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3 hours ago, BevoAbyss said:

This "debate" is complete madness and insanity.

Kamala is not winning anything tonight.

Trumps is going full lying macho bully....

And that moderator is a fucking media lightweight who normalizing the destruction of public discourse and reason.

Kamala is just dragged down into the madness.

 

I have to ask - is that rogue shop, or some other really good shit?

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If you had conspiracy theory for Kamala's earrings on your bingo card...

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1 minute ago, pacman said:

If you had conspiracy theory for Kamala's earrings on your bingo card...

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lol, reaching so hard.

He didn't get that specific.

2 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

God bless Taylor Swift.  Quite possibly an American Hero.

Beyhive was there from the beginning.  But we'll take you straggling asses along for the ride to victory.  Welcome aboard.

1 minute ago, troph said:

I didn’t watch trying to manage stress, did he really say transgender operations for illegal aliens in prisons like forced on prisoners? Or providing medical care to those who are in prison?

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2 minutes ago, troph said:

I didn’t watch trying to manage stress, did he really say transgender operations for illegal aliens in prisons like forced on prisoners? Or providing medical care to those who are in prison?

Yes. Said that we’re letting the immigrants in then providing transgender operations for immigrants in prison.  Later he came back to it and said that taxpayers are paying for it.

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3 minutes ago, troph said:

I didn’t watch trying to manage stress, did he really say transgender operations for illegal aliens in prisons like forced on prisoners? Or providing medical care to those who are in prison?

No one knows. But check on your cats and dogs.

8 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

1 hour ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

This debate not only cast Kamala in great comparison to Donald Trump, it also showed that she's a vastly different candidate in terms of energy and mental ability than Joe Biden. I have to think so many undecideds who supposedly wanted something "different" will see that, she's the most different of any of the 3 major candidates we've seen this election.

Joe Biden is probably saying how glad he is for getting out of the race….he could never have pulled this off…..

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not walking over and meeting half way for a hand shake was a huge beta cuck move 

she was the alpha walking to his podium 

1 hour ago, Dr. Teeth said:

In case you were wondering why Elon bought twitter part 367: Taylor Swift isn’t trending. 

He should ban her account.  That will do wonders for driving up revenue to his dying fuccboi circle jerk website.

24 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

He is a fool, but beyond that, he's going to be polling so poorly he'll practically beg for one more crack at it.  Also, remember on September 26th the redacted portion of the Jan 6th indictment drops, so in this month alone, shit stands to get worse for him.  

IF he wants another debate, he'll require that it be on Fox News with his choice of moderators and rules. If I'm Kamala, I think I'd still agree.

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1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Joe Biden is probably saying how glad he is for getting out of the race….he could never have pulled this off…..

I hope Joe has one hell of a retirement and enjoys the shit out it.  I, personally will always be grateful to the guy, he beat Trump, and now via his actions, we are going to do it again.  

1 hour ago, wood said:

So, let's just pretend for a moment that the 'immigrants eating pets' thing is true. I know, I know. It's lunacy, but bear with me. How do the people reporting these incidents know the people who stole their dogs or cats were immigrants, or illegal, etc? Did they have 'illegal immigrant' signs on their backs? How do they know?

Of course, it's all made up nonsense, but I can't believe nobody is asking that question.

Well, the maga-base folks don’t know how to verify if news is true or not….so, they just listen to Fox or other right-wing outlets and accept all as gospel.

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

She's really got to now go with the line that we don't want a Conspiracy Theorist as President. This cat shit, you have to run with it. It's straight up fucking lunacy creating by a Neo Nazi. 

Trump will have his folks to go and start stealing people’s pets and eating them with a camera crew, to prove he’s not crazy!

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

Already $40m on Act Blue today 

And they can hit up Taylor Swift for the rest they need and leave us the fuck alone right?

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1 hour ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Why would you say that about CNN?  I mean tonight they did their undecided voter segment and one of those undecideds said she is now voting for Trump after the debate.  They did mention she voted for Trump in 2020 and 2016 and was leaning Trump this election.  How in the fuck is that considered an undecided voter?

 

Also, I think after watching both MSNBC and CNN’s “undecided voter segments”, these voters should lose the right to vote.  They are all absolute morons no matter who they say they are voting for now.  The pure dumbness of them saddens me for this country.  The only positive is my son who just started at UT has a great shot of doing well in this world if those are the people he has to go against. 

When you really think about it, one of the craziest aspects of our democracy is that we let these people who are not merely uneducated but also willingly consuming misinformation from Russia and elsewhere to have a say in things that affect the lives of those of us who have a fucking clue about how the world works and our place in it. 

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1 hour ago, LCHorn said:

I don’t want to single anyone out but this turnip shit is stupid.  It’s trying to make fetch happen.   

Donald Dump is right there and has been there this entire team, so huge we couldn't even see it

2 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

Hello, 9-1-1? I’d like to report a murder. 

Supposed to dial the 9 and the first 1 and hold on for dear life according to resident dipshit @Incredulity

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24 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

When you really think about it, one of the craziest aspects of our democracy is that we let these people who are not merely uneducated but also willingly consuming misinformation from Russia and elsewhere to have a say in things that affect the lives of those of us who have a fucking clue about how the world works and our place in it. 

I'm 59 years old, and I've watched every presidential debate in my voting-age life. I can honestly say that what I saw tonight was easily the most dominant performance by one candidate over the other that I've ever seen. It's not even close. Harris completely destroyed Trump, without really trying that hard. She just let him talk, and out came all the craziness one could imagine, and more. I agree that that won't swing Trump's base, but nothing ever will swing these people. They are not dealing in reality. It will have an effect with moderate Republicans and undecided voters though. How much of an effect? Who knows. Also having an effect will be people like Dick and Liz Cheney endorsing Harris, Bush declining to endorse Trump, Judge Luttig and multiple generals accurately calling Trump a threat to our Democracy, the 200+ Republican former White House staffers endorsing Harris, etc, etc. It all adds up, and imho Trump/Vance will have a difficult time beating Harris/Walz.

And yeah re: those stupid bastards being allowed to vote, I wish we could somehow let all the nutjob extremists go at each other until they're all gone, and let the grownups in the middle (which I believe is the majority) run this shit.

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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I think that chick is probably the smartest person in the room in just about any room she enters. She impresses me every time. It's like she knows what people are going to say before they even know, and she already has a response ready before they even say it.

5 hours ago, BevoAbyss said:

This "debate" is complete madness and insanity.

Kamala is not winning anything tonight.

Trumps is going full lying macho bully....

And that moderator is a fucking media lightweight who normalizing the destruction of public discourse and reason.

Kamala is just dragged down into the madness.

 

  

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2 hours ago, Js1 said:

There won’t be another debate. He’d be a fool to agree to another one. 

If he's down a shit ton at that point he won't have any choice but to use another debate as a Hail Mary.

1 hour ago, troph said:

I didn’t watch trying to manage stress, did he really say transgender operations for illegal aliens in prisons like forced on prisoners? Or providing medical care to those who are in prison?

Don't try to make sense of it. There's no sense to be had.

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

There won’t be another debate. He’d be a fool to agree to another one. 

Counterpoint:

He is a fool.

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2 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Ha is a complete moron. I am not a Swiftie, but that announcement got me to have some tears.

I don't know a single damn Taylor Swift song, but I got her YouTube playlist playing now because I love America and hate traitors.

2 hours ago, TexasEd said:

It was a coyote and they heard something about coyotes helping immigrants cross the border.

Turnips are orange and are a pseudonym for tits like the ones Donold has.

Turnips are not orange.  They purple.

3 hours ago, Jatrain said:

Jake Tapper just said he’s trying to “jerk store” his answers. 

Can't believe this scene didn't make the final cut. It's brilliant, and it's exactly what Trump is doing right now to console himself. 

 

Trump will debate again if Harris will.  Narcissists hate one thing more than being laughed at and that is not being the center of attention.  Trump craves the spotlight. Negative?  Positive? Doesn't matter as long as the spotlight is on him.

1 hour ago, wood said:

I think that chick is probably the smartest person in the room in just about any room she enters. She impresses me every time. It's like she knows what people are going to say before they even know, and she already has a response ready before they even say it.

She let him talk too much and lay out his entire bullshit spiel.  She ain't all that.

2 hours ago, troph said:

I didn’t watch trying to manage stress, did he really say transgender operations for illegal aliens in prisons like forced on prisoners? Or providing medical care to those who are in prison?

you should watch, he got completely dominated and was ineffective. It was the normal Trump debate where he takes over and monopolizes the attention and direction. It was the exact opposite, Kamala debated circles around him and, contrary to all the lame-ass "4D chess" memes over the years, honestly masterfully manipulated him throughout the debate, in obvious ways to everyone but Trump. She got him to talk about all sorts of shit he didn't want to talk about, on command. Trump looked hapless and I honestly think you'll find it therapeutic. Kamala ruled the debate.

 

And yes, he said that, and also that Haitians eat cats and dogs, and that he was right about the central park 5 because they cracked under police interrogation and the prosecutor still thinks they did it. But he said all this after being baited by Kamala into revealing these batshit crazy opinions. He said all this while Kamala was beaming that he took the bait, over and over again. She told the people, "go, actually watch the debate, and listen to the stuff he says." He also told him that she has info as VP, and leaders around the world are laughing at how dumb Trump is, and Generals who served under Trump call him a disgrace. It was actually kinda awesome. It was totally Texas vs Michigan.

"look, I'm not saying anything as crazy as spotting bigfoot, I'm merely saying that foreigners are savages that are spitfire roasting our puppies and kitties."

dp

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So that was a thing. 

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4 hours ago, Pancho said:


And the shitty part about the 2 for turnip? 
- both males

- both minority (one Latino, one looked mixed race)

It was "news theatre".  None of those "panels" are real. 

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32 minutes ago, Pods said:

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She looks incredibly badass there. The stance, the smirk, the direct eye contact. She nailed it.

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3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

the naked gun facepalm GIF

So much talk about JD Vance being a net negative to the Trump candidacy, but my God, look at the Trump candidacy.  Vance isn't responsible for the immigrant pet snacks narrative.  That's coming out of Trump's brain(worm) trust.  Don't get me wrong.  JD Vance is a stunningly bad VP candidate.  But even so, he may actually be a net positive to the Trump campaign of sheer lunacy.

5 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

On the other hand there is no knockout potential until election day so he may figure that he might as well get back in there and see if he can land a haymaker.  It won't go well for him and there will be a lot of standing 8 counts but he's dumb enough to try it.   

His handlers aren’t that dumb. They won’t let him do another one. 

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5 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

She should get an Olympic Gold Medal for that endorsement!

Our first female president should give her the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

You know, in many ways it’s better than the Congressional Medal of Honor because she didn’t get shot. 

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7 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

Damn there's a lot of meme worthy stuff 

 

I would use that on my wife, but she’d mostly likely reply with, “Well I have CONCEPTS of us having sex this weekend.”

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