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2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

 

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Toying with Nebraska and breaking their fans hearts in the 1st round of playoff seems pretty fun to me.

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

 

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Soo... You're saying you don't want to face a team Texas would destroy in the playoff?!?! Particularly that school being ND or Corn? That wouldn't bring you pleasure? I think you're lying.

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Clapping corn's cheeks in the playoffs would be a mighty good laugh, but eventually they will have to play some ranked teams, which isnt Rhule's strong suit. 

51 minutes ago, ztejas said:

My buddy left this at my place the other night. We're gonna see if it makes these shitass games any better. 

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This shit is very quality. Ricky is putting his name on a good product. Smooth hit - clean high. Much better than other shit on the market.

Give #34 your business. 

2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Clapping corn's cheeks in the playoffs would be a mighty good laugh, but eventually they will have to play some ranked teams, which isnt Rhule's strong suit. 

NU ain't making the CFP. But it's a fun thing to think about.

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

This shit is very quality. Ricky is putting his name on a good product. Smooth hit - clean high. Much better than other shit on the market.

Give #34 your business. 

Where can you get it? 

Just now, The Hot Dog Buffet said:

I'm not sure if this year's CU team would beat the team Deion inherited.

You gotta wonder just what exactly the players he shipped out think.  It would be an interesting conversation. 

That was a fun couple weeks last September

Sadly...The Rock won't come back...to Boulder

I think there is at least a 60% chance Colorado has an intrasquad brawl before this game is over.

Guy has a path to the quarterback and the olineman behind is stretching out a handful jersey.  No holding call.  Big 12 officials?

If CU somehow comes back against NU I might actually die of schadenfreude

CU would be great if this were 7 on 7. Prime has not addressed the OL at all. 

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

If CU somehow comes back against NU I might actually die of schadenfreude

Don't fuck this up, corn.

Just tuned in. Jesus, Colt, you may want to get your Realtor license if you want to keep working.

I was a. Big deion guy last year. I’ve flipped. Guy just needs to be more humble.  Also drop the “bless you” stuff the way you treat people isn’t very Christian   And the world isn’t against you   At least not initially

 

 

also.  Love Colt.  But he shouldn’t be a color commentator 

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7 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

also.  Love Colt.  But he shouldn’t be a color commentator 

He's finally picking up the pace and sounding better.

15 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Colt's voice sounds slightly shaky? He needs to deepen it with whisky and smoke or something.

It sounds kinda high pitched to me. Like he's been inhaling a helium balloon 

Colt has to be having Ndamukong Suh flashbacks after seeing all these sacks 

 

Oh and...

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5 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Colt has to be having Ndamukong Suh flashbacks after seeing all these sacks 

 

Oh and...

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Colt's commentary is fine he's just gonna have to work on his announcer voice.   he doesn't have to go all marv albert just needs to be a little lower and demonstrative.

Nebraska sucks this half.  Just gonna try to ride the clock for two straight quarters.

Imma switch over to SEC Network to hope that Houston can beat out Oklahoma

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Guy for Nebraska getting tossed for targeting on Sanders. It’s crazy how the call seems to be different in different games.

28-3 with 9:14 to play, Colorado ball at the “Corn 10

Maybe I’m just old-fashioned, but that call was pretty weak. 

Just now, PittsburghTiger said:

Guy for Nebraska getting tossed for targeting on Sanders. It’s crazy how the call seems to be different in different games.

28-3 with 9:14 to play, Colorado ball at the “Corn 10

It really just goes to show that human perception is different.  Any time there are humans involved in judgement calls there is room for error.   When there is error, it usually conceived as bias.  

Nebraska has been pathetic in the second half. 

how is that roughing the passer?  Refs are just fucking awful.

All three teams on the field in this one are not good, including the refs. 

These officials just want to be involved with everything.  Just awful.  Is this a big 12 crew?

if it looks like chicken shit and smells like chicken shit, I'm saying it's chicken shit. 

the refereeing is just abominable all over the place today.  ridiculous spots, phantom holding calls, a stupid number of bullshit targeting and roughing calls.  can we please fix this so we can play football?  

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