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On 9/8/2024 at 7:40 PM, Derka said:

 

I remember watching this and wondering if Sergio had taken the guy’s head clean off. 

"Comfortability" is an interesting way to further gut the English language. 

"Comfortability" is an interesting way to further gut the English language. 
The English language was destroyed the day the civilian internet went live. Since the early days were dominated by Americans and Canadians, English became lingua franca on the nets, and when the rest of the world joined they used their broken English.11 year old edgelords thought it was amusing and copied them leading to an entire generation of both native and non-native English speakers (including Brits) who no longer know what proper English is. /Rant

Edit- I've seen enough of Simmons to know he will be a first rounder in the '27 draft. This team makes me tingly.
On 9/10/2024 at 12:00 AM, Hank Scorpio said:

I just imagined meeting him at IKEA and he looked amazing. 

I just imagined running into him at an old timey pub in rural Ireland and to be quite honest it didn't feel like a realistic setting.

18 hours ago, ousux said:

The English language was destroyed the day the civilian internet went live William the Bastard elevated himself to William the Conqueror.

 

I believe he's earned the right to be called Colin Fuckin Simmons. Or is it too soon?

On 9/9/2024 at 4:41 PM, Hank_Hill said:

Poor people hate it

Target is Walmart for the middle class crowd.

If this thread is going to live for the next three years can we please fix the caPiTaLizATioN in the thread title?

11 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

If this thread is going to live for the next three years can we please fix the caPiTaLizATioN in the thread title?

EDGE

On 9/15/2024 at 10:52 PM, Gut Wagon said:

"Comfortability" is an interesting way to further gut the English language. 

What’s your comfortability with the physicality, at the end of the day? Have the coaches helped yourself and your bigplayability transition to the adaptability and multiplemultiplivity?

We've officially returned to being so solid a program that we begin to fear losing our bad asses as sophomores to the draft 

On 9/15/2024 at 11:09 PM, ousux said:

The English language was destroyed the day the civilian internet went live. Since the early days were dominated by Americans and Canadians, English became lingua franca on the nets, and when the rest of the world joined they used their broken English.11 year old edgelords thought it was amusing and copied them leading to an entire generation of both native and non-native English speakers (including Brits) who no longer know what proper English is. /Rant

Edit- I've seen enough of Simmons to know he will be a first rounder in the '27 draft. This team makes me tingly.

To be fair, if we were all to stick strictly with tradition ways of language, we'll still be hoo hoo ha ing like chimpanzees in the jungles.

2 hours ago, NoRagrets said:

What’s your comfortability with the physicality, at the end of the day? Have the coaches helped yourself and your bigplayability transition to the adaptability and multiplemultiplivity?

Indubitably 

What’s your comfortability with the physicality, at the end of the day? Have the coaches helped yourself and your bigplayability transition to the adaptability and multiplemultiplivity?

Irregardlessly, who cares?
On 9/9/2024 at 3:16 AM, ztejas said:

My brother and dad ran into him at Target over the summer and said his physique in person for an 18 year old is just stunning.

Peter Graves airplane movie GIF

14 hours ago, NoRagrets said:

What’s your comfortability with the physicality, at the end of the day? Have the coaches helped yourself and your bigplayability transition to the adaptability and multiplemultiplivity?

I dont know but sometimes I get pissed to the highest extent of pisstivity!

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my god this kid is a monster.

1 hour ago, Derka said:

my god this kid is a monster.

He legit is an AA caliber player already. Just insane burst off the snap 

He's a f'n animal out there.

He's an absolute freak and watching him play is awesome.

Love his game today. He kept his intensity up the whole time and perhaps surprisingly the only DL who was close to him on that front was Broughton. 

Edited by Huckleberry

On 9/16/2024 at 8:08 PM, jw4381 said:

I believe he's earned the right to be called Colin Fuckin Simmons. Or is it too soon?

I think there's already an Edwin Fuckin Simmons

On 9/26/2024 at 2:43 PM, Derka said:

 

 

What is PFF?  PflugerFuckinVille?

 

Edited by Bullneck

Y'all should see him in person. 

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7 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I think there's already an Edwin Fuckin Simmons

What is PFF?  PflugerFuckinVille?

 

lol, pro football focus. 

Simmons is a terminato. What he's doing this year ain't nothing compared to next year and the year after. He's lightyears ahead of that Tenn frosh ranked ahead of him. He's a prodigy, too. 

14 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Y'all should see him in person. 

When is he going to Target?  
The hype train is gonna be crazy…. and warranted   He’s gonna be that guy that opponent need to prioritize in their blocking schemes.  

 

 

5 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

When is he going to Target?  
The hype train is gonna be crazy…. and warranted   He’s gonna be that guy that opponent need to prioritize in their blocking schemes.  

We'll know he's a true prodigy if he's already shopping at the Target on 183, so he can grab Din Ho Chinese BBQ without leaving the parking lot. 

Ant Hill last year and Simmons this year…. Pretty awesome stuff to have true freshman show up and be some of your best players (on good defensive squads).  

On 9/28/2024 at 7:44 PM, Harrison Stafford said:

Simmons should be on the field anytime there’s a passing situation….unless it’s mop up time.

 

 

On 9/28/2024 at 7:44 PM, Harrison Stafford said:

Simmons should be on the field anytime there’s a passing situation….unless it’s mop up time.

He’s also a better run defender than you’d think 

The fewer snaps they let Trey Moore steal from Burke, Simmons, and Vasek going forward, the better our defense will look.

5 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Dammit

Scares you to death, or something. 

13 hours ago, Nope said:

The fewer snaps they let Trey Moore steal from Burke, Simmons, and Vasek going forward, the better our defense will look.

You might be right. Trey Moore has 0 sacks through 5 games. 

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