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Dan Campbell didn't turn down the aggy corching job, he politely told them to wait until he had his Super Bowl ring so he could bring it on recruiting visits.  For the good of the Fightin' Texum aggy program and to restore their greatness.

 

Advantage.  aggy.

Manning Cast guests for week 1 of MNF, Jets @ 49ers. Bill Belichick, Adam Sandler, Chris Jones

For you fantasy dorks: McCaffery is out for tonight’s game. 

17 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

For you fantasy dorks: McCaffery is out for tonight’s game. 

LOL fuck. needed 18 from him. FFF

IDGAF is already discussed, because I don't care enough about NFL to read this thread:

What happened to Whittington yesterday?  I didn't see him on the rams box score. 

Can the hapless JETS! JETS! JETS! finally bring an end to purdy's reign of mediocrity?

11 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Belichick and Peyton … A Team

They are but I don’t understand half the shit they say

Jets are gonna be salty this season if Rodgers stays healthy. I think Wilson is a top 5? 3? WR, he just needs someone who can get him the damn ball

The Niners RB Coach Bobby Turner is way too old to coach at Texas if Choice ever moves on, but my goodness that guy is a wizard. 

Edited by billfromlaketravis

22 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Cool field goals.

You must have enjoyed the Steelers/Falcons game

You have to make that catch. That was a nice throw from Purdy. 

6 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Rodgers not getting any help.

Good. 

5 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Rodgers not getting any help.

Yeah, all that talk about them being a Super Bowl team with him is forgetting that the rest of the crew is awful.

 

Also, FFS, would someone please tell ESPN to stop forcing Chris Berman on us?

If the Jets defense cannot get themselves off the field, not much else is going to matter.

22 hours ago, TOR said:

Dan Campbell didn't turn down the aggy corching job, he politely told them to wait until he had his Super Bowl ring so he could bring it on recruiting visits.  For the good of the Fightin' Texum aggy program and to restore their greatness.

 

Advantage.  aggy.

All kidding aside, Campbell could be their savior. I hope he retires as a NFL coach. 

10 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Also, FFS, would someone please tell ESPN to stop forcing Chris Berman on us?

Amen.  His cheap 3 am Las Vegas act sucks.  Always has.

Jerrah is for sure calling the Niners about Jordan Mason. If they understand him, he might be able to pry Mason loose for a second round pick. 

Edited by billfromlaketravis

Reddick is widely regarded as nut job. It’s why he’s on his 4 team in 4 years. I wonder if the NFLPA gets involved? Feels like this is steaming towards a mental health leave. 

Rodgers just looks like he perpetually hates life

Dandy Don would be warming up the pipes with a 12 pack right about now.  

Turn out the lights...

27 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Amen.  His cheap 3 am Las Vegas act sucks.  Always has.

Chris Berman has sucked since the beginning of espn. I was in college in the late 70’s and he sucked then just like now.  I hate his stupid nicknames.  I don’t know why ESPN thinks he is a beloved icon.  

They need to go back to yellow blazers, analog tape, beer in the booth, and jammin intro music.

 

4 hours ago, TOR said:

They need to go back to yellow blazers, analog tape, beer in the booth, and jammin intro music.

 

I could have accepted Cosell except for him singing "Hail To The Redskins" when they beat the Cowboys.

8 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

Chris Berman has sucked since the beginning of espn. I was in college in the late 70’s and he sucked then just like now.  I hate his stupid nicknames.  I don’t know why ESPN thinks he is a beloved icon.  

Same.  The nicknames are probably great if you’re 6 years old.

Chris Berman has sucked since the beginning of espn. I was in college in the late 70’s and he sucked then just like now.  I hate his stupid nicknames.  I don’t know why ESPN thinks he is a beloved icon.  

Idk. Ross I never promised you a Baumgartner was pretty good.

But generally agreed on Berman. Thought he was kind of cool when I was a teenager/early 20s and his league wide highlights were the first real alternative to Howard Cosell on MNF halftime. Now it’s passed him by.
I could have accepted Cosell except for him singing "Hail To The Redskins" when they beat the Cowboys.

We got plenty of turn out the lights from Dandy Don to offset that.
2 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


We got plenty of turn out the lights from Dandy Don to offset that.

To paraphrase Ron White, it's not THAT he was singing, it's WHAT he was singing.

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