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The situation in Springfield, Ohio- Haitians, Cats, and High Minded Rhetoric

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The cost of fascism 

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12 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

The cost of fascism 

Trump and the couch fucker conjure up a fake crisis to rile up the base and end up creating a real crisis as the byproduct.

With the cops needing to respond to all these threats who is guarding the animal shelter, park lakes and fluffy out on the street corner? See, the plot has to be the Haitians.

44 minutes ago, yoladu said:

i bet you can find quotes of both Trump and Vance saying they have no problem with legal immigration when done properly (which seems to be the canned response from the right when they are accused of a racist bent to their immigration stance.) 

By all accounts this immigrant community did everything right (but you know.. don't let facts get in the way of a cynical political wedge)

 

 

 

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Correct.  Because the old right wing "oh, we just want immigrants to follow the rules, we only have a problem with illegal immigrants" IS A GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING LIE AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN.  THESE FUCKHOLES ARE FULL-ON RACIST XENOPHOBIC NATIVIST EVIL ASSHOLES.  THAT'S IT.  STOP TRYING TO GIVE IT NUANCE, OR A CREDIBLE ANGLE.  THERE IS NO CREDIBLE ANGLE.

They are attaching people who are LEGALLY within this country.  Because those people are....you know.....ummm...."different."

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13 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Correct.  Because the old right wing "oh, we just want immigrants to follow the rules, we only have a problem with illegal immigrants" IS A GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING LIE AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN.  THESE FUCKHOLES ARE FULL-ON RACIST XENOPHOBIC NATIVIST EVIL ASSHOLES.  THAT'S IT.  STOP TRYING TO GIVE IT NUANCE, OR A CREDIBLE ANGLE.  THERE IS NO CREDIBLE ANGLE.

They are attaching people who are LEGALLY within this country.  Because those people are....you know.....ummm...."different."

part of the issue is how they are legally classified. Entering legally (with a visa) is usually not the case for Haitians. They cross the border illegally and then are given temporary status allowing them to remain, work, etc. Previous options without temp status was lock them up in Guantanamo.

I am not defending the right wing assholes, but the Dems should point out this system has been in place for a long ass time and that is how it works.

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42 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

It's amazing that our professional sports franchises have more moral clarity than our mainstream media.

Just now, wildcat09 said:

It's amazing that our professional sports franchises have more moral clarity than our mainstream media.

Especially Miami.

7 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

It's amazing that our professional sports franchises have more moral clarity than our mainstream media.

Don't forget how many of them opened their arenas to voting

There was a Dotardarian at our tailgate last weekend. Politics came up briefly, in the form of “Can you believe that crazy eating pets bullshit they’re pushing?”. The Dotardarian chimed in with “Actually I heard that’s true.”

Turns out that him hearing that it’s true came from some random people on the internet saying that it’s true. These people lose their fucking minds when it comes to politics. Otherwise bright people (sometimes) just can’t process this shit rationally.

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

There was a Dotardarian at our tailgate last weekend. Politics came up briefly, in the form of “Can you believe that crazy eating pets bullshit they’re pushing?”. The Dotardarian chimed in with “Actually I heard that’s true.”

Turns out that him hearing that it’s true came from some random people on the internet saying that it’s true. These people lose their fucking minds when it comes to politics. Otherwise bright people (sometimes) just can’t process this shit rationally.

 

My MIL is full-blown MAGA.   This pisses my wife off to no end, but at least both make an effort to be cordial and not talk about political shit in the presence of each other, our kids, etc.

Some time ago, they veered pretty close, however.   Some kind of hard core shit you only see on Facebook that my MIL was proclaiming to be true, but it wasn't in the news "anywhere".  My wife let her rant on, then asked her how was it true?  "Because it was on the internet"!  she proclaimed.

So, my wife reminded her of what her mother used to say to her when they first had internet access in their house in the mid-90's:  "You can't believe everything on the internet, so you need to be careful".

Mother in law thought for a few moments, and came back with "But this is different".

 

 

 

 

 

13 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

My MIL is full-blown MAGA.   This pisses my wife off to no end, but at least both make an effort to be cordial and not talk about political shit in the presence of each other, our kids, etc.

Some time ago, they veered pretty close, however.   Some kind of hard core shit you only see on Facebook that my MIL was proclaiming to be true, but it wasn't in the news "anywhere".  My wife let her rant on, then asked her how was it true?  "Because it was on the internet"!  she proclaimed.

So, my wife reminded her of what her mother used to say to her when they first had internet access in their house in the mid-90's:  "You can't believe everything on the internet, so you need to be careful".

Mother in law thought for a few moments, and came back with "But this is different".

 

 

 

 

 

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23 minutes ago, Red Five said:

There was a Dotardarian at our tailgate last weekend. Politics came up briefly, in the form of “Can you believe that crazy eating pets bullshit they’re pushing?”. The Dotardarian chimed in with “Actually I heard that’s true.”

Turns out that him hearing that it’s true came from some random people on the internet saying that it’s true. These people lose their fucking minds when it comes to politics. Otherwise bright people (sometimes) just can’t process this shit rationally.

If your friends fall for this shit, they aren’t smart people. I’m tired of hearing “but they’re very smart otherwise”

Ben Carson is a neurosurgeon with degrees from Yale and Michigan and works at Johns Hopkins and thinks pyramids are grain silos.

They may be very book smart in their field, but they’re idiots otherwise 

14 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Ben Carson is a neurosurgeon with degrees from Yale and Michigan and works at Johns Hopkins and thinks pyramids are grain silos.

Anyone who has ever spent a meaningful amount of time with doctors in a social setting figures out pretty quickly that their critical thinking skills are probably worse than that of the average 4 year degree holder.

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Megyn Kelly didn't think blackface was a big deal. 

39 minutes ago, Red Five said:

There was a Dotardarian at our tailgate last weekend. Politics came up briefly, in the form of “Can you believe that crazy eating pets bullshit they’re pushing?”. The Dotardarian chimed in with “Actually I heard that’s true.”

Turns out that him hearing that it’s true came from some random people on the internet saying that it’s true. These people lose their fucking minds when it comes to politics. Otherwise bright people (sometimes) just can’t process this shit rationally.

They desperately want it to be true because it helps justify their worst impulses. They know it's not right to discriminate against people due to ethnicity or gender or sexual preference UNLESS they can somehow demonize the other side. The other factor is that Fox News (and other "media" outlets) play fast and loose with the "facts" in their 30-year culture war.

17 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

 

Getting SO CLOSE to saying it about Kamala.

"Kamala and her fellow n-words...."  will be the October surprise.

16 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

 

Lol. The comment section is hilarious. MAGA doing all kinds of mental gymnastics to say he didn't say the n word. He clearly said it. Accept it and move on. We knew he is the kind of guy who would say it anyway. And she is the kind of person who is used to hearing  it.

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

My MIL is full-blown MAGA.   This pisses my wife off to no end, but at least both make an effort to be cordial and not talk about political shit in the presence of each other, our kids, etc.

Some time ago, they veered pretty close, however.   Some kind of hard core shit you only see on Facebook that my MIL was proclaiming to be true, but it wasn't in the news "anywhere".  My wife let her rant on, then asked her how was it true?  "Because it was on the internet"!  she proclaimed.

So, my wife reminded her of what her mother used to say to her when they first had internet access in their house in the mid-90's:  "You can't believe everything on the internet, so you need to be careful".

Mother in law thought for a few moments, and came back with "But this is different".

 

 

 

 

 

This is where you and mom turn to the kids and say "I want you guys to remember how crazy grandma sounds right now. This is what happens when you go down weird internet rabbit holes."

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

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Point of clarification that my "Laugh" rep response was for the GIF, not the racist National Review dickhead using the N-word.

Just now, gmr548 said:

This is where you and mom turn to the kids and say "I want you guys to remember how crazy grandma sounds right now. This is what happens when you go down weird internet rabbit holes."

I like to hit my mom with "And this is why it's my job as uncle to make sure my nephews and your grandsons don't ever end up like you" 

On 9/15/2024 at 7:50 AM, 956 Worldwide said:

“Hey look, if I have to make up lies to get people to hate immigrants and promote race violence then I will.”
 

How the fuck does anyone vote for this? 

This country is so fucked even if Harris wins.

With this rhetoric, the Republican party is picking from the most predictable xenophobic playbook and invoking time-worn fear mongering: That immigrants “eat pets” is meant to signify their backwardness, danger, and inferiority; in turn, it then justifies the Republican party’s efforts to curtail immigration. For those perpetuating this false narrative, the truth has taken a back seat to the intended message: that immigrants are not “like us” and therefore pose a threat to hard-won American lives. The dichotomy being created is of white “Americans” with household pets like Fluffy and Fido as members of the family, and immigrants as trouncing on that which is held dear.

 

https://www.eater.com/24242186/immigrants-eat-cats-and-dogs-racist-trope-explained-trump-harris-debate

 

2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

My MIL is full-blown MAGA.   This pisses my wife off to no end, but at least both make an effort to be cordial and not talk about political shit in the presence of each other, our kids, etc.

Some time ago, they veered pretty close, however.   Some kind of hard core shit you only see on Facebook that my MIL was proclaiming to be true, but it wasn't in the news "anywhere".  My wife let her rant on, then asked her how was it true?  "Because it was on the internet"!  she proclaimed.

So, my wife reminded her of what her mother used to say to her when they first had internet access in their house in the mid-90's:  "You can't believe everything on the internet, so you need to be careful".

Mother in law thought for a few moments, and came back with "But this is different".

 

 

 

 

 

This sounds eerily close to my MIL -  she is, to this day, convinced Obama is/was some sort of Manchurian candidate type figure out to destroy the US from within, and the only reason more people aren't aware of his "true origins" is because BIG TECH is silencing and suppressing anyone that speaks out or has evidence. When I ask her how she knows about it then, without any hint of irony or self-awareness, she says "It's right there on YouTube!"

2 hours ago, chainsaw said:

Anyone who has ever spent a meaningful amount of time with doctors in a social setting figures out pretty quickly that their critical thinking skills are probably worse than that of the average 4 year degree holder.

Now do IT and engineers.

Some professions see black and white. They are taught there is no medium ground at all. A good example is looking at terrorists. They tend to be engineers and doctors. It is the poets and lawyers who may create the vision, but rarely do they implement.

18 minutes ago, ultimaton said:

This sounds eerily close to my MIL -  she is, to this day, convinced Obama is/was some sort of Manchurian candidate type figure out to destroy the US from within, and the only reason more people aren't aware of his "true origins" is because BIG TECH is silencing and suppressing anyone that speaks out or has evidence. When I ask her how she knows about it then, without any hint of irony or self-awareness, she says "It's right there on YouTube!"

I don't think a lot of the brains on this planet were prepared for the internet. The things they see and hear that they believe.... back in oh say 1981, you would have only heard that shit from someone standing on a street corner screaming. Or on one of those community access shows at midnight. And they would have called those people loons. Now, they turn on their youtube machine and there it is, so by golly it must be true. 

2 hours ago, texasdago said:

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43 minutes ago, texas08 said:

With this rhetoric, the Republican party is picking from the most predictable xenophobic playbook and invoking time-worn fear mongering: That immigrants “eat pets” is meant to signify their backwardness, danger, and inferiority; in turn, it then justifies the Republican party’s efforts to curtail immigration. For those perpetuating this false narrative, the truth has taken a back seat to the intended message: that immigrants are not “like us” and therefore pose a threat to hard-won American lives. The dichotomy being created is of white “Americans” with household pets like Fluffy and Fido as members of the family, and immigrants as trouncing on that which is held dear.

 

https://www.eater.com/24242186/immigrants-eat-cats-and-dogs-racist-trope-explained-trump-harris-debate

 

Well, Eater.com enters the political fray; smack dab between "How the Humble Michelada Became a Booming Side Hustle" and "Three New Cookbooks for People Who Want to Eat More Beans"

 

 

 

 

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2 hours ago, Zonahorn said:

 

Another high pitched conservative commentator. Swear none of the guys' balls have dropped.

5 hours ago, royiv said:

Trump and the couch fucker conjure up a fake crisis to rile up the base and end up creating a real crisis as the byproduct.

5 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

With the cops needing to respond to all these threats who is guarding the animal shelter, park lakes and fluffy out on the street corner? See, the plot has to be the Haitians.

If George Soros spent money to get Laura Loomer into Trump's inner circle, and to have somebody (internet bots) convincing Trump and Couchfucker to keep up the Haitian immigrant bullshit, it's money well-spent because while it may not flip Ohio, it is A) putting the GQP's worst traits in regard to minorities, in the spotlight and B) sucking up airtime that would be spent going after Harris.

Sorry if already posted, but Springfield predicted the crises in Springfield.

And

 

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35 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Sorry if already posted, but Springfield predicted the crises in Springfield.

And

 

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Holy shit that was a hard R

22 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

That was from July.  Looks like they are all the way there now.

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6 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

My MIL is full-blown MAGA.   This pisses my wife off to no end, but at least both make an effort to be cordial and not talk about political shit in the presence of each other, our kids, etc.

Some time ago, they veered pretty close, however.   Some kind of hard core shit you only see on Facebook that my MIL was proclaiming to be true, but it wasn't in the news "anywhere".  My wife let her rant on, then asked her how was it true?  "Because it was on the internet"!  she proclaimed.

So, my wife reminded her of what her mother used to say to her when they first had internet access in their house in the mid-90's:  "You can't believe everything on the internet, so you need to be careful".

Mother in law thought for a few moments, and came back with "But this is different".

 

 

 

 

 

My MIL is full blown maga and full blown (fake) evangelical. She is the most hate filled person i have ever dealt with. If they aren't white Christians she has something to say about them.  She isn't allowed around my children if I am not there anymore. She told them my mother was going to hell because she was living with a man out of wedlock. Nevermind they were 70+ years old and neither saw the need to marry again and had been together for 10+ years.

She told my kids both their mother and I were going to hell because we lived together for years before marrying. 

The dressing down I gave her was absolutely the greatest point in my life. She is so mentally stunted, she was back calling, asking when she could see her grandchildren a few months later. Years later and she acts like it never happened and constantly asks why the kids don't ever want to stay with them. 

Broken people.

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Weird.

5 hours ago, elfenix said:

Lesbian sex is weird

Yet I Always want to hear more about it!

13 hours ago, yoladu said:

Well, Eater.com enters the political fray; smack dab between "How the Humble Michelada Became a Booming Side Hustle" and "Three New Cookbooks for People Who Want to Eat More Beans"

 

 

 

 

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Mcheladas slam. I make a couple fairly often, because one beer makes two micheladas. And they were part of the learning curve for sangritas, ie how to make tomato juice delicious.

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2 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Mcheladas slam. I make a couple fairly often, because one beer makes two micheladas. And they were part of the learning curve for sangritas, ie how to make tomato juice delicious.

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