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2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Have any of you heard that all of the world’s criminals are now here?

It’s why there’s no crime in the rest of the world. 

She needs to keep working in world leaders think he is a disgrace and laughingstock 

 

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What the fuck is he talking about?

Just now, Pancho said:

How you know he’s doing terribad

 

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Trump is the Thanksgiving Shitty Uncle who somehow has $ that everyone keeps avoiding.

You sit your daughters shitty jobless tatted boyfriend next to him in hopes that he never comes again. 

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

This is like prime Mike Tyson beating up a 78-year-old retard, but with words.

I don't think I know you in real life, but I've decided I want you to write my eventual obituary

Quick commercial update. Here is how I have it on my scorecard.

 

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7 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

This would normally be a problem, but in this case the more he talks the more repulsive he seems

She could hit his lies and ramblings with 10 seconds of follow up. They just change topics. It's a fucking disgrace that these moderators don't give her a single last word. 

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What the fuck is he talking about with Nord Stream 2?  It started being built in 2018 under his administration, it was finished in 2021 under Biden. Biden had nothing to do with it. 

Or, hear me out, that it’s in fucking Europe
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5 minutes ago, F250 said:

She hates Jews, Arabs, the sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads.

Neo maxi zoom dweebies too 

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

How you know he’s doing terribad

 

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Just now, Doc Sam Beckett said:

She hates jews, but she also hates arabs 

Think about that! 

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1 minute ago, Pancho said:

How you know he’s doing terribad

 

His man-tits must be beet red.

Just now, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I don't think I know you in real life, but I've decided I want you to write my eventual obituary

I got you, fam.

It will end with "and ou still sucks."

1 minute ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

She hates jews, but she also hates arabs 

Think about that! 

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And nobody's going to point out that he said she hates the Jews and the Arabs. How convenient. 

Just now, SizzleChest said:

His man-tits must be beet red.

He’s probably dabbing them with ice cubes as we speak

4 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

I hope not. I have a hotel reservation there on Sept. 17th.

I was there 3 weeks ago. It was great, catch a game at Target field 

And yet you left your presidency with a 9 trillion in debt.  The billions made went into your pocket.  

He does know he cannot talk t0 them before he is president, right? Did he just admit to Hatch Act/ Logan Act/ whatever that act is violations?

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Maybe Logan Act. I’m not a lawyer…

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

All bullshit, not answering the question. 

Him not answering "do you want Ukraine to win" and simply saying "I want to save lives" is the line out of the movie that the bad guy says

When I'm President Elect, I will violate the Logan Act. 

Like a dog!

distasteful to Haitians, perhaps

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Fucking moron. Lying piece of shit, but a fucking moron.

And didn’t answer the question. 

6 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

kudos to anyone who has lasted this long. about 5 minutes of his voice was all i could take

I think I’m in some kind of drunken catatonic haze. 

This guy should be in an asylum himself. 

1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

He does know he cannot talk t0 them before he is president, right? Did he just admit to Hatch Act violations?

You're funny that you think anyone would hold him accountable.

Bent the knee to Putin

 

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5 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

I hope not. I have a hotel reservation there on Sept. 17th.

Let me know if you need dinner recs.  The big trend is skewered cats roasted over burnt-out 55 gallon drums in the rubble of police stations.

Our country has not gone to hell. Trump is trying to, but we can’t let him keep trying to anymore. 

1 minute ago, Captainant said:

Him not answering "do you want Ukraine to win" and simply saying "I want to save lives" is the line out of the movie that the bad guy says

I’m tired of them asking questions they know he won’t answer. 

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