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    Michigan’s QB said Texas didn’t win, Michigan lost became poor execution. “They’re a good football team … but we shot ourselves in the foot and let them win that football game. We let them off too eas

  • Have you give Texas their flowers. They whooped Michigan’s ass in a way I haven’t seen in a long time. They look like a legit title contender. I would normally say see you again in the playoffs but

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1 minute ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

I hope you're right. I'll add one other thing. How do you think Arch's family, his uncles... whatever... felt when with five minutes left and an absolute insurmountable lead, Quinn comes back on the field? At best, they'll think that Sark isn't even thinking about getting their kid playing time. It's just not cool.

If he plays half the game next week, all will be forgotten. We'll see. Sounds a bit optimistic. Wouldn't be surprised to see a little blowback on this next week. 

I don't remember your previous 5400 posts as this obviously daft.

Impressive win. Hardly broke a sweat. Quinn looks more in control than we’ve ever seen and that’s a great sign to the rest of the year. Let’s gooooooo

2 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

I hope you're right. I'll add one other thing. How do you think Arch's family, his uncles... whatever... felt when with five minutes left and an absolute insurmountable lead, Quinn comes back on the field? At best, they'll think that Sark isn't even thinking about getting their kid playing time. It's just not cool.

If he plays half the game next week, all will be forgotten. We'll see. Sounds a bit optimistic. Wouldn't be surprised to see a little blowback on this next week. 

fuck off.

I’m sure Arch will be thinking hard about those last five minutes today while he is banging multiple co-eds tonight. 

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

I do 

8-4 is their ceiling 

I'd say they'll win 6, but for the fact there are so many poor to mediocre teams in the Big Howevermany. 

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22 minutes ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

"No. 3 Longhorns ended the No. 10 Wolverines’ 23-game home winning streak, which dated back to November 2020, and it was Michigan’s first regular-season loss since October 2021."

Football is a lot harder when you don’t know exactly what the other team is gonna do before they snap the ball.

3 minutes ago, MrX said:

I’m sure Arch will be thinking hard about those last five minutes today while he is banging multiple co-eds tonight. 

Them bitches keep stealing his student ID!

49 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Ann Arbor got that longhorn dick taste in they mouths 

And the Longhorn flags at their no-tell motel…..double rainbow!

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Great showing by the fans, and this team was ready from jump. 

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17 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

That is badass and a great idea. I bet those start popping up everywhere. Here's another one.

 

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Arch has obviously bought in on how things are he would have already left. He gets his advice from his family of former pros who I would guess know considerably more about the process than anyone posting on here. To think any different shows ignorance. 

59 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

If I was Arch, I'd take not being put in until complete trash time as a bit of a slap in the face. No fucking reason whatsoever to not give him a few quality plays at the five minute mark. Sark sort of told him to go get fucked. 

He'll suck it up, but he won't forget about it anytime soon.

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Arch's family have totally adopted Texas and Austin. Cooper is a member of Austin Country Club and I believe Arch's younger brother, Heid, is a freshman at Texas.

Arch aint going nowhere.

I hope the defense is PISSED they gave up their first TD in junk time.

9 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

I hope you're right. I'll add one other thing. How do you think Arch's family, his uncles... whatever... felt when with five minutes left and an absolute insurmountable lead, Quinn comes back on the field? At best, they'll think that Sark isn't even thinking about getting their kid playing time. It's just not cool.

If he plays half the game next week, all will be forgotten. We'll see. Sounds a bit optimistic. Wouldn't be surprised to see a little blowback on this next week. 

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Goddamn, way to show up! Give me a couple years and then I can bring my oldest to these kind of games. 

37 minutes ago, Bookman said:

That was classless for Michigan to run down the score in the last minutes of the game. 

I had over 37.5 in a parlay so I was a big fan of it TBH

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12 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

I hope you're right. I'll add one other thing. How do you think Arch's family, his uncles... whatever... felt when with five minutes left and an absolute insurmountable lead, Quinn comes back on the field? At best, they'll think that Sark isn't even thinking about getting their kid playing time. It's just not cool.

If he plays half the game next week, all will be forgotten. We'll see. Sounds a bit optimistic. Wouldn't be surprised to see a little blowback on this next week. 

Jesus titty fucking Christ, you're a bitch. 

4 minutes ago, FOXHOUND said:

 

Great showing by the fans, and this team was ready from jump. 

i love my alma mater so much

Well boys and girls, this season may be even more fun than I thought it would be. Been a loooong ass time since I felt confident going up against literally anyone. [emoji869]

12 minutes ago, MrX said:

I’m sure Arch will be thinking hard about those last five minutes today while he is banging multiple co-eds tonight. 

With zero worries about money or starting at Texas next year.

Yeah man.. poor fella. 

7 minutes ago, FOXHOUND said:

 

Great showing by the fans, and this team was ready from jump. 

From the crowd shots during the game you’d have no idea that many Texas fans were there.   Much less the travel band. 

3 minutes ago, ousux said:

Well boys and girls, this season may be even more fun than I thought it would be. Been a loooong ass time since I felt confident going up against literally anyone. emoji869.png

Even the trap games don’t look worrisome at this point. Go 1-1 agains OU and UGA and Texas is in the playoffs maybe even the SEC championship game. Don’t we have two undefeateds in conf at the end of the year. 

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Yeah fuck nuts, Arch looks real concerned with his lack of playing time. Fuck off.

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Even the trap games don’t look worrisome at this point. Go 1-1 agains OU and UGA and Texas is in the playoffs maybe even the SEC championship game. Don’t we have two undefeateds in conf at the end of the year. 
Thing is we have a legit 2 deep at nearly every position, not sure we've had that since 04/05.
16 minutes ago, MrX said:

I’m sure Arch will be thinking hard about those last five minutes today while he is banging multiple co-eds tonight. 

That's all he'll be thinking about. "Last five minutes!...Last five minutes!...Last five minutes!"

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1 hour ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Fuck no, I'm not joking. Manning had a chance for some quality snaps on a National Stage against the Nat'l Champs and Sark forgot about him... for what, so Ewers could get a couple of extra snaps? Ewers could risk getting a late hit by some pissed off linebacker? or as someone suggested Quinn could fully enjoy his great win? Bullshit. Manning could be a giant part of this team, this season, and he needs to be treated like it. Not as an 3-play afterthought handoff jockey when we're up by 30 pts. We scored 7 points in the second half, btw

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also very lol

 

21 minutes ago, NaTeWHO said:

That is badass and a great idea. I bet those start popping up everywhere. Here's another one.

 

Whoa Nelly.

How much to put this in my house? We talking nurse money or what?

1 hour ago, Daichee Bell said:

Holy shit, be happy you miserable dicks. Just beat  last year‘s national champions on the road. Come a long way. Hook ‘em!

We won't be playing ourselves, so no chance of beating this year's national champions. 

16 minutes ago, ousux said:

Well boys and girls, this season may be even more fun than I thought it would be. Been a loooong ass time since I felt confident going up against literally anyone. emoji869.png

Yeah, wait until Sark really opens up the playbook 🥸

30 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

I hope you're right. I'll add one other thing. How do you think Arch's family, his uncles... whatever... felt when with five minutes left and an absolute insurmountable lead, Quinn comes back on the field? At best, they'll think that Sark isn't even thinking about getting their kid playing time. It's just not cool.

If he plays half the game next week, all will be forgotten. We'll see. Sounds a bit optimistic. Wouldn't be surprised to see a little blowback on this next week. 

Take a long walk into Lake Erie you jizz mop fucktard.

Try not to steal any road signs on your way. 
 

We just waltzed into the “Little House” and skull fucked your mother in front of all of your friends.

I guess it wasn’t enough to taste Vince Young’s balls slapping off of your chin.

I hope you enjoyed watching our 4th string RB sodomize that soft defense of yours while he walked in for 6 points. 
 

Die in a fire. Quit cheating. Blow blue

1 hour ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Fuck no, I'm not joking. Manning had a chance for some quality snaps on a National Stage against the Nat'l Champs and Sark forgot about him... for what, so Ewers could get a couple of extra snaps? Ewers could risk getting a late hit by some pissed off linebacker? or as someone suggested Quinn could fully enjoy his great win? Bullshit. Manning could be a giant part of this team, this season, and he needs to be treated like it. Not as an 3-play afterthought handoff jockey when we're up by 30 pts. We scored 7 points in the second half, btw

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Meatchicken can lighten up now that they no longer are under pressure to maintain the home winning streak. Which is now at 0. Hey fuckers, you may not realize it now, but we may have done you a favor with that ass whipping at home.

36 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

I hope you're right. I'll add one other thing. How do you think Arch's family, his uncles... whatever... felt when with five minutes left and an absolute insurmountable lead, Quinn comes back on the field? At best, they'll think that Sark isn't even thinking about getting their kid playing time. It's just not cool.

If he plays half the game next week, all will be forgotten. We'll see. Sounds a bit optimistic. Wouldn't be surprised to see a little blowback on this next week. 

Who gives a good fuck how they felt? They are getting 3+ mm to train up. Arch can come in next week.

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