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And…. There we have it….  (I hate these lunatics)

 

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I thought Harris did fine.  But I would have loved to see her jump on the Haitian cat eating thing and ask the rhetorical question whether the American people want a moron who falls for stupid fake Internet memes to be in charge of the nuclear arsenal.

fuck all these "undecided" cunts.  

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My wife commented that she’s glad that our dog has been on a weight loss journey so that he’s less marbled.

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David Urban really should fuck off. Stupid penis head looking cunt.

So Kamala cooked Tulsi Gabbard in a debate again. 

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I don’t want to single anyone out but this turnip shit is stupid.  It’s trying to make fetch happen.  
 

On the other hand, ladybug for Lindsay Graham is 100% perfect.  

2 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

fuck all these "undecided" cunts.  

Seriously. How the fuck can anyone be undecided even before watching that asskicking?

8 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Este. She shot his wheels off right there. After she encouraged people to go to his rallies he was done. Every time she threw out bait he took the hook. 

 

She made it look effortless, too. She dictated every subject he talked about.

8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

MSNBC group:

3 - Harris 

2 - turnip (but willing to hear more about Harris)

1 - neither

1 - old lady I couldn’t tell you because she didnt raise her hand for either but hated trumps Ukraine answer 

 


And the shitty part about the 2 for turnip? 
- both males

- both minority (one Latino, one looked mixed race)

Somehow Trump spoke for more than five minutes more than Harris, which also happened in the Biden/Trump debate.

Biden's words were so painful in the first debate it just felt like he was talking forever.  In this one I wanted the mic to get back to Harris so that she could continue to slam him.  Just when I thought Harris was maybe running out of gas Trump decided to try to convince us that immigrants will eat our pets.

Harris needs to take the win, no more debates and just GOTV from here on out.  I have never seen someone so prepared for a debate.

"Some good ideas" is such a "very fine people" sort of quote. Trumpr eally is his own worst enemy, he gave Kamala everything she wanted out of this debate. We're gonna hear how trump thinks Project 2025 has "Some good ideas" for the rest of this campaign.

2 minutes ago, Texas Jeff said:

Somehow Trump spoke for more than five minutes more than Harris, which also happened in the Biden/Trump debate.

Biden's words were so painful in the first debate it just felt like he was talking forever.  In this one I wanted the mic to get back to Harris so that she could continue to slam him.  Just when I thought Harris was maybe running out of gas Trump decided to try to convince us that immigrants will eat our pets.

Harris needs to take the win, no more debates and just GOTV from here on out.  I have never seen someone so prepared for a debate.

It was very Texas vs Michigan.

lolololol he’s so mad:

 

baby want a bottle?

4 minutes ago, Texas Jeff said:

Somehow Trump spoke for more than five minutes more than Harris, which also happened in the Biden/Trump debate.

Biden's words were so painful in the first debate it just felt like he was talking forever.  In this one I wanted the mic to get back to Harris so that she could continue to slam him.  Just when I thought Harris was maybe running out of gas Trump decided to try to convince us that immigrants will eat our pets.

Harris needs to take the win, no more debates and just GOTV from here on out.  I have never seen someone so prepared for a debate.

There won’t be another debate. He’d be a fool to agree to another one. 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

There won’t be another debate. He’d be a fool to agree to another one. 

Yep, and she needs to call him a coward everyday for not accepting.

Undecided voters in this election are irrelevant. The turn out among the Dem and never Trump base is gonna be historic that's all that matters.

I've talked with plenty of Trumpers on the phone. This isn't 2016.

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There won’t be another debate. He’d be a fool to agree to another one. 

On the other hand there is no knockout potential until election day so he may figure that he might as well get back in there and see if he can land a haymaker.  It won't go well for him and there will be a lot of standing 8 counts but he's dumb enough to try it.   

If we see a 1 point move I will be happy.

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There won’t be another debate. He’d be a fool to agree to another one. 

Yep, and she needs to call him a coward everyday for not accepting.

Fucking this. Goad him. Call him a chicken. He won’t be able to resist.
And then you desecrate his corpse. And shit in its open mouth.

Jesus not only did Harris win the CNN poll 63-37, but the audience for that was 6 points likelier to be Rep aligned, which is 4 points more Republican than registered voters in the US. And she still won it 63-37

And of course CNN would put together a group that was wildly more Republican than the nation

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Of all the attacks Kamala Harris told Trump tonight, I think my favorite is when she told him that Generals say he is a disgrace. She said it with disgust and vigor and she is in a position to actually know people who would say something like that to him. It's the first time someone of superior authority has thrown it around on Trump to humiliate him on a national stage, and I have to think it probably pissed him off very badly.

https://www.nbcnews.com/now/video/harris-says-military-leaders-think-trump-is-a-disgrace-219043909552

1 minute ago, linux said:

If we see a 1 point move I will be happy.

george costanza seinfeld GIF

7 minutes ago, Derka said:

lolololol he’s so mad:

 

baby want a bottle?

He's as mad as his wife is dry!

1 hour ago, Snake Diggity said:

God bless Taylor Swift.  Quite possibly an American Hero.

She should get an Olympic Gold Medal for that endorsement!

19 minutes ago, royiv said:

My wife commented that she’s glad that our dog has been on a weight loss journey so that he’s less marbled.

Chubba cat is concerned.

 

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Where are the Harris Walz camo hats?!?

I will be so happy that a byproduct of Kamala possibly winning the election is CNN and the NY Times go straight into the toilet. 

4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Caitlin Clark?

That's gonna disappoint some people…

1 minute ago, texas08 said:

Where are the Harris Walz camo hats?!?

Saw one at the airport flying out to Detroit last Thursday! My yard sign finally shipped too…

1 minute ago, The Dog said:

Caitlin Clark?

That's gonna disappoint some people…

Does anyone have eyes on Jason Whitlock? We may need a suicide watch.

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1 hour ago, wood said:

So, let's just pretend for a moment that the 'immigrants eating pets' thing is true. I know, I know. It's lunacy, but bear with me. How do the people reporting these incidents know the people who stole their dogs or cats were immigrants, or illegal, etc? Did they have 'illegal immigrant' signs on their backs? How do they know?

Of course, it's all made up nonsense, but I can't believe nobody is asking that question.

It was a coyote and they heard something about coyotes helping immigrants cross the border.

22 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

I don’t want to single anyone out but this turnip shit is stupid.  It’s trying to make fetch happen.  
 

On the other hand, ladybug for Lindsay Graham is 100% perfect.  

Turnips are orange and are a pseudonym for tits like the ones Donold has.

7 minutes ago, linux said:

If we see a 1 point move I will be happy.

I'm not sure how many truly undecided voters there are. It's got to be the biggest reason the polls are so tight.  I mean, this shouldn't even be close, but it is.  I don't know that Trump can do anything to lose his base voters.  1 Percent would be disappointing, but not really surprising.  The dems have to turn out their base to win.  The young people have to show up en masse.  Conservative  women have to vote for their own self interests and the interests of their daughters and grand daughters etc...  We still need quite a few things to go right. 

2 minutes ago, YChang said:

Saw one at the airport flying out to Detroit last Thursday! My yard sign finally shipped too…

Nice!

Dang it man. I’ve seen a couple of your posts and I think, YGIFS is posting (not many folks with Y in their username)!

RIP lobo!

16 minutes ago, Js1 said:

There won’t be another debate. He’d be a fool to agree to another one. 

He is a fool, but beyond that, he's going to be polling so poorly he'll practically beg for one more crack at it.  Also, remember on September 26th the redacted portion of the Jan 6th indictment drops, so in this month alone, shit stands to get worse for him.  

4 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Does anyone have eyes on Jason Whitlock? We may need a suicide watch.

Diabetes? or something else?

These were the two fact checks I heard, both of which were insane to have to fact check them:

LINSEY DAVIS: There is no state in this country where it is legal to kill a baby after it's born.

DAVID MUIR: I just want to clarify here, you bring up Springfield, Ohio. And ABC News did reach out to the city manager there. He told us there have been no credible reports of specific claims of pets being harmed, injured or abused by individuals within the immigrant community.

Trump's response to the second one is hilarious:

FORMER PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: The people on television say my dog was taken and used for food. 

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Yea…but you won’t see or hear that on FOX manana!

4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I will be so happy that a byproduct of Kamala possibly winning the election is CNN and the NY Times go straight into the toilet. 

Why would you say that about CNN?  I mean tonight they did their undecided voter segment and one of those undecideds said she is now voting for Trump after the debate.  They did mention she voted for Trump in 2020 and 2016 and was leaning Trump this election.  How in the fuck is that considered an undecided voter?

 

Also, I think after watching both MSNBC and CNN’s “undecided voter segments”, these voters should lose the right to vote.  They are all absolute morons no matter who they say they are voting for now.  The pure dumbness of them saddens me for this country.  The only positive is my son who just started at UT has a great shot of doing well in this world if those are the people he has to go against. 

25 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

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no one will ever say you weren’t funny, bert.

2 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Why would you say that about CNN?  I mean tonight they did their undecided voter segment and one of those undecideds said she is now voting for Trump after the debate.  They did mention she voted for Trump in 2020 and 2016 and was leaning Trump this election.  How in the fuck is that considered an undecided voter?

 

Also, I think after watching both MSNBC and CNN’s “undecided voter segments”, these voters should lose the right to vote.  They are all absolute morons no matter who they say they are voting for now.  The pure dumbness of them saddens me for this country.  The only positive is my son who just started at UT has a great shot of doing well in this world if those are the people he has to go against. 

Think about the type of person that says yes to that invitation. 

3 minutes ago, RabidM said:

I'm not sure how many truly undecided voters there are. It's got to be the biggest reason the polls are so tight.  I mean, this shouldn't even be close, but it is.  I don't know that Trump can do anything to lose his base voters.  1 Percent would be disappointing, but not really surprising.  The dems have to turn out their base to win.  The young people have to show up en masse.  Conservative  women have to vote for their own self interests and the interests of their daughters and grand daughters etc...  We still need quite a few things to go right. 

The undecided crowd is a lie in the polling world, and it keeps them (the pollsters) cooking.   Most all these folks aren't undecided, but unaffiliated who already know who they are voting for.  If you ever take one these poll questionnaires you wind up down several different worm hole, one is base republican, one is base democrat, the indy voters worm hole is designed by the pollster groups to secure as many "undecided" as possible.  However, they never ask you directly who'd you vote for in this set of questions, and it's deliberate.  

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