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#1151
Harris killed him in this debate even though she missed a lot of easy shots at him but there are so many of those it’s hard to fault her for that.  It is strange they never really let her respond to him but the let him respond to her.  Still, he came across as a lunatic. 

Yep. He’s a raving lunatic. Won’t change his base but hopefully enough don’t show up to vote for him and sit it out
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#1152
2 minutes ago, bolverk said:

If she gets a chance to speak again right after one of his rants, I'd like her to just turn to him, pause for a second, and exclaim, "Are you insane?" 

Of course, the Secret Service should be prepared to rush the stage and stop him from throttling her. It'd be worth it to see the agents tackle his ass.

I would put 3.50 she could take his ass.

#1153

Because you torpedoed the border bill.  You are severely regarded.  

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#1154
Just now, Derka said:
Harris rn killing a baby in his 78th year

 

This joke irritates me, because Trump is in his 79th year. No idea why people can't grasp this.

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#1156

Moderators in all of these have been shit. 

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#1157
In case you had any doubt about how Trump is doing in the debate

 

#1159
1 minute ago, mdmost said:

She did so well with that closing statement. 

Duh, she’s a prosecutor

#1161

“Why hasn’t she done it.” 
 

why didn’t he do it should have been something she hammered him about all night and didn’t.

#1162
3 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

 He's going to come up with these one liners he should have said which he'll unveil during his limited campaigning.  

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#1169
2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Sure, why the fuck not.

I'm envisioning him still talking while the credits roll, like the blooper reel in Cannonball Run, but pathetic rather than funny.

#1170
1 minute ago, Derka said:
In case you had any doubt about how Trump is doing in the debate

 

For the crime of letting him talk. 

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#1171

Jesus he’s such an obnoxious tool. Oh how I look forward to the day when I never have to hear his voice or look at his ugly mug again.

#1172
1 minute ago, Derka said:
In case you had any doubt about how Trump is doing in the debate

 

He must be mad that they gave Trump so much extra time to hang himself with his own crazy??

#1174
1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Fuck yes

Concepts of a plan

 

I wonder if they retained that trophy and just changed the name and slapped on a new plate, or let Jimbo walk off with it?  So fucking funny.  He did win the payout bowl though.  Every month he gets to laugh his ass off after each deposit.   

#1177
2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

“Why hasn’t she done it.” 
 

why didn’t he do it should have been something she hammered him about all night and didn’t.

It's ok man. It's over 

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#1179
Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

Jesus he’s such an obnoxious tool. Oh how I look forward to the day when I never have to hear his voice or look at his ugly mug again.

As do I.  It will be known as YGIFS' Day.

#1180
1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Hes straight selling fear

That’s been a Republican staple for decades but he’s done nothing else since he announced his candidacy back in 2015. 

#1181
Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

Jesus he’s such an obnoxious tool. Oh how I look forward to the day when I never have to hear his voice or look at his ugly mug again.

I’d check in every 6 months if there was some kind of live feed in the cafeteria at the federal prison he serves at. 

#1182
Just now, dcbc said:

As do I.  It will be known as YGIFS' Day.

Oh I support this 

#1183
47 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

I was wondering where that moron was 

Shopping ChineseKnockoffs.com for tailored Hungary jerseys 

#1184
Just now, hobbes2702 said:

Well then. That was a thing

Trump belonged in the Fishes episode on The Bear.

 

#1185
HE BROUGHT UP EATING THE CATS THINGLMFAO

 

#1186
2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Hes straight selling fear

That's the GOP platform.  I'm super surprised I did not hear MS13 even once.

#1187
1 minute ago, immamac said:

Anyone who is on the fence after this is an actual braindead moron. 

Well, I would’ve said that in 2016, but yes. 

#1189

Trump will sharpie a map of Ohio tomorrow to prove the pet eating zones 

#1190
5 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Sure, why the fuck not.

They flipped a coin

#1191
1 minute ago, immamac said:

Anyone who is on the fence after this is an actual braindead moron. 

You're just a straight up racist or you hate women. Donald Trump was 100% what men say about women, they're too emotional. 

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#1192
Biden gave one of the worst debate performances in history.Trump: Hold my beer.

 

#1193
Just now, Sawbonz said:

They flipped a coin

I guess it applied all throughout. Fuck ABC. 

#1194
4 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

I would put 3.50 she could take his ass.

Bonespurs, duh.  

#1195
1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

This joke irritates me, because Trump is in his 79th year. No idea why people can't grasp this.

I tried that once in my 21st year before my actual birthday to buy a 12 pack of Budweiser from 7-11 years ago.  Damn clerk didn’t grasp the concept either.

#1196
3 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

May be an image of 3 people, animal and text

Fuck man.....I was brushing my teeth when I saw this and now I have toothpaste all over my floor 🤣

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#1197
4 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

This joke irritates me, because Trump is in his 79th year. No idea why people can't grasp this.

Of all the Huckleberry posts, This one is the MOST Huckleberry.

#1198
2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Anyone who is on the fence after this still voting for this weirdo is an actual braindead moron. 

 

#1199
2 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

NSIAP.

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A bunch of people on social media saying the child of immigrants just ate an old man on live television 

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#1200
2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Anyone who is on the fence after this is an actual braindead moron. 

Anyone who was on the fence before this is an actual moron. 

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