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Travis Hunter is a big-time player, but without him and Sanders, this CU team has nada. I'm not sure Sanders is all that good anyway, and Hunter will probably get hurt.

What team is dumb enough to draft Shedeur in the first round: Cowboys, Raiders, Browns who else 

2 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

"Can this place get any louder?"

IDK, but Colt for sure knows it can get a lot quieter.

 

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Shilo has had enough of this shit. 

I think Shedeur is actually pretty good.  It's just that his LOS sucks ass so I think he rushes his throws sometimes because he knows he's likely to get hit quickly.

Just now, Jive Turkey said:

Shedeur would be third string at Texas.

Wrong. 4th team.

Just now, Deej said:

Shilo has had enough of this shit. 

He's not interested in taking on the Nebraska running backs.

1 minute ago, Jive Turkey said:

Shedeur would be third string at Texas.

The Fk he. Wound.  He’s running behind Owen’s 

Nebraska finally got their coaching hire right. This mutherfucker can coach. 

Just now, Bevo&Pevo said:

He's not interested in taking on the Nebraska running backs.

"Daddy told me I was the best."

1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

I think Shedeur is actually pretty good.  It's just that his LOS sucks ass so I think he rushes his throws sometimes because he knows he's likely to get hit quickly.

I actually think he's a really good college QB, I just don't think he'll be a good pro. 

Just now, UTEE97 said:

Nebraska finally got their coaching hire right. This mutherfucker can coach. 

Easy to look good against the fraud on the other sideline.

Can any talking head still say Sanders should be the #1 pick over Ewers and Beck?

Ewers leveled up big time, went into Michigan and just controlled the game start to finish. Sanders doesn't know what he's seeing because I'm sure he never puts in quality work in film room. He processes slow, holds the ball forever, then makes late stupid throws

3 minutes ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said:

Sanders seems like he could probably be a whole lot better with a real coach.

And O-line

Just now, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

He'd be a wide receiver

No he wouldn't.  He's slow.  

1 minute ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

He'd be a wide receiver

not this year.

Totally unnecessary hold.  What a dumb corn fuck.

I don't think I'd point out that I look like Patrick Mahomes off the field. 

Nebraska's wr's are weak and ineffective.  

Kick the field goal, you doinks.

4 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Nebraska finally got their coaching hire right. This mutherfucker can coach. 

Aranda should send him a large check….

Colt has a way to go in the broadcasting department.  He's so soft spoken I feel like I'm listening to a nervous child give a book report.

2 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Colt has a way to go in the broadcasting department.  He's so soft spoken I feel like I'm listening to a nervous child give a book report.

His attire is on-point tho

3 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Colt has a way to go in the broadcasting department.  He's so soft spoken I feel like I'm listening to a nervous child give a book report.

i didnt know it was colt until i flipped it on 10 min ago. thought it was landon donovan haha

Nebraska has like -34 yards rushing.

2 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Colt is doing surprisingly well as a talking head

I thought he had a rough start, but I feel like he's getting better as the game goes on. 

Of course, I'm also drunker than I was at the start of the game.

1 minute ago, Chooky said:

Nebraska has like -34 yards rushing.

And I thought I was drunk

6 minutes ago, Chooky said:

I feel like I'm listening to a nervous child give a book report

I hope you're a teacher, otherwise...

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Damn, guess I’m going to hell, I had no idea that was Colt…

Colt needs a wee bit of enthusiasm or emotion.  Even Beth M had to start somewhere.

1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

I thought he had a rough start, but I feel like he's getting better as the game goes on. 

Of course, I'm also drunker than I was at the start of the game.

And I thought I was drunk

I'm relatively sober, and he is getting better as the game goes on. He's speaking less like a robot.

1 minute ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Colt needs a wee bit of enthusiasm or emotion.  Even Beth M had to start somewhere.

Lowell Galindo brings more energy 

If you're covering Travis Hunter underneath don't pause and look back at the quarterback.  Just body him and hope he looks unopen or do your best to disrupt his hands. 

There's something a little shaky about this corn team that kind of feels like they could still choke this away.  But CU's offensive line is raw sewage and they're doing nothing to counter pass rush.  

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

I hope you're a teacher, otherwise...

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No, Deej, I don't fuck children.  I was referring to Colt's diminutive delivery.

hopefully Colt will finally let us know if Ship is OK.....I still worry about him...

Raiola is impressive as a true freshman starting his 2nd game 

Who was that guy that was riding our bench then went to spare it up for Deion? Is he playing?

Neyor would have been a major help in 2022 when all we had was a one handed Worthy for the last half of the season. He's solid, not as good as what we have now, but good. 

Corn OC needs to lay off the deep balls for a bit and just work them sideline to sideline getting Raiola on the move. Getting Freshman Ewers flashbacks here

My buddy left this at my place the other night. We're gonna see if it makes these shitass games any better. 

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1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

hopefully Colt will finally let us know if Ship is OK.....I still worry about him...

Anyone who reads his Twitter should definitely worry about him. Dude is Coco Puffs in la cabeza

Just now, Hermanator said:

Anyone who reads his Twitter should definitely worry about him. Dude is Coco Puffs in la cabeza

Explicame, por favor.

5 minutes ago, Chooky said:

No, Deej, I don't fuck children.

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Oh fuck I forgot Rhule was the coach at Nebraska. This is the worst game ever. I wish both teams could lose.

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