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    Michigan’s QB said Texas didn’t win, Michigan lost became poor execution. “They’re a good football team … but we shot ourselves in the foot and let them win that football game. We let them off too eas

  • Have you give Texas their flowers. They whooped Michigan’s ass in a way I haven’t seen in a long time. They look like a legit title contender. I would normally say see you again in the playoffs but

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8 minutes ago, BillyGoatHill said:

 

Chouette! C'est super!

Meatchicken, va te faire enculer!

5 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Offense moved at will, except when the will wasn't there.

Well stated.

 

5 minutes ago, Pods said:
15 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

This officiating crew is giving me big 12 PTSD

Me too, but that's why we were able to play through it so effortlessly today. All the vets on this team are used to playing against the zebras.

Stupid ass Big XII accidentally helping us out there.

Not as bad as the Big 12 crews, but they've shown a bias in more than one of our games. How great it is to be good enough to prevail regardless.

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Surly contingent leaving the Big House

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That was fun. We have a real football team!

4 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

little gas station down the road started selling that Delta-9 THC stuff, gonna go buy an eighth and roll a blunt. Haven't smoked in 10+ years, but it's my birthday and Texas just beat the shit out of the defending national champions at their house, I'm gonna get fuuuucked up.

Username does NOT check out 

Last week they had Sark's postgame presser on LHN.  Doesn't look like this week.  Anyone got any insight?

5 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

 

Was the band there? Good job. I love it. 

12 minutes ago, Daichee Bell said:

Holy shit, be happy you miserable dicks. Just beat  last year‘s national champions on the road. Come a long way. Hook ‘em!

This. We were basically running practice out there against them in the 4th quarter. 

Goddam this feels good.

Gonna rewatch and see if I can spot any Michigan fans in the crowd crying.

4 minutes ago, beer said:

Arkansas about to tie 

I assume the hatred for Pig overcomes the fact people in Oklahoma will be happy with a win

15 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Did Sark bag another Black woman?

 

From that interview, Taffy tried to shake Sark's hand and you could see her mouth "Walk away baby" lol

 

I'm dying. 

i rewatched it, just looks like the player personnel lady telling the players to steer clear from the interview area.

6 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Not if you post here they’re not. 

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.  

16 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

First half total dominance when it mattered and then coasted.

And they still outscored them in the 2nd half.

Nvmd. Forgot about their field goal.

But Sark clearly put it in coast knowing they couldn't do shit against us.

10 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

This is a joke, right? You're joking.

Fuck no, I'm not joking. Manning had a chance for some quality snaps on a National Stage against the Nat'l Champs and Sark forgot about him... for what, so Ewers could get a couple of extra snaps? Ewers could risk getting a late hit by some pissed off linebacker? or as someone suggested Quinn could fully enjoy his great win? Bullshit. Manning could be a giant part of this team, this season, and he needs to be treated like it. Not as an 3-play afterthought handoff jockey when we're up by 30 pts. We scored 7 points in the second half, btw

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2 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Fuck no, I'm not joking. Manning had a chance for some quality snaps on a National Stage against the Nat'l Champs and Sark forgot about him... for what, so Ewers could get a couple of extra snaps? Ewers could risk getting a late hit by some pissed off linebacker? or as someone suggested Quinn could fully enjoy his great win? Bullshit. Manning could be a giant part of this team, this season, and he needs to be treated like it. Not as an 3-play afterthought handoff jockey when we're up by 30 pts.

Or maybe he just wanted to be conservative and not risk injuries. 

Hate they took Moore's TD off the board on the first drive.  He plays so hard every play. 

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Fuck no, I'm not joking. Manning had a chance for some quality snaps on a National Stage against the Nat'l Champs and Sark forgot about him... for what, so Ewers could get a couple of extra snaps? Ewers could risk getting a late hit by some pissed off linebacker? or as someone suggested Quinn could fully enjoy his great win? Bullshit. Manning could be a giant part of this team, this season, and he needs to be treated like it. Not as an 3-play afterthought handoff jockey when we're up by 30 pts.

Shit the fuck up. Go away with this dumb shit.
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1 minute ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Fuck no, I'm not joking. Manning had a chance for some quality snaps on a National Stage against the Nat'l Champs and Sark forgot about him... for what, so Ewers could get a couple of extra snaps? Ewers could risk getting a late hit by some pissed off linebacker? or as someone suggested Quinn could fully enjoy his great win? Bullshit. Manning could be a giant part of this team, this season, and he needs to be treated like it. Not as an 3-play afterthought handoff jockey when we're up by 30 pts.

This is like bitching because the Picasso your grandmother left you in her will doesn’t match the color scheme of your living room. 

3 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

Goddam this feels good.

Gonna rewatch and see if I can spot any Michigan fans in the crowd crying.

Not crying, but I saw a pretty nice reaction from a chic in the stands on one of our plays. Sure you'll find some good stuff on rewatch.

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Or maybe he just wanted to be conservative and not risk injuries. 

 

Don't agree with that guy about Manning but how is leaving the starters in and still running plays "not risking injury?"

3 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Fuck no, I'm not joking. Manning had a chance for some quality snaps on a National Stage against the Nat'l Champs and Sark forgot about him... for what, so Ewers could get a couple of extra snaps? Ewers could risk getting a late hit by some pissed off linebacker? or as someone suggested Quinn could fully enjoy his great win? Bullshit. Manning could be a giant part of this team, this season, and he needs to be treated like it. Not as an 3-play afterthought handoff jockey when we're up by 30 pts.

Arch Manning is the backup QB. The backup QB does not play midway through the 4th quarter on the road against a ranked opponent up 31-6. 

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Texas winning their 11am game means I'm gonna watch a fuckload of football the next 8 hours. 

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3 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Fuck no, I'm not joking. Manning had a chance for some quality snaps on a National Stage against the Nat'l Champs and Sark forgot about him... for what, so Ewers could get a couple of extra snaps? Ewers could risk getting a late hit by some pissed off linebacker? or as someone suggested Quinn could fully enjoy his great win? Bullshit. Manning could be a giant part of this team, this season, and he needs to be treated like it. Not as an 3-play afterthought handoff jockey when we're up by 30 pts. We scored 7 points in the second half, btw

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4 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Fuck no, I'm not joking. Manning had a chance for some quality snaps on a National Stage against the Nat'l Champs and Sark forgot about him... for what, so Ewers could get a couple of extra snaps? Ewers could risk getting a late hit by some pissed off linebacker? or as someone suggested Quinn could fully enjoy his great win? Bullshit. Manning could be a giant part of this team, this season, and he needs to be treated like it. Not as an 3-play afterthought handoff jockey when we're up by 30 pts. We scored 7 points in the second half, btw

Now this is a surly post.

1 minute ago, GTJ1982 said:

 

Don't agree with that guy about Manning but how is leaving the starters in and still running plays "not risking injury?"

Bringing in Manning you want to run some semblance of an offense to get him legit reps. 

What's the point of bringing in Manning if you're just going to fall on the ball? Which is what we did with Ewers. 

Just now, UTGrad98 said:

Texas winning their 11am game means I'm gonna watch a fuckload of football the next 8 hours. 

The way football life is meant to be. 

12 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

 

gawd i want this moment in Kyle field in three months 🤘

Just now, UTGrad98 said:

Texas winning their 11am game means I'm gonna watch a fuckload of football the next 8 hours. 

Immma die.  But do you

  

1 minute ago, UTGrad98 said:

Texas winning their 11am game means I'm gonna watch a fuckload of football the next 8 hours. 

It was a bitter spring and a long hot summer.

6 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

This is like bitching because the Picasso your grandmother left you in her will doesn’t match the color scheme of your living room. 

No, it's more like Picasso forgot to sign the one he left me in his will. I wanted to see Arch make some plays. He's fucking awesome. Get him in there early and often this year. Next year he has to be ready on day one to lead us to a Nat'l Championship. He might need to be ready this year. Get him some playing time in the big games when a hundred thousand people are screaming.

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No, it's more like he forgot to sign the one he left me in his will. I wanted to see Arch make some plays. He's fucking awesome. Get him in there early and often this year. Next year he has to be ready on day one to lead us to a Nat'l Championship. He might need to be ready this year. Get him some playing time in the big games when a hundred thousand people are screaming.

Sounds like you should send a strongly worded letter off to Sark.
4 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Fuck no, I'm not joking. Manning had a chance for some quality snaps on a National Stage against the Nat'l Champs and Sark forgot about him... for what, so Ewers could get a couple of extra snaps? Ewers could risk getting a late hit by some pissed off linebacker? or as someone suggested Quinn could fully enjoy his great win? Bullshit. Manning could be a giant part of this team, this season, and he needs to be treated like it. Not as an 3-play afterthought handoff jockey when we're up by 30 pts.

National Champs, defending but only in name only. This Michigans teams offense is inept. A Texas high school 6 man team could score more than them and their defense may not be as good as they think. I’ll defer to thinking Texas was and maybe  very very good. (Better than advertised) but we will see soon. Like I said when we see Methlahoma we will know. I like where we are trending and where we are.  

Fuck no, I'm not joking. Manning had a chance for some quality snaps on a National Stage against the Nat'l Champs and Sark forgot about him... for what, so Ewers could get a couple of extra snaps? Ewers could risk getting a late hit by some pissed off linebacker? or as someone suggested Quinn could fully enjoy his great win? Bullshit. Manning could be a giant part of this team, this season, and he needs to be treated like it. Not as an 3-play afterthought handoff jockey when we're up by 30 pts. We scored 7 points in the second half, btw

Unlike a broken watch, Irish ones are apparently wrong twice a day…
1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Bringing in Manning you want to run some semblance of an offense to get him legit reps. 

What's the point of bringing in Manning if you're just going to fall on the ball? Which is what we did with Ewers. 

Ewers threw it at least twice. One called back for holding where he took a solid shot.

That was classless for Michigan to run down the score in the last minutes of the game. 

7 minutes ago, Escapedgoat said:

Was the band there? Good job. I love it. 

Yes they took a travel band, which is maybe 60 folks or so.

Just now, Revolution512 said:

Ewers threw it at least twice. One called back for holding where he took a solid shot.

Who gives a shit? Arch was not going to play in this game unless the score was something like 42-6 midway through 4th quarter.

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