September 10, 20241 yr This thread went to a very weird place. Does this settle the debate that Simmons is actually 6’3’’? The IT guys were laughing at Texas SID listed him at 6’3’’ after fall camp open practices. Parsons measured 6’3’’ at the Combine. https://www.nfl.com/prospects/micah-parsons/32005041-5275-3418-9a2d-9826287ee445
September 10, 20241 yr On 9/8/2024 at 7:40 PM, Derka said: I remember watching this and wondering if Sergio had taken the guy’s head clean off.
September 16, 20241 yr "Comfortability" is an interesting way to further gut the English language. The English language was destroyed the day the civilian internet went live. Since the early days were dominated by Americans and Canadians, English became lingua franca on the nets, and when the rest of the world joined they used their broken English.11 year old edgelords thought it was amusing and copied them leading to an entire generation of both native and non-native English speakers (including Brits) who no longer know what proper English is. /RantEdit- I've seen enough of Simmons to know he will be a first rounder in the '27 draft. This team makes me tingly.
September 16, 20241 yr On 9/10/2024 at 12:00 AM, Hank Scorpio said: I just imagined meeting him at IKEA and he looked amazing. I just imagined running into him at an old timey pub in rural Ireland and to be quite honest it didn't feel like a realistic setting.
September 16, 20241 yr 18 hours ago, ousux said: The English language was destroyed the day the civilian internet went live William the Bastard elevated himself to William the Conqueror.
September 17, 20241 yr I believe he's earned the right to be called Colin Fuckin Simmons. Or is it too soon?
September 17, 20241 yr On 9/9/2024 at 4:41 PM, Hank_Hill said: Poor people hate it Target is Walmart for the middle class crowd.
September 17, 20241 yr If this thread is going to live for the next three years can we please fix the caPiTaLizATioN in the thread title?
September 17, 20241 yr 11 minutes ago, MirrOlure said: If this thread is going to live for the next three years can we please fix the caPiTaLizATioN in the thread title? EDGE
September 25, 20241 yr On 9/15/2024 at 10:52 PM, Gut Wagon said: "Comfortability" is an interesting way to further gut the English language. What’s your comfortability with the physicality, at the end of the day? Have the coaches helped yourself and your bigplayability transition to the adaptability and multiplemultiplivity?
September 25, 20241 yr We've officially returned to being so solid a program that we begin to fear losing our bad asses as sophomores to the draft
September 25, 20241 yr On 9/15/2024 at 11:09 PM, ousux said: The English language was destroyed the day the civilian internet went live. Since the early days were dominated by Americans and Canadians, English became lingua franca on the nets, and when the rest of the world joined they used their broken English.11 year old edgelords thought it was amusing and copied them leading to an entire generation of both native and non-native English speakers (including Brits) who no longer know what proper English is. /Rant Edit- I've seen enough of Simmons to know he will be a first rounder in the '27 draft. This team makes me tingly. To be fair, if we were all to stick strictly with tradition ways of language, we'll still be hoo hoo ha ing like chimpanzees in the jungles.
September 25, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, NoRagrets said: What’s your comfortability with the physicality, at the end of the day? Have the coaches helped yourself and your bigplayability transition to the adaptability and multiplemultiplivity? Indubitably
September 25, 20241 yr What’s your comfortability with the physicality, at the end of the day? Have the coaches helped yourself and your bigplayability transition to the adaptability and multiplemultiplivity?Irregardlessly, who cares?
September 25, 20241 yr Dude will kill the QB in time. This year, ans the next 2. He's too special. Beast.
September 25, 20241 yr On 9/9/2024 at 3:16 AM, ztejas said: My brother and dad ran into him at Target over the summer and said his physique in person for an 18 year old is just stunning.
September 25, 20241 yr 14 hours ago, NoRagrets said: What’s your comfortability with the physicality, at the end of the day? Have the coaches helped yourself and your bigplayability transition to the adaptability and multiplemultiplivity? I dont know but sometimes I get pissed to the highest extent of pisstivity!
September 28, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Derka said: my god this kid is a monster. He legit is an AA caliber player already. Just insane burst off the snap
September 28, 20241 yr Love his game today. He kept his intensity up the whole time and perhaps surprisingly the only DL who was close to him on that front was Broughton. Edited September 28, 20241 yr by Huckleberry
September 28, 20241 yr On 9/16/2024 at 8:08 PM, jw4381 said: I believe he's earned the right to be called Colin Fuckin Simmons. Or is it too soon? I think there's already an Edwin Fuckin Simmons On 9/26/2024 at 2:43 PM, Derka said: What is PFF? PflugerFuckinVille? Edited September 28, 20241 yr by Bullneck
September 28, 20241 yr Author 7 minutes ago, Bullneck said: I think there's already an Edwin Fuckin Simmons What is PFF? PflugerFuckinVille? lol, pro football focus.
September 29, 20241 yr Simmons is a terminato. What he's doing this year ain't nothing compared to next year and the year after. He's lightyears ahead of that Tenn frosh ranked ahead of him. He's a prodigy, too.
September 29, 20241 yr 14 minutes ago, ztejas said: Y'all should see him in person. When is he going to Target? The hype train is gonna be crazy…. and warranted He’s gonna be that guy that opponent need to prioritize in their blocking schemes.
September 29, 20241 yr 5 minutes ago, Lhorn said: When is he going to Target? The hype train is gonna be crazy…. and warranted He’s gonna be that guy that opponent need to prioritize in their blocking schemes. We'll know he's a true prodigy if he's already shopping at the Target on 183, so he can grab Din Ho Chinese BBQ without leaving the parking lot.
September 29, 20241 yr Simmons should be on the field anytime there’s a passing situation….unless it’s mop up time.
September 29, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Bullneck said: What is PFF? PflugerFuckinVille? Wouldn’t that be PFV?
September 30, 20241 yr Ant Hill last year and Simmons this year…. Pretty awesome stuff to have true freshman show up and be some of your best players (on good defensive squads).
September 30, 20241 yr On 9/28/2024 at 7:44 PM, Harrison Stafford said: Simmons should be on the field anytime there’s a passing situation….unless it’s mop up time.
September 30, 20241 yr On 9/28/2024 at 7:44 PM, Harrison Stafford said: Simmons should be on the field anytime there’s a passing situation….unless it’s mop up time. He’s also a better run defender than you’d think
September 30, 20241 yr The fewer snaps they let Trey Moore steal from Burke, Simmons, and Vasek going forward, the better our defense will look.
September 30, 20241 yr 5 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said: Dammit Scares you to death, or something.
September 30, 20241 yr 13 hours ago, Nope said: The fewer snaps they let Trey Moore steal from Burke, Simmons, and Vasek going forward, the better our defense will look. You might be right. Trey Moore has 0 sacks through 5 games.
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