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JD: "Nobody is calling my office and saying they saw bigfoot".

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Bash calling this out for the racism it is. 

Holy hell, that Chris Wallace combover.  

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8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


In a tiny bit of fairness to them….its functionally impossible to prep a truly shitty human being for a deposition, testimony, debate, etc. I’ve prepped hundreds of witnesses. I’ve used witness consultants who are literally the best in the country - they have worked with the biggest names/celebrities/politicians out there. I’m talking the A-team of preparing people.
And even with all that, when the witness is a real shitheel, a narcissist, a loose cannon…no amount of prep helps. I don’t mean “you don’t get the witness to be as good as you want.” I mean “you don’t change him at all. Not even 1%.” Spend a day working with him. A week. A month. It doesn’t matter. Shitheads are gonna be who they are, no matter what you do.
Maybe they prepped him well. Maybe they did shitty. It doesn’t matter. Trump is unreachable. He is incapable of learning, of changing, of exercising self-discipline.
It’s a demoralizing thing when you’ve worked with someone on an issue/weakness/approach for days….and within 5 minutes, nothing you did matters.
But…fuck those evil fuckers. They deserve all they get.

Once Harris mentioned people walking out of his rallies, nothing anyone did to prep him mattered.

2 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

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That is the look of a defeated man who really just wants a McDonalds burger.

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

JD: "Nobody is calling my office and saying they saw bigfoot".

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1 minute ago, Ghost of LL said:

 

Also, the fighting Texas aggy offense.

Just now, InkaUtexas said:

That is the look of a defeated man who really just wants a McDonalds burger.

Hamberbers 

32 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Dumb question amnesty por favor, what is the pet eating thing? 

So, there is this guy named Trump running for president.  He on not so rare occasions makes shit completely up to see if it will stick.

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1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

That is the look of a defeated man who really just wants a McDonalds burger.

Which one of those two are we talking about here?

11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


In a tiny bit of fairness to them….its functionally impossible to prep a truly shitty human being for a deposition, testimony, debate, etc. I’ve prepped hundreds of witnesses. I’ve used witness consultants who are literally the best in the country - they have worked with the biggest names/celebrities/politicians out there. I’m talking the A-team of preparing people.
And even with all that, when the witness is a real shitheel, a narcissist, a loose cannon…no amount of prep helps. I don’t mean “you don’t get the witness to be as good as you want.” I mean “you don’t change him at all. Not even 1%.” Spend a day working with him. A week. A month. It doesn’t matter. Shitheads are gonna be who they are, no matter what you do.
Maybe they prepped him well. Maybe they did shitty. It doesn’t matter. Trump is unreachable. He is incapable of learning, of changing, of exercising self-discipline.
It’s a demoralizing thing when you’ve worked with someone on an issue/weakness/approach for days….and within 5 minutes, nothing you did matters.
But…fuck those evil fuckers. They deserve all they get.

They brought in Tulsi to try and recreate her viral moment in the 2019 primary debate versus Harris. He didn’t land a single viral moment that helps him 

1 minute ago, lemonlime said:

Once Harris mentioned people walking out of his rallies, nothing anyone did to prep him mattered.

That was so hilarious.  You know damn well her strategy was to find some way to get that in early to piss him off and it worked masterfully.  

Just now, cactusflinthead said:

Damn there's a lot of meme worthy stuff 

 

We are going to EAT with memes for the week

So this ""independent"" on NBC is saying he might not vote for trump, because he's too moderate and not right-wing enough? Yeah fuck off, this isn't an independent voter.

8 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

JD now saying people are killing geese.

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Frat boys from UT steal Muscovy ducks from the Mueller lake sometimes and eat them.  They don’t look Haitian though

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10 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

He can Fuck Off. And when Thiel calls him he can Fuck Off too.

 

Thing is, she left a lot on the table.  She did fine, but dotard's incompetence and stupidity made her performance look Lincoln-Douglas-esque.

1 minute ago, TeeDubya said:

 

Meh, you'd have to be a pretty big idiot to not realize that Taylor Swift fucking hates Donald Trump right now. Brittany don't care. High fiving Taylor in the luxury box gets her to a level of fame that even her MVP husband cannot.

Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

Thing is, she left a lot on the table.  She did fine, but dotard's incompetence and stupidity made her performance look Lincoln-Douglas-esque.

Uh yeah, that's the entire point. When your enemy is making mistakes, don't interrupt him.

These dumb chodes on CNN who thought Trump win, what the fuck did you watch. You weren't undecided if you thought he won. 

Hello, 9-1-1? I’d like to report a murder. 

So, let's just pretend for a moment that the 'immigrants eating pets' thing is true. I know, I know. It's lunacy, but bear with me. How do the people reporting these incidents know the people who stole their dogs or cats were immigrants, or illegal, etc? Did they have 'illegal immigrant' signs on their backs? How do they know?

Of course, it's all made up nonsense, but I can't believe nobody is asking that question.

1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

This joke irritates me, because Trump is in his 79th year. No idea why people can't grasp this.

If life begins at conception, he's in 80th year... just saying.

Oh, hi.
I thought Kamala was lightyears better than Biden.  There were direct questions I would have liked her to answer but she didn’t. Specifically about her pivots.  Of course that applies to Trump as well.
 
Trump was his normal blowhard self.
 
I’d prefer a debate format with opponents directly interacting.  But that is undecipherable chaos with Trump.
 
I am extremely surprised she didn’t say the line, Trump did though.
 
Be interesting to see the polls reaction and if there will be other debates.

So who lied the most?

So fucking transparent CNN. That lady is a Trump voter that wasn't undecided. 

This “undecided” women choosing Trump had a whole speech prepared.  

Just now, mdmost said:

These dumb chodes on CNN who thought Trump win, what the fuck did you watch. You weren't undecided if you thought he won. 

Lady who was undecided who also voted for Trump in 2020 and 2016 just made up her mind to vote for him a third time. 

Just now, Michael Knight said:

this dumb undecided bitch just said shes voting for trump cause hes better

they are not undecided! It’s a lie. The Trump voter from PA outed the media last month, telling us that they told him to pretend to be one 

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

92% !!!

88 to 11 !!!!!

Where was this?

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Just found a pic of Springfield’s city manager:

 

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Oh great! Undecided CNN voter saying gas prices were lower under Trump so I'm voting for him no matter what. 

Might want to gather her up and stab her for being a moron. Know that's drastic sorry. She said she was undecided so it's fair.

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WAPO:

In the first presidential debate between Vice President Kamala Harris and former president Donald Trump, The Washington Post tried something new: We asked a group of uncommitted, swing-state voters in real time about their reactions to Tuesday’s debate.

They thought Harris won, regardless of how they plan to vote in November.

it was 22-2 in favor of Harris 

Just now, Loch Ness Monster said:

Oh great! Undecided CNN voter saying gas prices were lower under Trump so I'm voting for him no matter what. 

Might want to gather her up and stab her for being a moron. Know that's drastic sorry. She said she was undecided so it's fair.

Hopefully a Haitian will eat her cat and I mean her actual pet cat. 

Just now, mdmost said:

Hopefully a Haitian will eat her cat and I mean her actual pet cat. 

Uncle Boobs does not approve of this message. 

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

92% !!!

88 to 11 !!!!!

Seriously what the actual fuck is he talking about? Again disqualifying senility.

25 minutes ago, mdmost said:

There is no way his team lets him do another debate.

I could see a rationale for her not doing a second debate as well.  He needs to rehabilitate, not her. 

2 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Oh great! Undecided CNN voter saying gas prices were lower under Trump so I'm voting for him no matter what. 

Might want to gather her up and stab her for being a moron. Know that's drastic sorry. She said she was undecided so it's fair.

They’re not actually undecided!

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17 minutes ago, mdmost said:

These cunts are really going with there's not enough evidence that people aren't eating cats. I hate this line but they are not serious people. Just a fucking clown show. What man, white, black, or latino can look at this and think nah, I'll vote for this because a black woman is just too much. 

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