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4 hours ago, Helobious said:

Had all her success handed to her all her life, constant need to make everything about herself, does not care at all about a fanbase that religiously supports her. She’s just some racist comments short of being a female Donald Trump. 

You’re sarcastically talking about Trump, right?

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It was also streaming all over the place - Hulu, Disney+, etc.

 

 

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1 hour ago, Derka said:

we need more people and posts like this from republicans. we need the sane ones who remember the actual republican party before it became the cult of a deranged demagogue to shout this shit from the mountaintops:

 

The Republican party needs to be burned to the ground and learn the very very hard lesson that while yes, you need the stupid people to win you never, never, never turn the reigns over to them.

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2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Did she really crack on his rally crowds and people leaving during them? 

 it was fucking brilliant. She got asked to comment on the issue she is perceived as being weakest on, and gave an answer trump would have pounced on. Except at the very, very end of her answer, she told people to listen to trumps rallies to hear the batshit crazy shit he says about immigrants, ending with a seeming non-sequitor about how "you're going to see people leave from being bored about that stuff" which was designed to throw him off. And it worked, he completely ignored the follow up, and he spent his time for the next question first talking about his crowds (he ignored the moderators question and said he wanted to talk about crowds instead). And then, after his angry rant about crowds, when he did come back to immigration, he was so rattled he talked about them eating dogs. One little comment by her completely neutralized the comment and made trump look way, waaaaay worse on the subject than the one that was supposed to be her weak point.

She looked fucking genius and it was obvious to people not named donald trump what she was doing as she did it, and it worked to a T.

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8 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

The Republican party needs to be burned to the ground and learn the very very hard lesson that while yes, you need the stupid people to win you never, never, never turn the reigns over to them.

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16 minutes ago, Js1 said:

It was also streaming all over the place - Hulu, Disney+, etc.

 

 

I didt watch the biden-trump debate til days after it happened, certainly not live. I set a calendar reminder for the kamala debate and watched it like it was the texas michigan game on the edge of my seat, and i know my 71 year old parents did too.

2 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

I didt watch the biden-trump debate til days after it happened, certainly not live. I set a calendar reminder for the kamala debate and watched it like it was the texas michigan game on the edge of my seat, and i know my 71 year old parents did too.

I'm not surprised.  We already saw two old men debate in 2020 so for a lot of people, it was like "meh."  This was totally new - Kamala had never debated Trump. 

Putting the first one in June was also confusing for people.  

44 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

migrant caravan about close to firing up !!!!

and they’re all going to vote !!!!!

Questions Abbott will never face:

Hey, Hot Wheels, if you believe illegal immigrants vote in blue states, why do you keep sending them there? 

Also:

Have you stopped all rape in Texas?

14 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

Dumb question amnesty por favor, what is the pet eating thing? 

Bro, apparently you and I are missing out on some wild shit.

14 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Apparently some black guys are now eating pussy.  Developing story.

 

 

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6 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I'm not surprised.  We already saw two old men debate in 2020 so for a lot of people, it was like "meh."  This was totally new - Kamala had never debated Trump. 

Putting the first one in June was also confusing for people.  

It's crazy how so much going wrong so early has seemingly given the democrats a chance. It Biden hadn't bombed, or if the debate hadn't been in july but september, this would be too late and disaster. But specifically because Trump pushed for an early debate, and specifically because he completely destroyed Biden in the debate to an incredible degree, he's now at his biggest risk of losing since 2020. Its good luck through bad circumstance. This has been the craziest election of my entire life.

4 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Bro, apparently you and I are missing out on some wild shit.

JD Vance says he's getting calls from voters in Springfield, OH that thier pets are disappearing from Hatian immigrants. #eatingdogs Trump brought that up as it was due to Biden immigration policy.

 

ABC says they reach out the Springfield, OH city manager and he said no increase in missing dogs/cats from people eating them. It was a shit show

It's crazy how so much going wrong so early has seemingly given the democrats a chance. It Biden hadn't bombed, or if the debate hadn't been in july but september, this would be too late and disaster. But specifically because Trump pushed for an early debate, and specifically because he completely destroyed Biden in the debate to an incredible degree, he's now at his biggest risk of losing since 2020. Its good luck through bad circumstance. This has been the craziest election of my entire life.

Trump didn’t do shit in that first debate. That was 100% on Biden being really old.
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Trump didn’t do shit in that first debate. That was 100% on Biden being really old.

This.  Trump was just as bad in that debate, but Biden was godawful and sounded 800 years old. It didn't matter who was opposite Biden, that person was going to win the debate. 

13 hours ago, Js1 said:

We are going to EAT with memes for the week

This is why i never know what is real any more.

Yesterday, I thought Haitians eating pets was a meme. 

I don't even know how to do the internet anymore... Thanks, Hot Wheels.

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Trump didn’t do shit in that first debate. That was 100% on Biden being really old.

Tomato, tomahto. The point is, if it wasn't for that disaster of a debate, we would have gotten last night. It's undeniable that the poor debate wound up galvanizing the democrats in ways I wouldn't have ever thought possible. Awaken a sleeping giant and all that jazz. I'm so happy with how this is turning out so far. What a candidate.

10 hours ago, Jhawkmvp said:

Trump will debate again if Harris will.  Narcissists hate one thing more than being laughed at and that is not being the center of attention.  Trump craves the spotlight. Negative?  Positive? Doesn't matter as long as the spotlight is on him.

Nope. He's just said he won't do it. Not even on Fox. He knows how badly his ass just got beat and he's not about to come back for more.

This.  Trump was just as bad in that debate, but Biden was godawful and sounded 800 years old. It didn't matter who was opposite Biden, that person was going to win the debate. 

Trump showed up to that golf match and shot a 150. And old man Biden still couldn’t beat him.
13 hours ago, TeeDubya said:

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might have to change my name back.

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Just now, Slacks said:

This is why i never know what is real any more.

Yesterday, I thought Haitians eating pets was a meme. 

I don't even know how to do the internet anymore... Thanks, Hot Wheels.

The most ridiculous thing about the haitian story is that, in today's cell phone world, where everyone including white karens will whip out their phones and record anything they percieve as a slight insult, that this twitter person could have found them spitfire roasting her dog and she not only didn't call the police, but didn't get any photographic evidence at all. Anybody, literally anybody who saw that shit would record and document it immediately, and make it into a national news story.

 

9 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

She let him talk too much and lay out his entire bullshit spiel.  She ain't all that.

 

She (Kaitlyn Collins (sp?) should have said

"When you compare Trump to Hitler and heroin, then do a complete about face and join his ticket, you lose all credibility. You claim people are calling your office and saying migrants are eating their pets.  If you want me to believe that, you need to play tapes of those calls. Because you have zero credibility.

And no, its not the media's job to spread ridiculous, racist, horrible "joke memes" that have no basis in reality. Its not your job either." 

 

 

 

So when is dotard's next rally when he will bore hundreds of attendees to tears with stories about how he had the best debate performance in the history of mankind against Kamala?

SIAP:

Nearly a third of Trumpers thinking she won? 

That's bad.

7 minutes ago, Red Five said:


Trump didn’t do shit in that first debate. That was 100% on Biden being really old.

Yep. Trump’s performance was actually terrible, lying constantly and not answering any questions. But Biden’s catatonic performance overshadowed that. 

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I ain't clickin' that. Highlights?

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1 minute ago, The Dog said:

SIAP:

Nearly a third of Trumpers thinking she won? 

That's bad.

And most of those 69(nice)% are just saying that to support their guy, not that they actually believe it one bit.

Damnit, someone posted a tweet earlier this morning that had Harris starting to talk about dotard and then they inserted a bunch of movie insults into it and finished with her addressing him; now I can't find it.  Can anyone help a brother out?

14 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

Dumb question amnesty por favor, what is the pet eating thing? 

Dumb online trolls for trump were spreading lies about hatian immigrants in springfield ohio kidnapping and eating dogs. It was one of numerous online hoaxes that have appeared online in years, like when it was posted that Democrats were going to take down the Sam Houston statue years ago. It's intended to get republcans mad and active: when that Sam Houston statue lie happened, it resulted in hundreds of redneck dumbfucks showing up to "protect" the statue armed to the teeth despite no democrat ever making the claim. The way it works is russian bots and shit create burner accounts to make up wild stories, push them onto facebook, which causes dumb old republicans to see it getting reposted by their friends and believe it, so they get scared and vote for trump. Then they delete the original post so you can't trace it back, except to a nebulous "they" without concrete details. It's a known method to sew division, the head of the CIA talked about exactly this tactic to the senate in 2018. Except this time, it malfunctioned, and Ted Cruz, supreme idiot, picked it up and re-posted it. Which got it in the eyes of JD Vance, who brought it to trump, where without any investigating or common sense, repeated it on the national stage. And because it was being reposted by these huge politicians, people were able to screen cap the original post before it could get deleted so they could fact check it.

Basically, the people who scream "Fake news" just got caught drinking the most stupid russian propaganda bullshit you can imagine in 4K HD and brought it up themselves unprompted during a segment meant to paint the Democrats as being bad at immigration policy, which completely neutralized their attack. Complete, 1000% self-goal own there.

3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I ain't clickin' that. Highlights?

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SIAP:
Nearly a third of Trumpers thinking she won? 
That's bad.

I want to meet the 4% of Harris supporters who think Dotard won. Thats like 4% of Texas fans thinking that Michigan won last weekend.
34 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

 it was fucking brilliant. She got asked to comment on the issue she is perceived as being weakest on, and gave an answer trump would have pounced on. Except at the very, very end of her answer, she told people to listen to trumps rallies to hear the batshit crazy shit he says about immigrants, ending with a seeming non-sequitor about how "you're going to see people leave from being bored about that stuff" which was designed to throw him off. And it worked, he completely ignored the follow up, and he spent his time for the next question first talking about his crowds (he ignored the moderators question and said he wanted to talk about crowds instead). And then, after his angry rant about crowds, when he did come back to immigration, he was so rattled he talked about them eating dogs. One little comment by her completely neutralized the comment and made trump look way, waaaaay worse on the subject than the one that was supposed to be her weak point.

She looked fucking genius and it was obvious to people not named donald trump what she was doing as she did it, and it worked to a T.

You'd think the very clear fact that Trump so easily manipulated and controlled would be disqualifying to the fine folks at Tex Ags.  "He kept taking the bait, arrggh. But let's give him the nuke codes again."

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I want to meet the 4% of Harris supporters who think Dotard won. Thats like 4% of Texas fans thinking that Michigan won last weekend.

Something, something, didn't acknowledge Palestine enough, something something.

1 hour ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

He posted this AFTER Taylor's endorsement.  Holy fucking shit.

 

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2 minutes ago, Red Five said:


I want to meet the 4% of Harris supporters who think Dotard won. Thats like 4% of Texas fans thinking that Michigan won last weekend.

believe it or not, there are some on this thread. go look at their reactions to last night. 


I'd like these nitwits to:

Define Woke
Define DEI
Define Marxism
Define Socialism

Does it mean the government is going to take over my airline and my stolen pension gets reinstalled because I'm a federal employee now? Sign me the fuck up.
6 hours ago, Hawndoh said:

The "aliens eating our pets" thing had to have started out as an Alf reference that was misunderstood by idiots on twitter, yes?

see. see. this is what i'm talking about. this shit is not real. even them saying it is a joke. trump is a troll. has to be.

4 minutes ago, Red Five said:


I want to meet the 4% of Harris supporters who think Dotard won. 

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5 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

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I'm not a Republican, I'm a redass aggy that hates women. 

4 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

You'd think the very clear fact that Trump so easily manipulated and controlled would be disqualifying to the fine folks at Tex Ags.  "He kept taking the bait, arrggh. But let's give him the nuke codes again."

They like that shit, they were posting about bringing back Jimbo last saturday. They have a humiliation fetish.

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8 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

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He's seen the concept of a national title.  The pieces just haven't come together.

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