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NM--posted many times already.  

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48 minutes ago, mdmost said:

When that TD happened

Saturday Night Live Love GIF by The Lonely Island

I had left the stadium a few mins early to beat the halftime crowd. Heard the roar as I stood in line for my 17th wax cup beer of the day.

20 hours ago, tx ind said:

Let's play that last part out.  If MAGA says he doesn't know what it is then either he is the stupidest person alive with all the connections you laid out or everyone around him is lying to him.

He claims he hasn't shared his views with Vance, his VP.  Who operates like this?  Who chooses a VP candidate, who is associated with a framework of policy intended for America, and then states they don't talk about policy?  It should not only be called out, but it's just a shitty, failing way to operate.  Communication is fundamental to rule of law, governance, much less teaching and education. And yet he communicates terribly in a televised debate in front of tens of millions and people let him skate.  The NYT doesn't say shit about it.   Their complaint is that he was called out 3 times by the moderators for hugely, obscene lies. Fuck him, their party and all of their followers.    

20 hours ago, royiv said:

The worst part is that I think Miller believes the shit he’s spewing. He’s an evil and dangerous human.

He's a Nazi.  Another fine person that Trump had in his presidential cabinet of fetid personalities.  

 

20 hours ago, Thatguy said:

I am mainly talking about those so called "Independents" who are MAGA attempting to hide in plain sight. For the rest of us I liken it to current Texas Football. We've been wandering in the wilderness for so long it's hard to believe that Oasis is actually real. So when you go on the road and play an inferior team like Michigan, it's hard to allow yourself to imagine a win. However, once the curb-stomping begins, you realize pretty quickly what were you worried about? You were always going to win because Sark just simply has assembled a better team.

Harris has said she knows how to handle him but we are scared to believe her because Hillary. However, if you pull back and think about it they were trying out what works on Trump through memes. Testing his defenses. Finding out what triggers him. Then writing it, masterfully, into debate talking points. The use of "a study at Wharton" slid by most Americans, but us in the know were like "Ouch!". Steve Sarkisian, I mean Kamala Harris is making all the right moves, and its time to trust again.

He developed bone spurs right before our eyes.  Wouldn't look at her and went straight to the spin room afterwards, to sane wash his performance and claim victory, despite the hour long spectacle we were all treated to.  

3 hours ago, Red Five said:

Like Jon Lovett said, "You're the all-time biggest liar already, just say that you have a great plan." Maybe even Trump in the moment knew that after promising this great plan eight years ago that he couldn't credibly stand there on stage and still claim to have a plan.

It’s a big, beautiful plan. A perfect plan. It’s going to be doing numbers no one has ever seen. Numbers like you wouldn’t believe. 

Somehow, I didn't notice the debate thread yesterday. #Oops. Apologies if I messed up the election thread. 

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

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most beautiful deep ball ever. fun fact:

during his third season as a starter VY led the nfl in both deep ball % (ie the % of a qb’s passes that go 20+ yards in the air) AND deep ball completion %. that’s right, nobody threw a higher percentage of deep balls, and nobody completed a higher percentage of deep balls than VY. in the nfl. under jeff fisher. with kenny britt and no scaife as his top two pass catchers. never let anyone tell you than VY couldn’t throw.

eta: i remember @Huckleberry posting these stats and more on TOS. great stuff.

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Pussy!

 

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

Pussy!

 

I love Team Harris asking for another one, knowing full well he'll say no.  

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When he loses the election, he's going to whine that there's no way that could happen because he won the debates.

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6 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Some probably do, the stupid ones probably don't.  Different timelines, colleges, and yea I will say it....the sisters don't have as many options for going Greek.  

The Divine Nine have served black Greekdom well for over a century. It would be inaccurate to consider any of the nine to be failsafes.

15 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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He might actually believe he won - his team told him to his face he did "great" right afterwards according to the New Republic.

Then they told the press otherwise in private. 

So they tell Trump "you don't need to do another debate! you won!"

They tell themselves "no way in hell do we let that idiot do another debate!"

1 minute ago, The Dog said:

He might actually believe he won - his team told him to his face he did "great" right afterwards according to the New Republic.

Then they told the press otherwise in private. 

So they tell Trump "you don't need to do another debate! you won!"

They tell themselves "no way in hell do we let that idiot do another debate!"

Bingo.

17 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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Trump is a pussy ass bitch

He really is the biggest whining fucking pussy I’ve ever heard of.

Between the smell and the incessant whining, I don’t know how anyone can stand to be around him for any period of time.

3 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

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I was in the corner of the endzone about 15 rows up. He was running right at me on that play. Billy Pittman baby!

That was the only time I’ve sat in the ou section and that play was glorious!

54 minutes ago, The Dog said:

He might actually believe he won - his team told him to his face he did "great" right afterwards according to the New Republic.

Then they told the press otherwise in private. 

So they tell Trump "you don't need to do another debate! you won!"

They tell themselves "no way in hell do we let that idiot do another debate!"

"You did great. Now get your ass out there to the Spin Room!" 

Totally jives. 

By the end of the debate he was visibly furious, and pretty much screaming out his answers. He knows he got his ass kicked, obviously.

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25 minutes ago, royiv said:

Between the smell and the incessant whining, I don’t know how anyone can stand to be around him for any period of time.

That's some of the logistics I just can't figure out.  Like, when Laura Loomer blows him, does she just pull down the front of his shit-filled diaper?  How does that work?

21 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I was in the corner of the endzone about 15 rows up. He was running right at me on that play. Billy Pittman baby!

I was dead-center of that end-zone with my buddy.  And as soon as we saw the DB miss Billy as he left the LOS, we had time to look at each other and say "holy shit!", then watch the play unfold to perfection.  God it was beautiful.

Also, we had to take a nap on a picnic table at the fair after the game in order to recover enough to drive back to Austin.

32 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

That's some of the logistics I just can't figure out.  Like, when Laura Loomer blows him, does she just pull down the front of his shit-filled diaper?  How does that work?

 

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48 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Totally jives. 

Channeling @Beau Vine or @Bozo_Casanova (can't recall who this pisses off more):

Totally jibes, JIBES, JIBES!!!

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

"You did great. Now get your ass out there to the Spin Room!" 

Totally jives. 

Am I the only one that doesn’t know what the spin room is?

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Am I the only one that doesn’t know what the spin room is?

The post debate floor where the surrogates go out, spin their candidates’ performance and do interviews. So you send out Rubio and Shapiro and Whitmer and Haley. Not the candidate themselves - that’s loser behavior 

47 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Mine too, Kamala.  Mine too.  Something so satisfying about that word.

James Lipton asked that question on inside the actors studio, and i can still remember holly hunter in her accent responding with “cocksucker.”   So anyway, if your cousin knows holly, have her DM me please. 
 

ya know what, what the hell, they can both DM me.  

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2 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

He developed bone spurs right before our eyes.  Wouldn't look at her and went straight to the spin room afterwards, to sane wash his performance and claim victory, despite the hour long spectacle we were all treated to.  

If that was an attempt a sane washing it failed spectacularly.

Trump wandered around like a lost old man in his robe saying "I won, 78, 92, 66, 55... Trix are for kids, I'm cucko for cocoa puffs."

I guess it was sane washing by the media because they didn't report that he was walking around out of his fucking mind babbling nonsense like a geriatric patient with dementia.

1 hour ago, tbone_ said:

He really is the biggest whining fucking pussy I’ve ever heard of.

His supporters think that is strong leadership by a successful businessman!

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

...when Laura Loomer blows him, does she just pull down the front of his shit-filled diaper?  How does that work?

 

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10 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:

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Dangerous gambit, as liquid will find the lowest level. 

30 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Am I the only one that doesn’t know what the spin room is?

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Duh.

55 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Channeling @Beau Vine or @Bozo_Casanova (can't recall who this pisses off more):

Totally jibes, JIBES, JIBES!!!

You don’t think they’ll like the cut of my gib?

34 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Am I the only one that doesn’t know what the spin room is?

I’d never heard of it either. 

10 hours ago, Pancho said:

Do they know how sororities work?

 

Rigged!!

Overturn the debate!!

Invade Philadelphia!!

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If belonging to the same sorority makes her in the bag for Kamala, what does it mean that Project 2025 was written by a bunch of Trump staffers?

3 hours ago, Derka said:

most beautiful deep ball ever. fun fact:

during his third season as a starter VY led the nfl in both deep ball % (ie the % of a qb’s passes that go 20+ yards in the air) AND deep ball completion %. that’s right, nobody threw a higher percentage of deep balls, and nobody completed a higher percentage of deep balls than VY. in the nfl. under jeff fisher. with kenny britt and no scaife as his top two pass catchers. never let anyone tell you than VY couldn’t throw.

eta: i remember @Huckleberry posting these stats and more on TOS. great stuff.

Fuck Jeff Fisher


and Desean Jackson. VY threw him a ball easily as beautiful as that one that would have put the eagles right back in a game vs the patriots.  He was wide open and he let it go right through his hands

 

 

 

3 hours ago, The Dog said:

He might actually believe he won - his team told him to his face he did "great" right afterwards according to the New Republic.

Then they told the press otherwise in private. 

So they tell Trump "you don't need to do another debate! you won!"

They tell themselves "no way in hell do we let that idiot do another debate!"

 

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Bingo.

Nope. Not buying it. That mother fucker made a bee-line straight to the spin room. As a debate participant!! He knew he was horrible. That's why he went there trying to tell anyone who would listen how well he did in the debate.

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Damn, that left a mark.

 

 

 

 

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"After Donald Trump beat Joe Biden in the first debate, what's the first thing he did?"

(Tim Murtaugh) "You tell me."

"He requested another debate with Joe Biden. So if you're claiming that the winner all of a sudden doesn't want another debate, you might want to look at your own candidate."

"No no no that's different."

 

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I have never watched news nation. Basically faux news lite?

8 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Damn, that left a mark.

 

 

 

 

 

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22 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

 

Nope. Not buying it. That mother fucker made a bee-line straight to the spin room. As a debate participant!! He knew he was horrible. That's why he went there trying to tell anyone who would listen how well he did in the debate.

I agree.  He absolutely knows she whipped his ass.  Of course, he will never acknowledge it but he knows. 

10 hours ago, mdmost said:

So I see the Right is in the anger stage of grief. Or is this bargaining? Trump would've won if Kamala sorority sister wasn't a moderator?

They're basically aggy.  "Never been licked," despite their standing their looking like a worn out Tootsie Pop.

9 hours ago, Derka said:

ok there’s an order of operations when it comes to adjectives and my last sentence is bothering me. 

he’s a fucking fat, old, orange, illiterate goon. 

there. much better.

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I'm legitimately happy to know this.

 

/English major nerd (hopefully, I got the order correct).

 

Also,

 

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