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Whose got Bingo Cards?  https://store.kamalaharris.com/harris-walz-debate-bingo-cards-digital-download/

What drinking game are we going with?  

Which channel are you watching it on?  The Host is ABC.  Which pundits do you like the best?

Debate Rules - Who benefits from each one?

  • The debate will be 90 minutes with two commercial breaks.
  • The two seated moderators, David Muir and Linsey Davis, will be the only people asking questions.
  • A coin flip was held virtually on Tuesday, Sept. 3, to determine podium placement and order of closing statements; former President Donald Trump won the coin toss and chose to select the order of statements. The former president will offer the last closing statement, and Vice President Harris selected the right podium position on screen (stage left).
  • Candidates will be introduced by the moderators.
  • The candidates enter upon introduction from opposite sides of the stage; the incumbent party will be introduced first.
  • No opening statements; closing statements will be two minutes per candidate.
  • Candidates will stand behind podiums for the duration of the debate.
  • Props or prewritten notes are not allowed onstage.
  • No topics or questions will be shared in advance with campaigns or candidates.
  • Candidates will be given a pen, a pad of paper and a bottle of water.
  • Candidates will have two-minute answers to questions, two-minute rebuttals, and one extra minute for follow-ups, clarifications, or responses.
  • Candidates’ microphones will be live only for the candidate whose turn it is to speak and muted when the time belongs to another candidate.
  • Candidates will not be permitted to ask questions of each other.
  • Campaign staff may not interact with candidates during commercial breaks.
  • Moderators will seek to enforce timing agreements and ensure a civilized discussion.
  • There will be no audience in the room.

 

 

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I will not watch one minute.

I will follow on surly.

This is the way.

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  • Candidates will stand behind podiums for the duration of the debate.
    • Helps Trump with something to lean on and hide his diaper
  • No topics or questions will be shared in advance with campaigns or candidates.
  • Candidates will be given a pen, a pad of paper and a bottle of water.
    • Waiting to see Trump drink that bottle with two hands
  • Candidates’ microphones will be live only for the candidate whose turn it is to speak and muted when the time belongs to another candidate.
    • Helps Trump stay under control
  • There will be no audience in the room.
    • Helps KH
2 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

 

  •  ensure a civilized discussion.

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Probably will watch a few minutes to see her wipe the floor with his dumbass. Don’t think I can handle more than that though. 

Starts at 8:00 CDT, right? I think I'll take a gummy around 6:00.

14 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I will not watch one minute.

I will follow on surly.

This is the way.

I'll read about it tomorrow, this the way

9 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Probably will watch a few minutes to see her wipe the floor with his dumbass. Don’t think I can handle more than that though. 

This. His voice makes me want to slit my wrists 

If they don't play the new SEC on ABC theme as they walk out I'm gonna turn it off 

Dial 91 set phone down

pour 3 dozen shots

take a shot every time Kamala rolls with, “excuse me I’m speaking”

push 1 on phone and hang on

32 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Dial 91 set phone down

pour 3 dozen shots

take a shot every time Kamala rolls with, “excuse me I’m speaking”

push 1 on phone and hang on

"Guys, isn't it hilarious that we elected a complete fucking moron who literally can't keep his mouth shut for 2 consecutive minutes?"

40 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Dial 91 set phone down

pour 3 dozen shots

take a shot every time Kamala rolls with, “excuse me I’m speaking”

push 1 on phone and hang on

How about you do all but the last step

Because you won’t need it 

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9 minutes ago, Js1 said:

How about you do all but the last step

Because you won’t need it 

Kamala?  That you?

The mics are muted you stupid fucking nut bag. So why would she have to tell him “excuse me I’m speaking”

Go troll somewhere else. 

Just now, Js1 said:

The mics are muted you stupid fucking nut bag. So why would she have to tell him “excuse me I’m speaking”

Go troll somewhere else. 

Because she is a moron politibot who only regurgitates platitudes.  She gets under the gun and she absolutely is running home to momma with what “worked” vs. Pence

Understand why the mikes are turned off. Don't like it. he gets the advantage. Lie for 2 minutes, she has 1 to rebut. He does not go off, so does not show the unhinged, petulant side of him.

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8 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Because she is a moron politibot who only regurgitates platitudes.  She gets under the gun and she absolutely is running home to momma with what “worked” vs. Pence

You are like the fly on Pence’s head tonight. Annoying little fuck

I see the drinking started early.

Well past my bedtime, will read y'alls comments about it tomorrow. 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

You are like the fly on Pence’s head tonight. Annoying little fuck

I’m sorry opinions that don’t support the Joy candidate hurt your feelings 

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

This. His voice makes me want to slit my wrists 

A tremendous voice.  The very best voice.  They all talk about it.  

9 minutes ago, F250 said:

I see the drinking started early.

Apparently.

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@Incredulity is such a fragile little snowflake. Delivering neg reps to completely unrelated threads since I negged his trolling. It’s laughable at how all these big strong men right out of central casting are all so fragile.

Just now, royiv said:

@Incredulity is such a fragile little snowflake. Delivering neg reps to completely unrelated threads since I negged his trolling. It’s laughable at how all these big strong men right out of central casting are all so fragile.

Don’t start no shit won’t be no shit

1 hour ago, TexasEd said:
  • Candidates will be given a pen, a pad of paper and a bottle of water.

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Fuck this pre-game shit. Anyone know the actual kickoff time?

Just now, Bojack said:

Fuck this pre-game shit. Anyone know the actual kickoff time?

An hour 

16 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Don’t start no shit won’t be no shit

Ah, an argument of immense substance.  Congratulations, I guess.

Bingo when turnip calls her the n word. I call it now. It's mine.

What time does this abomination start?

Just now, tbone_ said:

What time does this abomination start?

 

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

An hour 

 

The one hour replay of the Texas-Michigan game just started on FS1. Great way to kill time before the shitshow starts.

22 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Don’t start no shit won’t be no shit

Internet rep, serious bidness for Mr. Tough Guy.

Have to work up until the debate, so excuse me for butting in on, and bot being aware of, the discussion.

Kamala ought preface every response with “Donald Trump is a liar.” Just that statement. After, answer whatever the question is. Repeat, “Donald Teump is a liar” forty times, ideally.

Make the non sequitor the focus of the presidential election from this point going forward. Because Donald Trump is s THE liar

10 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Wife's been screaming obscenities at Ricardo Pepi for the last 45 mins.  Won't chill out around here for another hour.

Is he your yard dude?

the last debate sunk biden, let’s see what the night brings 

2 hours ago, David Dennison said:

I will not watch one minute.

I will follow on surly.

This is the way.

Anyone who watches is a sick pervert who should be locked up.

I will not watch one minute.
I will follow on surly.
This is the way.

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2 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Anyone who watches is a sick pervert who should be locked up.

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I've been brushing up on my Hannibal Lecter, battery, shark, and windmill knowledge all day in preparation for this evening.  It is, after all, important to know the issues of the day.  

2 hours ago, David Dennison said:

I will not watch one minute.

I will follow on surly.

This is the way.

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2 hours ago, David Dennison said:

I will not watch one minute.

I will follow on surly.

This is the way.

Came to post this.  Trump is not allowed to speak to me through the device that entertains me.  I've made up my mind.  I hope Kamala delivers a pants-down spanking like Texas did to Michigan.

1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Needs Tuberville and Gaetz 

Flew out at 7 am and just landed back at LGA where I started from. And now an hour car ride back to CT left to go. Many Sky Club drinks in between. Nothing to watch but this thread with you sumbitches.

Kamala bout to wreck some shit. Let’s hear it. Let’s goooooo!

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1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

This is Fuck Around Find Out, right?

5 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

I've been brushing up on my Hannibal Lecter, battery, shark, and windmill knowledge all day in preparation for this evening.  It is, after all, important to know the issues of the day.  

Not me. My uncle knew all about those things so I'm good.

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