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1 minute ago, Kel Varnsen said:

UH got manure for brains

And yet ou will just manage to squeak out a win. Bring on October 12th.

Yeah, clearly not a safety. Referring has been bad today in a lot of games

Edited by SomeoneYouKnow2

2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

So when is the gooners first real team they face?

Tulane next week, then Tennessee/Auburn back-to-back.

OU looks like they suck. Cant wait for revenge at the Cotton Bowl

Just now, Cairn Horn88 said:

Can you do an onside-free-kick?

You definitely can, Ohio State did it against us in 2005 after we got the safety on them. 

how in the world do you not onside there?  you are down 4.  

such a promising night until about 30 minutes ago.

That's what they were trying to make you do you stupid ass Sooners

These announcers are fucking idiots

Sark you better put 50 plus on these fucking losers 

8 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Tulane next week, then Tennessee/Auburn back-to-back.

Auburn sucks. They just to Cal at home today

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Sark you better put 50 plus on these fucking losers 

Then you can turtle in the 2nd half.

Fuck these guys.

Holy shit that was the stupidest final 4 mins of a game I’ve ever seen from a team. If uh was a legit program the whole staff should be fired tonight 

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Sark you better put 50 plus on these fucking losers 

I'm hoping he's been furious ever since he let those fucks come back last year

Wasting 5 seconds on a 4 yard out....twice...didn't seem like the best strategy at the end there.

never forget....

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Houston president and chancellor Renu Khator said at a holiday party, shortly after Applewhite's hiring, that "winning is defined at the University of Houston as 10-2. ... We'll fire coaches at 8-4."

listen up, if you're not winning 10 games a season at coug high, they will find another coach who also won't win 10 games a season. 

13 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Sark you better put 50 plus on these fucking losers 

49 is acceptable as long as you don’t let them score.

Jackson Arnold is not him.. He's like the 5 star opposite of  walk on Davis Warren, but plays the same.. 

OU should bury Toby Keith outside the stadium and put up a little scoreboard for him. 

I have a feeling we are going to route ou. I mean it. They're fucking doomed. They see what we have and they already know what's coming. 

Jackson Arnold sucks. Maybe he gets better next year, but I don't see "it" in him. He's slow, overthrows his WR's, and is a liability. Their o-line is reminiscent of ours from 2013-2021. They're so bad. They have no RB that can help carry the team. Maybe Tatum is that guy, but they are adament that Sawchuck is the guy

[narrator: He's not]

Edited by Funk Doctor Spock

24 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I have a feeling we are going to route ou. I mean it. They're fucking doomed. They see what we have and they already know what's coming. 

Jackson Arnold sucks. Maybe he gets better next year, but I don't see "it" in him. He's slow, overthrows his WR's, and is a liability. Their o-line is reminiscent of ours from 2013-2021. They're so bad. They have no RB that can help carry the team. Maybe Tatum is that guy, but they are adament that Sawchuck is the guy

[narrator: He's not]

Have you never watched a fucking Texas/OU game in your life? 

Let's cross that bridge when we get to it g.*

Edited by ztejas

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Have you never watched a fucking Texas/OU game in your life? 

Let's cross that bridge when we get to it v

Yes, I have. Have you ever seen ou this fucking porous? We are firing on all cylinders. They can barely make a pass. Both our O & D are clicking. 

Yes, rivalry games are different, but God damn they are just so bad. I mean, I will say if Strong can beat ou anything is possible. I just can't see it at the moment. Let us get closer to the game and I may change my tune. I'm still high off of giving UM a Cleveland steamer. 

Edited by Funk Doctor Spock

16 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Yes, I have. Have you ever seen ou this fucking porous? We are firing on all cylinders. They can barely make a pass. Both our O & D are clicking. 

Yes, rivalry games are different, but God damn they are just so bad. I mean, I will say if Strong can beat ou anything is possible. I just can't see it at the moment. Let us get closer to the game and I may change my tune. I'm still high off of giving UM a Cleveland steamer. 

Whatever dude. I'm listening to Wiz Khalifa with my best friend and making wings right now. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Whatever dude. I'm listening to Wiz Khalifa with my best friend and making wings right now. 

Whatever. I'm eating McDonald's French fries off my chest while trying to navigate not porn. 

Whatever. I'm eating McDonald's French fries off my chest while trying to navigate not porn. 

L-I-V-I-N
8 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Whatever. I'm eating McDonald's French fries off my chest while trying to navigate not porn. 

Dude, don't eat fries while you jerk off to porn. That's nasty.

Just now, F250 said:

Dude, don't eat fries while you jerk off to porn. That's nasty.

I can't. I don't want to rub one out with salt on my hands, but I can look...

Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I can't. I don't want to rub one out with salt on my hands, but I can look...

Good because only Bob Stoops jerks off to porn while eating Doritos and then licks his fingers for the extra flavor.

Wait, ou only had 240 yards? Wtf

And a good defense.

Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... MASS HYSTERIA

If we don't curb stomp these fools in October I may swear off football forever. They had trouble putting away Cougar High (with all new coaching staff and we poached their best player) at Gaylord ffs.

1 hour ago, Deej said:

OU should bury Toby Keith outside the stadium and put up a little scoreboard for him. 

Needed a laugh.  But I’m in Istanbul which is where you wanna wake up as an OU fan today.  Good news is outside top 7-8 everyone looks average.  Bad news is UT looks like world beaters.  

58 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Needed a laugh.  But I’m in Istanbul which is where you wanna wake up as an OU fan today.  Good news is outside top 7-8 everyone looks average.  Bad news is UT looks like world beaters.  

Look at the bright side, you now have a full head of hair and blindingly white teeth. 

5 minutes ago, Xminus6 said:

Look at the bright side, you now have a full head of hair and blindingly white teeth. 

Haha, flying Turkish Hairlines too.  Sadly they steal good American dollars from my medspa/Surg center.  Amazing country though, highly recommend.  

Edited by ChiTownDoc

34 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Haha, flying Turkish Hairlines too.  Sadly they steal good American dollars from my medspa/Surg center.  Amazing country though, highly recommend.  

My wife is Turkish. I’ve been there probably 10-15 times. Was there three months ago. Still bald as fuck with average teeth though.

Edited by Xminus6

28 minutes ago, Xminus6 said:

My wife is Turkish. I’ve been there probably 10-15 times. Was there three months ago. Still bald as fuck with average teeth though.

Pics?  Not of your bald ass either.  Prob did well.  Nice scenery here…

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