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I have to admit I haven't watched much but do we really need slappers anymore?  we have 2 back to back in the lineup, seems like a waste.  the game seems to have evolved enough that you really should avoid them.

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7-7, top 6

Jesus, that angle of the drop was even worse. She owes TK dinner. 

Goode needs to pick up a tab or two herself.
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Katie C!!!

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She’s telling Mike to play her everyday 

Is it gonna be like this tomorrow....best hitting team wins, or will our pitcher find her groove?

Katie hit her picture that was on the scoreboard when she hit that HR!

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Just now, Cairn Horn88 said:

Is it gonna be like this tomorrow....best hitting team wins, or will our pitcher find her groove?

Monday 

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11-7 

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13-7!

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Texas dragging their labias all over the premier softball team in the SEC.

Love a doubleheader sweep of #3 and a series win.   Now lets sweep the whole series

Just now, FloridaHorn said:

Texas dragging their labias all over the premier softball team in the SEC.

I wasn't expecting this big of a beatdown in these first two games.

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Texas wins the series 13-7

Going for the sweep Monday 

10 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Texas dragging their labias all over the premier softball team in the SEC.

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If you lack pitching, we're a pretty tough out. Finish the job Monday and bring it on home. 

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50 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Texas dragging their labias all over the premier softball team in the SEC.

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59 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Texas dragging their labias all over the premier softball team in the SEC.

Hahahahhaha love it!

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I think it’s just labia

Not when there is more than one girl dragging em’.

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14 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Not when there is more than one girl bragging em’.

Well you are more into the softball world than I am so I’ll take your word for it

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That was 2 wins over the #1 RPI team

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Ohio State split with Nebraska today, 5-9 and 13-12, series finale tomorrow 

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2 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I wasn't expecting this big of a beatdown in these first two games.

Florida pitching behind Rothrock is not good. Texas has the deeper staff. 

19 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Florida pitching behind Rothrock is not good. Texas has the deeper staff. 

You’re one of them deeper staff queens ain’t ya.

 

(me too, the deeper the better)

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3 hours ago, FloridaHorn said:

Texas dragging their labias all over the premier softball team in the SEC.

Eventually, some of you dumb fucks will realize you ARE the SEC now.   lol

We haven’t been the premier softball team in the SEC for a while.  Not saying we’ve sucked, but we are nowhere near as good as we were back on the back-to-back national championships.

Congrats on the wins.   You and the dirt burglars look to be the teams to beat this year.  Pitchers like Stacey Nelson for UF do not sign every year.  You have to treasure athletes like Stacey - or Cat for the Horns - when you have the privilege to watch them. 

But join me in saying fuck Oklahoma.  We gators do not like those people. I’m sure that our hatred for them is a small percentage compared to yours .  We have had a healthy dislike for them long before y’all joined. In Softball anyway. 

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22 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

We haven’t been the premier softball team in the SEC for a while.  Not saying we’ve sucked, but we are nowhere near as good as we were back on the back-to-back national championships.

It’s either you or Bama. But not anymore, brother 

50 minutes ago, Js1 said:

It’s either you or Bama. But not anymore, brother 

Yup. but things go up and things go down. The thing about really great teams joining us is that we sometimes respond by getting better.   And like basketball shows this year, with enough NIL money the whole damn conference can become like this year‘s basketball situation in softball.

There are lots of really good hitters in the country, but only a couple dozen genuine shut you down pitchers at most.  If you can get two of them, you’re set up for a pretty deep run.

 

 

1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

Eventually, some of you dumb fucks will realize you ARE the SEC now.   lol

Obviously you are correct. But you have been around here long enough to understand that, very much unlike aggy, we do not get our identity from the company we keep. 

And aggy keeps trying to claim that we followed them to the SEC, as though we are here because they are. Nothing could be further from the truth.

More than a few of us are still, to some extent, surprised at how this all came about and will take some time to adjust.

Not to mention that just about the entire SEC world holds some level of resentment towards us for being here. Not exactly a "make yourself an home" kind of scenario, huh?

But, we are used to being hated and the SEC is only an address (though, an upgraded neighborhood, sure).

Without a welcoming committee to greet us, we're still trying to figure out who we like. We know a lot of folks we don't. I'm generally inclined to like and respect Florida as a peer, so don't go fucking that up, huh ace?

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16 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Obviously you are correct. But you have been around here long enough to understand that, very much unlike aggy, we do not get our identity from the company we keep. 

And aggy keeps trying to claim that we followed them to the SEC, as though we are here because they are. Nothing could be further from the truth.

More than a few of us are still, to some extent, surprised at how this all came about and will take some time to adjust.

Not to mention that just about the entire SEC world holds some level of resentment towards us for being here. Not exactly a "make yourself an home" kind of scenario, huh?

But, we are used to being hated and the SEC is only an address (though, an upgraded neighborhood, sure).

Without a welcoming committee to greet us, we're still trying to figure out who we like. We know a lot of folks we don't. I'm generally inclined to like and respect Florida as a peer, so don't go fucking that up, huh ace?

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    Well said well said. Just to add on. The sec media really doesn’t like us and shits on us when it can. So that makes it even more difficult to give a shit about any of these other fan bases in the sec or sec pride as they say. 

      I’ll go with a certain Dallas qb that was asked if he was nervous to play a game at a certain stadium in the nfl. His reply was I played at Death Valley at night in the sec, I’ll be ok to play anywhere. That’s how I feel when I listen to these sec twats talk about sec superiority over Texas. Texas has been Texas forever and been hated forever and has been the Super Bowl for a lot of teams. WELL BE OK ANYWHERE. and we’ll win more than we lose so it don’t make a shit where we do it just happens to be in the sec. 

6 hours ago, dcar00 said:

I have to admit I haven't watched much but do we really need slappers anymore?  we have 2 back to back in the lineup, seems like a waste.  the game seems to have evolved enough that you really should avoid them.

I really hope that the game still needs slappers. 

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