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Oh I’m sorry. I couldn’t hear anything over the sound of TOTAL DOMINATION 

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    Michigan’s QB said Texas didn’t win, Michigan lost became poor execution. “They’re a good football team … but we shot ourselves in the foot and let them win that football game. We let them off too eas

  • Have you give Texas their flowers. They whooped Michigan’s ass in a way I haven’t seen in a long time. They look like a legit title contender. I would normally say see you again in the playoffs but

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45 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Lol, did Texas fans takeover Michigan's luxury boxes or something? 

That wasnt at the game. Not sure what that is. Looks like its from the Sphere in Vegas. 

They have one in LA as well. Someone sent me a link like 20 mins before game time. No idea it even existed. I'm sure they'll be coming to all cities in the near future.


https://www.cosm.com/

This one is in Dallas. I would love that in Austin. Looks like a cool way to watch a game. I wonder if they do replays on normal screens? 

Yea it’s cosm dallas, as the tweet states. Looks sick curious what it costs. 

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Yea it’s cosm dallas, as the tweet states. Looks sick curious what it costs. 

In LA standing room was $20. Cheapest seats seemed to be close to $100

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9 minutes ago, Foosters said:

In LA standing room was $20. Cheapest seats seemed to be close to $100

Not terrible if you aren’t in Austin. Going to one in austin for that instead of DKR would be silly goose 


Simmons had a play or two like this as well. If they start getting home, look out.

1 hour ago, Dr Climax said:

Re watching the game, the best play was at 4:32 in the 3rd, it seemed liked the big house and the announcers caught the plague, eerily quiet as Wingo almost housed that end around. That was the dagger, and it was succulent.

Bro, his speed is fucking insane. His cutting ans ability to hit the hole was superman level. Cheat code. 

11 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Not terrible if you aren’t in Austin. Going to one in austin for that instead of DKR would be silly goose 


Simmons had a play or two like this as well. If they start getting home, look out.

There's the Trey Moore we've been waiting to see. 

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Congrats Horns.  That was a real Beatdown at the Big House.  Texas looks legit.

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Silas Bolden has 1 catch through 2 games and we had to throw our 5-star freshman WR a bone today on an end-around since he hadn’t touched the ball yet and he almost housed it.

That’s how good we have it.

4 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Michigan’s QB said Texas didn’t win, Michigan lost became poor execution. “They’re a good football team … but we shot ourselves in the foot and let them win that football game. We let them off too easily.”
 

 

He's certainly entitled to a shitty opinion.

Michigan let us win? Wow that Midwestern hospitality is really something. Thanks Michigan! Very generous of you.

I would like ro take this opportunity to thank the Michigan quarterback for allowing us to win! We couldn't have done it without you 

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Wink Martindale blasting out of his male spanx while Mich got thrashed by superior players at all 22 positions was a rough look for the reigning champs.  Orji is also a talentless fucking scrub who makes Tyrone Swoopes look like Heisman/MVP version of Cam Newton.  Just a total humiliation in all facets of the game.

Overall very impressed with Sark's scheme + Ewers poise....Gunnar was also best player on the field during several drives, which bodes extremely well for future matchups against opponents with at least C+ roster composition.

11 minutes ago, Muny_Tex said:

Gunnar Jake Majors was also best player on the field during several drives all game, which bodes extremely well for future matchups against opponents with at least C+ roster composition.

 

3 hours ago, hornian said:

You act like Matt Nordgren dribbling the ball down the field for a score against Baylor in ‘05 didn't happen. 

Don't mock the chance you get.

10 hours ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

If I was Arch, I'd take not being put in until complete trash time as a bit of a slap in the face. No fucking reason whatsoever to not give him a few quality plays at the five minute mark. Sark sort of told him to go get fucked. 

He'll suck it up, but he won't forget about it anytime soon.

i don't give neg rep, but if i did, this post would merit it

9 hours behind but i'm sure you have already received a proper hiding for this bullshit

Re-run on FS1 and I had to get through the "His wife L'oreal put him together" again.  

That's okay.  Spoiler alert - he wins in the end.

4 hours ago, campcrunk said:

I feel like Jerrick Gibson has quietly been pretty damn impressive. He's a good one

Gibson is flashing like crazy and I’m surprised we’re not hearing more about him. He’s pretty fast and fucking punishing as a runner. I guess he must not be great in blocking and blitz pickup because the guy looks like a legit stud.

21 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Re-run on FS1 and I had to get through the "His wife L'oreal put him together" again.  

That's okay.  Spoiler alert - he wins in the end.

Gus Johnson is a blathering idiot. He was terrible today.

1 hour ago, Hookem2147 said:

Silas Bolden has 1 catch through 2 games and we had to throw our 5-star freshman WR a bone today on an end-around since he hadn’t touched the ball yet and he almost housed it.

That’s how good we have it.

His speed is absolutely freak level. Good lord. 

1 hour ago, jw4381 said:

He's certainly entitled to a shitty opinion.

Sure, sure. If by shooting yourself in the foot you mean throwing 2 INTS, and our offense cutting through your vaunted defense like Vic Mackey at a Colombian whore house. Got it, bud. 

1 hour ago, Tailgate said:

I’m shocked how scared they were before and after the game.

They already knew the outcome before they set foot in that stadium. 

2 hours ago, Foosters said:

They have one in LA as well. Someone sent me a link like 20 mins before game time. No idea it even existed. I'm sure they'll be coming to all cities in the near future.


https://www.cosm.com/

That. Is. Awesome.

I might have to go down to LA just to experience that thing.

BTW, BIG shout out to Jake Majors. That dude is just irreplaceable right now. Calling the signs for the line in a packed house where you couldn't hear shit. Mad props to that beast. 
 

He's come a looooong way, ans it was worth it. Flood is a fucking magician. Just don't tell Connor Weigman until Nov so he can turn into a puddle of goo at Copperfield at work.

24 minutes ago, Xminus6 said:

Gibson is flashing like crazy and I’m surprised we’re not hearing more about him. He’s pretty fast and fucking punishing as a runner. I guess he must not be great in blocking and blitz pickup because the guy looks like a legit stud.

When it comes to being the hammer back role for us, He might not be a better all around better back at this point but he’s at least on par as a pure ball carrier with a healthy Baxter. 

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Man, I would have loved to see what Baxter could have done between he and Gibson. Havinf those UM pussies try to stop them over and over would have led to more passes out of the flat to both Blue and Wisner for much longer gains/possible TD's 

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If I were Baxter, I'd take it as a slap in the face that Sark didn't put me out there during the last drive in a brace to stand there like JBrooks at the end of the BigXII championship game. I'd like to hear Sark's reasoning there.

26 minutes ago, Foosters said:

If I were Baxter, I'd take it as a slap in the face that Sark didn't put me out there during the last drive in a brace to stand there like JBrooks at the end of the BigXII championship game. I'd like to hear Sark's reasoning there.

If you're not mocking the biggest idiot on this thread, you're being a moron.

I may be a little drunk, so I'm not sure if my sarcasm meter is operating properly.

2 hours ago, Muny_Tex said:

Wink Martindale blasting out of his male spanx while Mich got thrashed by superior players at all 22 positions was a rough look for the reigning champs.  Orji is also a talentless fucking scrub who makes Tyrone Swoopes look like Heisman/MVP version of Cam Newton.  Just a total humiliation in all facets of the game.

Overall very impressed with Sark's scheme + Ewers poise....Gunnar was also best player on the field during several drives, which bodes extremely well for future matchups against opponents with at least C+ roster composition.

So once again to recap the day……
Somebody say Orji (orgy)????

“ I’m” being Texas in this case 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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5 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Oh I’m sorry. I couldn’t hear anything over the sound of TOTAL DOMINATION 

Yes. I'm at the st. Johns dennys. I may get stabbed, but imm cool with it 

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

If you're not mocking the biggest idiot on this thread, you're being a moron.

I may be a little drunk, so I'm not sure if my sarcasm meter is operating properly.

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Ran into Donovan Edwards after the game.

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I only remember hearing Mason Grahams name called twice. I'll have to go back and watch to make sure but the first time was in relation to him and Grant being gassed in the 2nd and Texas attacking their backups.

The 2nd was when Martindale in his infinite wisdom to try to create mismatches moved him outside. 

An All American DT got moved further away from the QB where he was across from..lemme check my notes...oh yeah Kelvin Fucking Banks. 

 

 

8 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

If you want to see some evidence of why Texas is running this shit….i got back a little while from a dove hunt. Our place is under the approach to ABIA. Starting around 6:30, the line of private jets coming in was…significant. There weren’t any before then. Presume they were mostly coming from Michigan. That’s some money, people, and that money makes the Texas NIL program unbeatable.

You Dove hunt anywhere near the CotA racetrack?

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Have you give Texas their flowers. They whooped Michigan’s ass in a way I haven’t seen in a long time. They look like a legit title contender.

I would normally say see you again in the playoffs but unless michigans offense starts playing against 2nd stringers like they did in the final drive not sure they make the playoffs. Although Oregon doesn’t look as good as everyone predicted them to be. Still. Don’t want any part of Texas in the playoffs.

Would love to see Michigan somehow right the ship. Beat Ohio state and then Texas eliminates Ohio state in the playoffs and day gets sent packing.

Good luck to your squad. This one was ugly.

10 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Michigan’s QB said Texas didn’t win, Michigan lost became poor execution. “They’re a good football team … but we shot ourselves in the foot and let them win that football game. We let them off too easily.”
 

 

Yeah, man, that one touchdown y'all got at the end against our backups really showed how bad it coulda been for us if y'all hadn't let us off the hook with that 31-6 lead.  We really dodged a bullet.  See y'all in the playoff.  I mean, not this year, but sooner or later, maybe.

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Congrats fellas. I’m sorry my wolverines suck and were overrated 

19 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Yeah, man, that one touchdown y'all got at the end against our backups really showed how bad it coulda been for us if y'all hadn't let us off the hook with that 31-6 lead.  We really dodged a bullet.  See y'all in the playoff.  I mean, not this year, but sooner or later, maybe.

Yeah man poor execution lol

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11 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Michigan’s QB said Texas didn’t win, Michigan lost became poor execution. “They’re a good football team … but we shot ourselves in the foot and let them win that football game. We let them off too easily.”
 

 

“Take the loss, pussy”

Wink Martindale blasting out of his male spanx while Mich got thrashed by superior players at all 22 positions was a rough look for the reigning champs.  Orji is also a talentless fucking scrub who makes Tyrone Swoopes look like Heisman/MVP version of Cam Newton.  Just a total humiliation in all facets of the game.
Overall very impressed with Sark's scheme + Ewers poise....Gunnar was also best player on the field during several drives, which bodes extremely well for future matchups against opponents with at least C+ roster composition.

I feel my 10 dollars a month played a part.
9 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

Okay, have to ask,Who is the guy in the picture that the Wolverine is looking at? It looks like Case McCoy in a Trojan cap. 

Where the fuck have you been?

11 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

 Big Matt Leinart energy. 

To be fair to Leinart, it went down to the last minute.
 

OTOH, in this game Texas was up 19 point at half and it wasn’t that close.

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I rewatched the game, sober this time and this had to have been Hayden Connor and Jake Major’s best games as Longhorns. The two best interior linemen in college football got their butts kicked yesterday by our interior line. It was glorious to watch. 

1 minute ago, lilMAC25 said:

To be fair to Leinart, it went down to the last minute.
 

OTOH, in this game Texas was up 19 point at half and it wasn’t that close.

Leinart actually seems to be a pretty cool guy at this point. And going to the locker room with Bush was nice. And he knows now that Texas was the better team. But whether it went down to the last minute or not, he said what he said. 

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