It's 31-3 against a top ten team on the road?  

31-6, but could be much more. And this is probably not a top ten team.

Sark is not going to step on their throat when he sees Michigan discreetly waving the white flag.  Pull starters and rest.

Just now, Keef said:

It's 31-3 against a top ten team on the road?  

are you even watching the game you witless dishrag? because i dont think you have been. if you were you would know the score was 31-6.

1 minute ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Why does Sark always turtle like Herman in the second half

I mean, we were throwing downfield up 4 scores with 5 minutes left. One got called back for holding, the other was just missed. We ain't turtling at all. 

All these fuck sticks have talked about is all that Michigan lost….meanwhile, Texas put 11 in the draft and still showed up today

2 minutes ago, Escapedgoat said:

I’m an older Texas fan from when Nixon was president and Arkansas was always a problem. Don’t sleep on the pigs. They always are a thorn   🐷 

3rd and 33 still haunts my soul.   IYKYK….

George is the only team who should cause them a problem if they take care of business. 
 

if they don’t then they’ll struggle against the better teams. 

7 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Gus has been terrible. His prime is waaaayyyy over

He peaked with DICKER

THE KICKER

Then he said he was scared of the police escorts that help them get to the stadium lmao he’s nuts 

The scary part of the defense is we haven't shown anything yet. 

We are running very base stuff so far. 

Just now, Michael Knight said:

We're up by 25 on the road in the big house and you fucking morons are still bitching

It's our job as surly, right?

Up 25 in one of the biggest road games of the decade and some of y'all are still pissy, lol.

Just now, Macklemore said:

Love that our traditional rivalry with pig is being renewed as a conference game.

Yes. Me too. It was a great rivalry 

Where was the holding on the Michigan tackle on Lole? Same shit they overturned our 1st TD against Williams.

2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

We're up by 25 on the road in the big house and you fucking morons are still bitching

I'll never understand people that want to win by 40 instead of staying healthy. 

Just be conservative and keep players healthy. 

Gus: Incomplete!

Ref: Fumble, recovered by Texas.

 

He's probably not wrong but dude has called like 3 plays wrong before anyone on the field calls it.

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