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2 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Hey Michigan….your fucking house…..

Yeah Texas came to their house pissed all over the flowerbeds  and left a load in the toilet and didn’t flush it. I like it. 

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    Michigan’s QB said Texas didn’t win, Michigan lost became poor execution. “They’re a good football team … but we shot ourselves in the foot and let them win that football game. We let them off too eas

  • Have you give Texas their flowers. They whooped Michigan’s ass in a way I haven’t seen in a long time. They look like a legit title contender. I would normally say see you again in the playoffs but

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2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


we got good practice playing against shitty qb’s today. Get us ready for Aggy. 

“Helll nah bruh” - CW 

😂😂😂

5 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

To hand it off 3 times?

Sure, why not.

Just for the flex

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Holy shit, be happy you miserable dicks. Just beat  last year‘s national champions on the road. Come a long way. Hook ‘em!

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2 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

If I was Arch, I'd take not being put in until complete trash time as a bit of a slap in the face. No fucking reason whatsoever to not give him a few quality plays at the five minute mark. Sark sort of told him to go get fucked. 

He'll suck it up, but he won't forget about it.

How drunk are you 

1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

Yes.  WWSD (What would Spurrier Do?) 

….then after their TD, Texas recovers your onside kick before the longest field goal in Texas history. 

A 90 yard FG and Auburn flops out his monstrous dick for all to see and says suck it, bitches. 

Just now, ATXbronco said:

Didn't Cook have a reception?  Could have sworn he did unless it was called back for a foul?

Called back for a fake hold

Just now, ATXbronco said:

Didn't Cook have a reception?  Could have sworn he did unless it was called back for a foul?

Holding called

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2 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

If I was Arch, I'd take not being put in until complete trash time as a bit of a slap in the face. No fucking reason whatsoever to not give him a few quality plays at the five minute mark. Sark sort of told him to go get fucked. 

He'll suck it up, but he won't forget about it anytime soon.

Shit up bitch. He wanted Quinn to take this big win to the end.

Not all. Simmons was getting to Warren, but he was an escape artist today. He'll get better 

I know they have the players, but when you know they’re going to pass, it’s time to pin the ears back and go get the QB!

Hook’em!!!
6 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

This officiating crew is giving me big 12 PTSD

Me too, but that's why we were able to play through it so effortlessly today. All the vets on this team are used to playing against the zebras.

Stupid ass Big XII accidentally helping us out there. 

Arch should’ve been put in mid-4th, just to get him time on a big stage - IMO.

Hook’em!!!

2 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Didn't Cook have a reception?  Could have sworn he did unless it was called back for a foul?

It was called back

Dominating win. When it mattered, both lines owned the LOS. Quinn looked really good. Play calling was awesome.

2nd half, coaching staff new that Mich probably couldn't drive 75 yards for a TD, or if they could it would eat 5-7 mins. We adjusted everything accordingly.

With that said, Sark's gonna be pissed how we executed in the 2nd half. Team knew it was going to win and kinda put shit on coast. 

Just now, msucolt45 said:

Arch should’ve been put in mid-4th, just to get him time on a big stage - IMO.

Hook’em!!!

Nope.

perfect game, kicked Michigan's ass  in the big house, no injuries and still plenty to yell at the players about tomorrow. Just perfect.

6 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

lets get fucked up

Dos XX fro breakfast!

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7 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

If I was Arch, I'd take not being put in until complete trash time as a bit of a slap in the face. No fucking reason whatsoever to not give him a few quality plays at the five minute mark. Sark sort of told him to go get fucked. 

He'll suck it up, but he won't forget about it anytime soon.

Dude. Shut the actual fuck up you miserable cunt 

1 minute ago, Carl Spackler said:

It was called back

He and Moore both 

3 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Shit up bitch. He wanted Quinn to take this big win to the end.


we should sell Texas t-shirts with a complimentary tampon. The amount of bitching from us asswhipping Michigan is amazing. 

1 minute ago, msucolt45 said:

Arch should’ve been put in mid-4th, just to get him time on a big stage - IMO.

Hook’em!!!

Or Quinn got to enjoy his stellar big game performance until the end. 

8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

The only people gushing about playing A&M again are media members.

The funny part about that is that the media had zero respect for that rivalry when it was being played.

Once we stopped suddenly it is this big thing they all want to see.

And I predict it will quickly be ignored again after this year.

6 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


we got good practice playing against shitty qb’s today. Get us ready for Aggy. 

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1 minute ago, crash_davis said:

Dominating win. When it mattered, both lines owned the LOS. Quinn looked really good. Play calling was awesome.

2nd half, coaching staff new that Mich probably couldn't drive 75 yards for a TD, or if they could it would eat 5-7 mins. We adjusted everything accordingly.

With that said, Sark's gonna be pissed how we executed in the 2nd half. Team knew it was going to win and kinda put shit on coast. 

Pray for UTSA and La Monroe. 

Just now, hookem48 said:

perfect game, kicked Michigan's ass  in the big house, no injuries and still plenty to yell at the players about tomorrow. Just perfect.

Blue took a shot to the leg early and wasn't quite the same the rest of the game.  Have to wait for Monday to see.  Also you never know what kind of soft tissue ding is going to show up after the adrenaline is gone.

4 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

That game was a comfortable watch. May it ever be so.

EXACTLY.  I love watching comfortably, then casually watching games the rest of the day.  Good times.

Since the lead story on ESPN is how Michigan lost 13 guys to the draft -- we lost 11.

Ann Arbor got that longhorn dick taste in they mouths 

well done boys.  even beat the refs as well.

9 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

If I was Arch, I'd take not being put in until complete trash time as a bit of a slap in the face. No fucking reason whatsoever to not give him a few quality plays at the five minute mark. Sark sort of told him to go get fucked. 

He'll suck it up, but he won't forget about it anytime soon.

This is a joke, right? You're joking.

1 minute ago, TOR said:

Dos XX fro breakfast!

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little gas station down the road started selling that Delta-9 THC stuff, gonna go buy an eighth and roll a blunt. Haven't smoked in 10+ years, but it's my birthday and Texas just beat the shit out of the defending national champions at their house, I'm gonna get fuuuucked up.

6 minutes ago, Majorcholas said:

“Helll nah bruh” - CW 

😂😂😂

He ain’t tryna hear dat

2 minutes ago, UTHornFan014 said:

My standards are too high.

Not if you post here they’re not. 

Or Quinn got to enjoy his stellar big game performance until the end. 

I was actually worried more about him receiving a freak/late hit during the waning minutes of the 4th. QE had done his job, so IMO, it was time to get him off the field.

Hook’em!!!

What an asskicking. Felt a bit like Ohio State 2006 in reverse. Defense was great again. Running game is really good. Quinn played smart.

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