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ABC saying Trump is BiBi’s dream candidate because he faces too much scrutiny from Harris.

 

Are the college protesters listening?

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Just now, TexasEd said:

ABC saying Trump is BiBi’s dream candidate because he faces too much scrutiny from Harris.

That reporter had a strange affectation pronouncing Netanyahu.

2 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Let’s get it on! 

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Well, I certainly know who Guy LaDouche is, if a metaphor is being implied.  

3 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

ABC saying Trump is BiBi’s dream candidate because he faces too much scrutiny from Harris.

 

Are the college protesters listening?

Duh, they are also both criminals trying to stay out of prison 

2 hours ago, David Dennison said:

I will not watch one minute.

I will follow on surly.

This is the way.

Gonna watch it this time. 

 

BECAUSE I AM FUCKING PUMPED!

 

9 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Good, Trump will do worse with prep, he’ll be trying to deal with the extra shit they tried to shove in his head.

5 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Close.  It's "You have an economics degree from the University of Pennsylvania.  What's a tariff?"

12 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Wait, Info Wars is still "on the air"?  I thought the court said he had to dissolve all that grifting shit and hand over every cent to the Sandy Hook families.

23 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Anyone who watches is a sick pervert who should be locked up.

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While we wait I’d like to share a story from my childhood. The year was 1991 and David Duke was in a runoff for governor of Louisiana against Edwin Edwards… My dad went to college with David Duke and took it upon himself to write the local newspaper warning the community of what a racist piece of shit he was.  

This was the time when little Hugo Stiglitz had his mother explain the concept of white supremacy to him for the first time.  It came as such a revolting shock to 10 year old me that I quipped to my mother, “can’t we just kill him?”  Mom laughed and said “no, we can’t kill him.” because that’s illegal. End of story. 

26 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Anyone who watches is a sick pervert who should be locked up.

Well I can’t argue with that, but I’ll still be watching some of it. 

Former first lady Melania Trump will not attend tonight's ABC News Presidential Debate in Philadelphia.
Members of the Trump family attending the debate with him tonight are his son Eric Trump and his son's wife, co-chair of the Republican National Committee Lara Trump, sources familiar with the matter tell @ABC News.

 

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Put this on whilst cooking dinner.  The most rage inducing part of all this is the "liberal" main stream media trying to hand this over to Trump.  Hammering how tight the race is according to polls, expounding at great length about the economy is a negative for Harris and a real problem(let's completely ignore our performance on inflation vs the globe), treating this orange shit ribbon as a serious person.  I almost threw my cutting board at the TV before turning it off and going for a swim.

Fuck our media. Just grifting assholes looking for horse race ratings.

After briefly watching foreign news the last 10 days while abroad, coming back sucked ass. Every outlet giving oxygen and legitemacy to a very unserious orange clown. 

 

 

 

2 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Wait, Info Wars is still "on the air"?  I thought the court said he had to dissolve all that grifting shit and hand over every cent to the Sandy Hook families.

I agree! The other question is why isn’t he in jail?

Just now, Born to Run said:

The most rage inducing part of all this is the "liberal" main stream media trying to hand this over to Trump.

All of this right here.

2 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

They had one in Phoenix that said her and her husband have prayed about it and they can't morally support Trump.  So, why is she there?

7 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Good, Trump will do worse with prep, he’ll be trying to deal with the extra shit they tried to shove in his head.

All the “prep” will be out the window within 10 minutes. 

6 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Good, Trump will do worse with prep, he’ll be trying to deal with the extra shit they tried to shove in his head.

It amazes me that this race is even close with the clown show of bootlickers that survived the backstabbing and requirement to lack any dignity.

1 minute ago, Born to Run said:

treating this orange shit ribbon as a serious person.  I

Joy Reid called out the sane washing. He's not going to have a filter. The undiluted crazy might slip out. That's what I'm waiting for. This is going to be full contact. 

1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

They had one in Phoenix that said her and her husband have prayed about it and they can't morally support Trump.  So, why is she there?

I wanted to holler at her and the Italian mom. 

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

All the “prep” will be out the window within 10 minutes. 

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6 minutes ago, Disco Strangler said:

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Look at all these asshole rubberneckers causing traffic.  /Looks intently at wreck when I finally get to it.

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

The mics are muted you stupid fucking nut bag. So why would she have to tell him “excuse me I’m speaking”

Go troll somewhere else. 

 

48 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Internet rep, serious bidness for Mr. Tough Guy.

I quoted these posts because they quoted @Incredulity. Gives me the chance to say fuck you, dirt bag, to a dirt bag.

 

 

I don’t think votes will be gained through this debate. But votes can be shaved. Force a narrative that turnip is the liar incarnate, which is a supportable claim, and some percentage of evangelicals will bail. I know this is an unpopular opinion. Still, I think it so, and I will say what I believe.

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3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

😂😂😂😂

Two weeks!

3 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

They had one in Phoenix that said her and her husband have prayed about it and they can't morally support Trump.  So, why is she there?

can't morally support does not mean can't vote for.

Reince Priebus is a horrible name. Reminds me of Mons Pubis. 

5 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

Put this on whilst cooking dinner. 

Ribeyes with Roquefort, frites, and salad. To celebrate the United States of America!

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Reince Priebus is a horrible name. Reminds me of Mons Pubis. 

Funny. It always makes me think "Rinse Prepuce."

4 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

 

I quoted these posts because they quoted @Incredulity. Gives me the chance to say fuck you, dirt bag to a dirt bag.

 

 

I don’t think votes will be gained through this debate. But votes can be shaved. Force a narrative that turnip is the liar incarnate, which is a supportable claim, and some percentage of evangelicals will bail. I know this is an unpopular opinion. Still, I think it so, and I will say what I believe.

Obsession noted bitch lips

I mean all the media, MSNBC, CNN, talk about is Trump. So sick of his sorry ass. I want him to disappear. 

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Reince Priebus is a horrible name. Reminds me of Mons Pubis. 

It's Latin for that fake second butthole Chad Briscoe discussed.

Not nearly as popular as the Mons Pubis for most.

3 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

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4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Reince Priebus is a horrible name. Reminds me of Mons Pubis. 

Biggus Dickus

Ha, Reince Priebus being taught how to pronounce Kamala live on ABC.  He got it right the last time.

That's a really funny name. "Rinse Pube Is" 

Trump won the toss and elected to defer

Asshole wasn’t going to shake her hand 

manhatten prepared, bowl loaded.....let's see how much I can stomach

She already won the handshake, lol.

Fuck this old motherfucker up, let's go!!

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