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4 hours ago, Underdog said:

Waterworld is a guilty pleasure or mine when it comes to Costner movies. 

Shit, The Postman is an odd guilty pleasure for me.   No idea why 

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    Since you brought up the Wire, my vote for shittiest casting goes to this ol' college cut havin' ass bitch. Every scene with her and Daniels I'd swear he was talking to his mom.

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    Tom Cruise as Jack Racher. Just...no. 

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1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

Tom Cruise as a D1 linebacker in All the Right Moves.

Pretty sure he's a D-Back and he ends up at a DII school.....

 

5 hours ago, tantric superman said:

It would have been weird at worst, Glen.

Thanks for the correction, but who is Glen, was he a factor in the film either being pursued, or in fact shelved..?

Marky Mark in anything other than Fear.


He’s fine in The Nice Guys, the Departed, and a few other things.


He’s fine in The Nice Guys, the Departed, and a few other things.


Maybe you’re one of the Other Guys?


He’s fine in The Nice Guys, the Departed, and a few other things.


Three Kings is awesome. Marky has his place. He’s a good supporting actor but shouldn’t be asked to carry a film.

How about Samuel L Jackson in whatever shitty Star Wars movie he was in. Gotdamn he didnt fit in that movie

7 hours ago, kopp0e said:

Thanks for the correction, but who is Glen, was he a factor in the film either being pursued, or in fact shelved..?

Glen is H.I.'s boss in Raising Arizona.

Did you know that the guy who played Unpainted Arizona/Huffines ("I don't know, Yodas and shit!") was slated to play the Albert Finney character in Miller's Crossing?

1 hour ago, immortal13 said:

How about Samuel L Jackson in whatever shitty Star Wars movie he was in. Gotdamn he didnt fit in that movie

He may have been one of the only decent characters in those movies

11 hours ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

Marky Mark in anything other than Fear.

He's awesome, but I can see he doesn't give you good vibrations.

C'mon.

10 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

Glen is H.I.'s boss in Raising Arizona.

Did you know that the guy who played Unpainted Arizona/Huffines ("I don't know, Yodas and shit!") was slated to play the Albert Finney character in Miller's Crossing?

No, but I appreciate your knowledge that you are parlaying in my favor, as it will be useful in movie trivia at work..! 😊

1 hour ago, immortal13 said:

How about Samuel L Jackson in whatever shitty Star Wars movie he was in. Gotdamn he didnt fit in that movie

Did you know that Tupac Shakur was slated to play the role Sam Jackson had, before his death in Las Vegas..?

#TrueBroStory...

Marky Mark was also good as Dirk Diggler.

2 hours ago, tantric superman said:

Glen is H.I.'s boss in Raising Arizona.

Did you know that the guy who played Unpainted Arizona/Huffines ("I don't know, Yodas and shit!") was slated to play the Albert Finney character in Miller's Crossing?

That guy (unpainted Arizona) is a great character actor.  Got the Federal-B-I on it.....

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1 hour ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

That guy (unpainted Arizona) is a great character actor.  Got the Federal-B-I on it.....

I can’t hear FBI without thinking “fed’ral B.I.” in my head. 

She's holding a few of the top spots.

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4 hours ago, kopp0e said:

Did you know that Tupac Shakur was slated to play the role Sam Jackson had, before his death in Las Vegas..?

#TrueBroStory...

Mind-bottling!

 

Did you know that SLJ demanded a purple lightsaber. 

#csb#bleks❤purple

21 hours ago, South Austin said:

I am, too. He’s been in a lot of pure crap, but also has starred in two of the best sports movies ever (Bull Durham and Field of Dreams), the greatest Texas movie of all time (Fandango), an underrated D.C. thriller (No Way Out), and a fantastic but admittedly self-indulgent Western epic (Dances With Wolves). Shit, I even loved that sappy as fuck For The Love Of The Game.

I’ll always give him a pass for Robin Hood.

I'd say For the Love of the Game is also a great sports movie.

31 minutes ago, Deej said:

She's holding a few of the top spots.

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Would, but wouldn't admit to it.

23 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

Would, but wouldn't admit to it.

would you today?

That nerdy kid who played Flash Thompson. And the chick who played MJ.

10 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

 


He’s fine in The Nice Guys, the Departed, and a few other things.

 

He’s made for his role in The Departed. Having him as Texans in Lone Survivor and Shooter is ridiculous. 

23 hours ago, Bojack said:

I'm not defending him or his acting in those movies but no-one could have made that character work.  The writing was horrible.  

It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

Marky Mark in anything other than Fear.

You I think every Wahlberg role except one are all tied for the #1 worst casting decision of all time?
2 hours ago, BadgerHorn said:

Rawls as the Borgia Pope

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holy shit. that is too weird.

Barbra Streisand in The Way We Were.  No way the apolitical Robert Redford character falls for an unattractive communist in post-WWII America.  She can sing though.

25 minutes ago, HouTex said:

Barbra Streisand in The Way We Were.  No way the apolitical Robert Redford  Paul Newman character falls for an unattractive communist in post-WWII America.  She can sing though.

FIFY.

Some of you aren't kidding about not liking Marky Mark. 

My wife and kids will call me to come in and see any scene if he shows up.

"Dad, the fight scene in Ted is about to start!"

 

 

 

3 hours ago, BadgerHorn said:

Rawls as the Borgia Pope

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Since you brought up the Wire, my vote for shittiest casting goes to this ol' college cut havin' ass bitch. Every scene with her and Daniels I'd swear he was talking to his mom.

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Given the dialogue, who could have saved it?

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as a scientist in World is not enough

Bruce Dern as Tom Buchanan.  Dern is tall and lanky.  Buchanan is described as a hulking brute of a man which is not tall and lanky.

Joaquin Phoenix as Commodus. 

I could watch Gladiator forever but fast forward every scene Joaquin is in and not care

 

or maybe he played the villain so well I hated him.  I’m not sure. 

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Or maybe...

11 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Joaquin Phoenix in anything would be a correct answer.

is this the perfect casting thread?

Joaquin Phoenix as Commodus. 
I could watch Gladiator forever but fast forward every scene Joaquin is in and not care
 
or maybe he played the villain so well I hated him.  I’m not sure. 


Maybe the greatest villain in cinema history, earning him an oscar nom. Weak, childish-dude kills his father and wants to sleep with his sister. Threatens her son, a possible heir to the throne. He stabs people in the back and has hissy fits. Disables Maximus in their duel by stabbing him in the liver.

This is a perfect villain with almost no redeemable qualities, even according to his father. Joaquin plays this evil bitch perfectly.
Rawls as the Borgia Pope
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This is spot on, he was terrible and pissed me off because I love that genre and want d it to be good. Surrounded by pretty good British actors and this American stiff in the main role...

how has this not been posted yet?

 

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On 8/5/2018 at 6:30 PM, Chet Steadman said:

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She made up for it as writer and director of Lost in Translation.

16 minutes ago, Rusty Shackelford said:

Paul Giamatti in Saving Private Ryan

See I thought he was great. It showed they were all just a bunch of regular guys thrown into war, doing impossible things.  He's the last guy you'd think of as the war type.  But everyone sees actors thru their own lens'

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