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3 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Rhule has rediscovered the formula to win big at Nebraska. 

Taking kids who wouldn't qualify anywhere else?

What the hell was up with the IT red balloon?

Just now, ztejas said:

Right. Brady is going to kill it from the jump. 

If his interview during halftime of the Texas game is any indication, it will be the viewers killing themselves

suicide GIF by David

Just now, Deej said:

Taking kids who wouldn't qualify anywhere else?

AND! AND! Pumping them full of steroids. 

Tell me again how good sanders is.

Just now, demos said:

Tell me again how good sanders is.

Name one better coach who is missing toes.

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

I'm exhausted. I lost count of how many beers I consumed and I'm running on 4 1/2 hours of sleep. Just laying in bed about to doze off haha. 

Okay, grandpa

2 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

If his interview during halftime of the Texas game is any indication, it will be the viewers killing themselves

suicide GIF by David

Interview vs color is totally different. He's going to be awesome on color from the jump. Book it. 

6 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Needs a few shots of whiskey, vodka or whatever 

Yep. Have a drink and talk to your friends about football.

3 minutes ago, demos said:

Tell me again how good sanders is.

It's not a good combination for a QB who processes slowly and holds the ball to also have the worst offensive line in the country. 

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Deion looks like a cast member of the Lord of The Rings show I've been watching. 

Colt's color commentary sounds like he's channeling Jesse Plemons.

Hate to say it, Colt is really bad as a color. I hope he improves. Witten and Brees got a lot of shit but they were a lot better than Colt.

The get back guy and Deions staff just look like dude from his old neighborhood he grew up with c

Is Vic still going to get all pussy-hurt if we mention that Deion is a completely shitty corch?  

10 minutes ago, mdmost said:

What the hell was up with the IT red balloon?

only 98 more to go

Didn't Chipotle have a huge thing a few years back involving multiple cases of listeria? Seems to me that "we don't have freezers" ad is probably the opposite message they'd want to push.

4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Colt's color commentary sounds like he's channeling Jesse Plemons.

He definitely needs some more juice in his delivery to combat his high pitched voice. Kind of sounds like he's calling a golf tournament

Lulz Neon Deion playcalling.  TOUCHDOWN CORN DEFENSE!

I hope this shits the fucking sanders is good bullshit up he’s fucking doo doo 

Which local media member is Deion gonna punish for that play?

What time does the plane leave Dad?

Well let's see.  He stared down the receiver and threw an air ball.  But his name is Sanders so he will get a pass and probably go 1st round.

That was such a lazy throw, do not throw that pass. 

Seeing Nebraska fans happy is painful. This is your fault Deion.

"Shedeur, sheduer, shedeur doesn't seem like a number one draft pick."

 

 

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2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I hope this shits the fucking sanders is good bullshit up he’s fucking doo doo 

Dazed And Confused GIFs | Tenor

Tennessee's QB is fun to watch if anyone has had enough of the meteor game. 

Just now, Valmy77 said:

Seeing Nebraska fans happy is painful. This is your fault Deion.

Watching Nebraska fans act like they're winning the superbowl because they're beating a team that went 4-8 last year gives me joy for how far they've fallen

This might end up being one of those old-school Big 8 Nebraska Colorado beatdowns.

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