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Based on the last week, Jigsaw has earned her own thread

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The horsey sauce might actually be from a horse. 

1 hour ago, Tuco said:

The horsey sauce might actually be from a horse. 

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8 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Trump may be able to get Loomer to stay back by promising her that she will be in the WH perhaps even in the residence in a few short months but that he needs her to step back for a minute.

Cut all you want, the damage has been done.

Just keep "He invited a 9/11 truther who believed it was an inside government job to the 9/11 anniversary ceremonly" on loop. 

Hopefully she smears shit all over the place on her way out of the campaign. 

1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Trump may be able to get Loomer to stay back by promising her that she will be in the WH perhaps even in the residence in a few short months but that he needs her to step back for a minute.

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11 minutes ago, The Royal We said:

Hopefully she smears shit all over the place on her way out of the campaign. 

That's Trump's kink.

5 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

God damn - I'm old enough to remember Laura Loomer as that crazy who was on twitter begging for money because her tire had dry rot (not a euphemism).  Now she's blowing the president.

What a world.

 

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The problem with batshit crazy is that they never go quietly into the night. I can't wait for the threats and tell all snippets.

4 hours ago, Tuco said:

The horsey sauce might actually be from a horse. 

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It's going well. 

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Loomer makes Fitlump look like Thomas Jefferson.

6 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Loomer makes Fitlump look like Thomas Jefferson.

Or Not-So-Dusky-Sally…

21 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Loomer makes Fitlump look like Thomas Jefferson.

That's a beauty contest Jefferson wins every time

On 9/14/2024 at 7:56 AM, SmokeyTheBear said:

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What in the absolute fuck is wrong with his ass?? Is that a for real diaper?

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Part 3 of Milo's Loomering of Laura Loomer is pushed a day

 

Part 3 of Milo's Loomering of Laura Loomer is pushed a day
 

Milo definitely has some backing for this shit. I mean, color me impressed: Loomer calls Ladybug gay and says MTG has beefy curtains, and in return gets a well sourced encyclopedia entry detailing just how insane she is.

Damn, he’s getting affidavits!

22 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Is that a for real diaper?

Two of them.

9 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

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25 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

She has a history of handling rejection gracefully and with class, so I don't think anything will come of this.

10 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

She has a history of handling rejection gracefully and with class, so I don't think anything will come of this.

She’s a grifter first and foremost, so I’m sure she will keep quiet as long as she gets a piece of the Trump coin, card, crypto, and media company money. 

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

She’s a grifter first and foremost, so I’m sure she will keep quiet as long as she gets a piece of the Trump coin, card, crypto, and media company money. 

Well they're all grifters but there's something even more unhinged about her that places her truly in a class all her own.

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Laura Loomer scans the political horizon.  She looks right.  Then farther right.  Then her nutjob binoculars catch sight of the scarred, bump-laden penis of Mark Robinson.  Books flight to Raleigh.

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Loomer spotted outside MAL... 

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2 hours ago, SizzleChest said:

Laura Loomer scans the political horizon.  She looks right.  Then farther right.  Then her nutjob binoculars catch sight of the scarred, bump-laden penis of Mark Robinson.  Books flight to Raleigh.

Dating a black guy to get back at Trump?  That could work. 

15 minutes ago, Tuco said:

Dating a black guy to get back at Trump?  That could work. 

Not to get back at Trump but because she knows he eats ass

4 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Not to get back at Trump but because she knows he eats ass

Plus she gets to say all those nifty racial slurs in the bedroom.

53 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Plus she gets to say all those nifty racial slurs in the bedroom.

He'd probably enjoy it.

56 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Plus she gets to say all those nifty racial slurs in the bedroom.

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On 9/18/2024 at 2:44 PM, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Trump may be able to get Loomer to stay back by promising her that she will be in the WH perhaps even in the residence in a few short months but that he needs her to step back for a minute.

Stand back and stand by. 

1 hour ago, Schulz2.0 said:

He'd probably enjoy it.

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4 hours ago, Tuco said:

Dating a black guy to get back at Trump?  That could work. 

Kanye

9 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Obama

Michelle or Barack?

I find these photographs easy to resist.

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38 minutes ago, The Dog said:

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I guess Milo is still working on his "affidavits" as Part 3 of the Loomer Saga still hasn't come out.

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

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Now I see why the Donald likes her. Two pees in a pod. If you just changed the name to Trump and all caps no one would know the difference.

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

 

Loomer better be careful with open fire.  She's got enough plastic in her face to be a combustion risk.

 

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42 minutes ago, South Austin said:

We should invite her to the next Surly tailgate.

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1 hour ago, C-Man said:

I guess Milo is still working on his "affidavits" as Part 3 of the Loomer Saga still hasn't come out.

He got a big wire from Tenet media

1 hour ago, Thatguy said:

Now I see why the Donald likes her. Two pees in a pod.

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