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#1203

I'm taking one for the team and watching Fox News tonight.

#1205
Just now, Gil Bang said:

I'm taking one for the team and watching Fox News tonight.

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God speed 

#1206

Well there's an hour and a half of my life I'll never get back.  I get a rise in my blood pressure.  So that's something I guess.

#1208

I'm betting there are a lot of House GOP members in competitive districts that just started putting out feelers to the lobbying industry.  

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#1210

 

I get the folks who got conned and stay conned..I get the racists..I get the money only Republicans who want their tax cuts.I don’t get the uncommitted who are none of the above who can’t see him for what he is.

 

 

#1211
Just now, tx ind said:

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All those cats are eyeing that rodent on his head.

#1213
5 minutes ago, immamac said:

Anyone who is on the fence after this is an actual braindead moron. 

Yeah but that’s like millions of people.

#1215
10 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

No. It’s immigrants eating cats and it’s not even close. That’s straight up insane 

what about forcing illegal immigrants to become transgender? LMAO so much fucking crazy in his replies.

#1216

So my wife made an interesting comment. She noticed that Trump never looked at Harris. She felt that was deeply offensive and felt women would subconsciously not like that one bit. 

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#1217
It's like she's debating MAGA Twitter come to life. Victor Orban, dead pets, Ashli Babbitt, "J6."She's debating Catturd.

 

#1219
21 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

‘Concepts of a plan.”

He only has concepts of a plan for healthcare because the right's effort at planning has been Project 2025.

#1220
2 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I'm taking one for the team and watching Fox News tonight.

Give recaps

#1222
Just now, TexEx15 said:
It's like she's debating MAGA Twitter come to life. Victor Orban, dead pets, Ashli Babbitt, "J6."She's debating Catturd.

 

It’s all the same thing 

#1223

just tuned in to fox news to see what they were saying. hannity came on and said, “listen the real loser tonight was abc”, and then proceeded to bloviate about how weak the moderators were when it came to calling kamala on her lies. i was tuned in for all of 20 seconds and it was exactly what i thought it would be.

it is genuinely frightening how many people tonight will watch that debate, then watch fox news, and form their opinion of what they saw based on what fox news told them to believe. 

#1224

I can’t decide if the thing about eating cats or the thing about sex changes on illegals in prisons is the craziest thing he said. 

#1225

J.D. Vance on ABC right now looking like he wants to fuck your cat.

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#1228
That’s It For The Onion’s Coverage, Our Reporters Have All Killed Themselves

 

#1231
1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

So my wife made an interesting comment. She noticed that Trump never looked at Harris. She felt that was deeply offensive and felt women would subconsciously not like that one bit. 

Pointed out multiple times by my wife, she repeatedly called him a bitch thru out

#1232

I've watched every single debate Trump has done, and this was by far the most cathartic. It was awesome to see a very skilled prosecutor just grill his felon ass for 2 hours. She baited him over and over again in that debate, and he took it every single time. It wasn't just attacking him with verbal abuse, it was demonstrating in real time how poor his tactics and mind are. That fucking ruled.

#1233
27 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Holy crap they wouldn’t let her speak. They constantly give him extra time. The one time she says she wants to respond — nope. 

That was kind of bizarre

#1235
I'm taking one for the team and watching Fox News tonight.

If you’re really brave, watch Newsmax
#1236
13 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

he got 15% more speaking time than her. sounds about right.

“Well, yeah, she’s only 3/5th of a person, right?” - MAGA

#1237

Well we didn’t get him saying the N word and he didn’t go catatonic, but otherwise that could not possibly have gone better for Harris.  Her closing speech was excellent.  She’s up to the task.

#1240
1 minute ago, theaveragejon said:
Trump’s neck p*ssy is crazy tonight 🥴

 

 

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#1241
9 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

That’s been the radical republican playbook for damn near 40 years

Because it works. Easiest thing to do is scare a white, middle-class woman. 

#1245

Considering what was at stake, I was too nervous to watch.  How did it go?  (I'm serious, I didn't watch) 

#1246
1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

ABC just letting Vance spread bullshit lies like he spreads a pair of couch cushions. Pathetic. 

Just saw that.  Why can't we have British journalists? 

#1248
6 minutes ago, Goredho said:

He only has concepts of a plan for healthcare because the right's effort at planning has been Project 2025.

You've hated Obamacare for 9 years, do you have a replacement? 

We got concepts. Top men working on it

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#1249
Just now, RabidM said:

Considering what was at stake, I was too nervous to watch.  How did it go?  (I'm serious, I didn't watch) 

Kamala quit and endorsed Trump.

#1250
2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

ABC just letting Vance spread bullshit lies like he spreads a pair of couch cushions. Pathetic. 

Walz is going to end that slimy motherfucker

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