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26 minutes ago, Red Five said:

This is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.

1, 2, 4, 3? 

This is exactly the right answer 

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    Michigan’s QB said Texas didn’t win, Michigan lost became poor execution. “They’re a good football team … but we shot ourselves in the foot and let them win that football game. We let them off too eas

  • Have you give Texas their flowers. They whooped Michigan’s ass in a way I haven’t seen in a long time. They look like a legit title contender. I would normally say see you again in the playoffs but

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4 minutes ago, immamac said:

Looks so empty to me hahahaha loved taking this spot over just like we took over the big house yesterday. 

I estimate 13-15k. Was incredible. 

Great Job!!

34 minutes ago, Red Five said:

This is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.

1, 2, 4, 3? 

1,1,1,1

You guys are insane 2nd from left is clearly a higher tier

3 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

You guys are insane 2nd from left is clearly a higher tier

yeah, but 1 has the height advantage to rest your beer.

Just now, InkaUtexas said:

yeah, but 1 has the height advantage to rest your beer.

They all do, if you’re an adult height. 

Nobody gives a fuck who you want to fuck and in what order. It remains the most tired bullshit on this site. Uphauling. 

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1 minute ago, hookemATL said:

Nobody gives a fuck who you want to fuck and in what order. It remains the most tired bullshit on this site. Uphauling. 

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20 minutes ago, Dewey said:

LSU finished 5-5 after their last NC. Michigan was a build for one NC, they had no plans for another. You can tell by the coaches and roster they now have. 

Well that and they were sign stealing cheating fucks last year and Harbaugh knew it was time to leave 

1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

 

Now if you consider teams like Penn State or LSU blue bloods then it kind of all falls apart

Nobody who knows anything should consider those teams.

14 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Nobody gives a fuck who you want to fuck and in what order. It remains the most tired bullshit on this site. Uphauling. 

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28 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Nobody gives a fuck who you want to fuck and in what order. It remains the most tired bullshit on this site. Uphauling. 

Im going to rate them even harder now

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Like....almost directly across the street.  On yesterday's hunt, I could hear the whine of the engines of the cars they were running at the track (not sure what exactly was going on) clear as a bell.  Could see the tower from my spot -- maybe 1/2 mile to the tower?

West side?

 

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36 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

Well that and they were sign stealing cheating fucks last year and Harbaugh knew it was time to leave 

Anything and everything and then everyone bailed and left Moore with a bag of shit. It's really kind of weird to me, then again I find Jim Harbaugh weird, but they had an opportunity to build what Bama has, UGA has, what tOSU has and instead the powers that be, for some reason, built for one season, not a decade+.

A blueblood should be recruiting stars and depth, dipping into the portal for pressing needs, not going to shit after one good season. 

Totally crazy to me and handled all wrong IMO 

21 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

West side?

 

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South side of 812 - gate is literally 1000 feet before you get to COTA (if you're coming in from 130), right side of the road. Where is your place?  And more importantly, are you hip on us planting sunflowers there and shooting the hell outta the dove?

Michigan fans using the excuse that they lost 13 players to the draft is tired. Georgia, Bama, and Ohio St have been sending waves of players to the league and don’t have this level of fall off. It’s a reality that the best teams must deal with and not a unique circumstance for your team. Bama sent 10 to the league and replaced their coaching staff for example 

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


I think we will find out that Michigan's D is legit and that their offense isn't as bad as it looked but that our defense really is THAT good. 

 

Their offense is exactly as bad as it looked. But I think our defense is also very good.

6 hours ago, Leanderman said:

May be an image of 3 people, people playing football and text

I was at the game and saw this happening.  The Texas coach in the orange jacket looked like he was desperately trying to stop the guy from planting the flag.  Lol. 

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

South side of 812 - gate is literally 1000 feet before you get to COTA (if you're coming in from 130), right side of the road. Where is your place?  And more importantly, are you hip on us planting sunflowers there and shooting the hell outta the dove?

McAngus Road…. Next door to Rastegar’s development. 
My nephews and their crowd have the dove hunting locked down.

 

 

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5 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

I was at the game and saw this happening.  The Texas coach in the orange jacket looked like he was desperately trying to stop the guy from planting the flag.  Lol. 

I don’t like our players disrespecting opponents’ houses in that manner. 
It’s bush league behavior, IMO. 
The team’s performance on the field accomplished any statement of dominance very clearly.
 

26 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Their offense is exactly as bad as it looked. But I think our defense is also very good.

I think they are Iowa+ this year.  ~10th defense, but ~50th offense.  They will ride the defense to a lot of wins, but also lose to someone they shouldn't because they can't comeback from behind,

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1 hour ago, hookemATL said:

 Uphauling. 

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4 hours ago, texastroubadour said:

in my TMZ voice: are they back together?

She was on the field with Sark after the game.

1 minute ago, sith_horn said:

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Don’t be an idoit. For all intentsive purposes, you know I am right. 

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1 hour ago, hookemATL said:

Nobody gives a fuck who you want to fuck and in what order. It remains the most tired bullshit on this site. Uphauling. 


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1 hour ago, hookemATL said:

Nobody gives a fuck who you want to fuck and in what order. It remains the most tired bullshit on this site. Uphauling. 

Speaking of tired bullshit . . .

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10 minutes ago, jdhorn92 said:

She was on the field with Sark after the game.

That wasn’t his wife unless she gained all the weight he lost. 

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

That wasn’t his wife unless she gained all the weight he lost. 

Fake Divorce is hard

 

2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

That wasn’t his wife unless she gained all the weight he lost. 

Gothca, he certainly has a type.  Although she seemed to be directing him immediate post game, maybe that lady was staff.

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2 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Anybody  know where I can catch a rebroadcast or have a link to the game?

Youtube link is upthread.

13 minutes ago, jdhorn92 said:

 

Gothca, he certainly has a type.  Although she seemed to be directing him immediate post game, maybe that lady was staff.

Found the katfid sock.

18 minutes ago, jdhorn92 said:

 

Gothca, he certainly has a type.  Although she seemed to be directing him immediate post game, maybe that lady was staff.

she can handle my staff

Sark was holding a lot back for UTSA.

You nailed that like we nailed your mom last night.
Dude, I'm so glad I saw that. They were not expecting MM to just start talking football properly.

This is Texas. When Mack Brown brought his women’s coaching clinic here he was not expecting the ladies to be asking him about quarters coverage and why Greg Davis used playaction on 3rd and long.
2 hours ago, hookemATL said:

It remains the most tired bullshit on this site. Uphauling. 

Using catchphrases from 1999-era HornFans that were funny for like 3 hours gives it a serious run for the money…

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1 hour ago, TheRRKid said:

Michigan fans using the excuse that they lost 13 players to the draft is tired. Georgia, Bama, and Ohio St have been sending waves of players to the league and don’t have this level of fall off. It’s a reality that the best teams must deal with and not a unique circumstance for your team. Bama sent 10 to the league and replaced their coaching staff for example 

We only sent 11 to the NFL; I guess those 2 extra players are worth 9.5 points each…

1 hour ago, Dewey said:

Anything and everything and then everyone bailed and left Moore with a bag of shit. It's really kind of weird to me, then again I find Jim Harbaugh weird, but they had an opportunity to build what Bama has, UGA has, what tOSU has and instead the powers that be, for some reason, built for one season, not a decade+.

A blueblood should be recruiting stars and depth, dipping into the portal for pressing needs, not going to shit after one good season. 

Totally crazy to me and handled all wrong IMO 

Harbaugh doesn’t recruit to build college football dynasty. He is a great coach, but recruiting isn’t his thing. He is more Bill Synder, than Saban 

13 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

We only sent 11 to the NFL; I guess those 2 extra players are worth 9.5 points each…

This....   We lost our entire receiving room, one side of our our defensive line, and then our hard yardage back in fall camp.   Gibson will fill that role nicely with time, but until they are comfortable with his pass blocking, it's obvious that it's going to be a run when he comes in the game.

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Polite fans, super welcoming. They took the beating well since they are the champs, and know their team is not good this year. Shook our hands as they filed out in the 2nd half 

We gave the Michigan fans the Horns down back before and after the game and they were totally dumbfounded. Had no idea how to react and just walked away. 
 

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Don’t be an idoit. For all intentsive purposes, you know I am right. 
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2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

I don’t like our players disrespecting opponents’ houses in that manner. 
It’s bush league behavior, IMO. 
The team’s performance on the field accomplished any statement of dominance very clearly.
 

+1

Look, we're Texas.  Act like we've been there before.

9 minutes ago, orangebird said:

+1

Look, we're Texas.  Act like we've been there before.

Correct….even though it has been a while.

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Fucking cornball

 

Seemed too tall to be Hamm but maybe he has heels on. 

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5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Fucking cornball

 

What a dickbag. Great job by Quinn.

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Most of the fans before the game were giving us the horns down as we walked to the stadium.  Except a lot of them couldn’t do the horns sign correctly.  I was wandering why they hated Hawaii so much. 

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