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Maddow: if Donald agrees, should Harris debate him again? 

Walz: I don't want to speak for the Vice President, but I think she should debate him every day 

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""concepts of a plan"!

We all immediately let out the most real, authentic, hysterical laughs of our entire lives!

 

3 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Looks shopped.

The stubble in that groove is tailored for JDVs pleasure.

22 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Because it works. Easiest thing to do is scare a white, middle-class woman man. 

FIFY

1 minute ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Kamala has a Black Teacher or Indian Mother vibe to her when she debates, she controlled that entire debate. I've never seen someone steal the debate away from Trump like that.

tbh he hasn't exactly faced the toughest competition... meanwhile Harris is a successful professional prosecutor

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In case you were wondering why Elon bought twitter part 367: Taylor Swift isn’t trending. 

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Watching Newsmax and their snap poll had Trump winning the debate 93% to 7%. Ballgame. 

4 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

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edit: whoops wrong meme

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Just saw this in LA and it’s on their website.  Repeat, in LA:

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Yes, I know, unscientific poll. But, really, who believes in science?! :)

18 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

is this real?

Yep.

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20 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

You've hated Obamacare for 9 years, do you have a replacement? 

We got concepts. Top men working on it

Biggest shock of the debate for me was when he said we'd hear about it very soon instead of in 2 weeks. 

17 minutes ago, 1978horn said:

 

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2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Thats where I’m watching. 

Says it comes on at 12 am. i haz sad

17 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

And encouraged everyone to go to Trump rallies.

And stay til the end. 

1 minute ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

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2 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

You mean Tulsi, Loomer and Gaetz didn’t get it done??

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CNN keeps bringing up Kamala needing to appeal to man. How about men stop being fucking pussies about letting a woman lead? That motherfucker shouldn't get your vote just because he has a dick. He is the emotional one. He is the unhinged one. He is everything those stupid cucks say why they don't want to vote for a woman. Stop being a thick headed fuckstick. He's a delusional old man. He's not John McCain. He's not Mitt Romney. He's not George W Bush. He's a charlatan. He's a fake. Stop being drawn to him because he gives off false machismo. It's all bullshit. Look at how he wilted whenever a woman was "rough" on him. 

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Why is he talking about Russia?

Why was he talking about Hungary and Victor Orban? He was probably mentally golfing and winning another trophy at his course.  

1 minute ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Watching Newsmax and their snap poll had Trump winning the debate 93% to 7%. Ballgame. 

Lord and I thought he was crazy for watching Fox News. 

That egg might have done something to you.

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1 minute ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Watching Newsmax and their snap poll had Trump winning the debate 93% to 7%. Ballgame. 

Who did the other 7% have winning it?

You guessed it.

 

Frank Stallone.

1 minute ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Watching Newsmax

We already have one hero watching Fox News. You don't have to do this. We want you to live.

Watching brainworm waste time on hanny, the spin is weak.

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

That motherfucker shouldn't get your vote just because he has a weird little mushroom dick.

Fify 

14 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

God bless Taylor Swift.  Quite possibly an American Hero.

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3 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

I'm sure dotard was just raring to roll up his sleeves and get to work on some intense debate prep over the past several weeks and the "debate team" just said eh, fuck it. 

i missed what he said about vance. I was out back protecting my dogs from Canadians and Mongolians.

15 minutes ago, mdmost said:

CNN going over the Taylor Swift endorsement. This will be the talk of all the morning shows tomorrow. 

So is John Stewart.

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33+ vs 1+ on CNN lie count. 

The difference between a phony and a president. 

5 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Hey, do you think that hippos believe that Rhinos are unicorns?

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Like a couple of zoo monkeys slinging poop at each other. First one to lick their finger loses!

Tonight I learned that I need to bring my dogs & cats in tonight so the roving hordes of migrant criminals don't scoop them up and eat them.  So I got that goin' for me. 

8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

in prison. Go ahead, wrap your head around that. 

12 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Side note, I cannot fucking wait for the Tim Walz JD Vance debate.

It’ll start with Walz tying his tie for him and end with them both sitting on the steps talking about the birds and the bees.

27 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

We got concepts. Top men working on it

are they working in shifts?

There is no way his team lets him do another debate.

10 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Apparently some black guys are now eating pussy.  Developing story.

And just to add to your edit, even the police in those towns are saying it’s bullshit.

But see, that’s the appeal of MAGA: make believe. It’s literally a belief in pure fucking magic by a combination of 1. people who couldn’t think their way out of a paper bag, 2. people whom if you threw their testicles into a drinking straw it’d look like two kernels of corn rolling around in a storm drain, and 3. people who couldn’t whip cream with an outboard motor. Just the absolute worst failures at fucking life look at this shit and see a baby-Jesus-on-toast miracle. They’re beyond reaching and it’s so pathetic.

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

There is no way his team lets him do another debate.

He didn’t want to do this one! 

I’m voting for Harris, and I also hate Taylor Swift. I dont feel great tonight.

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Already $40m on Act Blue today 

Trump is in the fucking spin room

Nate Silver gonna be devastated 

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