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Based on the last week, Jigsaw has earned her own thread

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4 minutes ago, Mittens said:

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IIRC this is from when she got banned from Twitter.

9 minutes ago, Mittens said:

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Congratulations on accomplishing the goal you set out to attain.

Laura, I hear you.  Sounds like you're in a tough spot.  So.....you wonder what are you gonna do.

Have you, umm, maybe looked into NOT being a psychotic bitch?  Just as a starting point, you know, to get things rolling in the right direction?  No, you haven't?  Hmmmm.  I think I'm figuring out the problem here.

4 hours ago, The Dog said:

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Lol, if this was game of thrones, Laura Loomer would be the proselytizing red witch that squeezed a shadow demon out of her vagina.

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

We should invite her to the next Surly tailgate.

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She seems totally normal. A well adjusted young lady. I don't see what the fuss is about.

33 minutes ago, The Dog said:

IIRC this is from when she got banned from Twitter.

Yeah that’s from years ago when she had boobs and less work done. 

48 minutes ago, Mittens said:

w=492

OK, she's nuttier than a fruitcake, but does that vid not seem a little doctored?

It’s not doctored but it is from at least 5 years ago when her twitter account got banned

That video reminds me of my ex-wife.  /Shivers/

11 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

OK, she's nuttier than a fruitcake, but does that vid not seem a little doctored?

It's not. It's from a 2019 interview with Alex Jones regarding her Twitter ban. 

Also it makes me sad that I know that. 

I wonder how Trump is taking her being banned. There’s got to be some secret shit going on. 

They probably made her sign some sort of NDA for a nice chunk of change to keep her mouth shut (she hasn’t blown up yet and it’s been 24 hrs).
 

Election will pass, they won’t pay her, and then she’ll run her mouth about a bunch of shit we don’t have on our bingo cards yet.

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1 hour ago, Mittens said:

 

As a Cowboys fan, that's how I end virtually every NFL Sunday

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2 minutes ago, Homesickhorn said:

Este ^^^^

That video reminds you of his ex-wife, too?

4 hours ago, Mittens said:

w=492

 

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  • 4 weeks later...

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/bill-maher-hbo-laura-loomer-donald-trump-defamation-lawsuit-1236040909/

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 The complaint has been filed in the Florida district “where Ms. Loomer ran for U.S. Congress and has strong roots and has a community reputation as a respected moral figure,” according to a statement, which also noted that she is seeking $150 million plus punitive damages.

The legal filing quotes comments that Maher made on the Sept. 13 edition of Real Time on HBO this way: “I think maybe Laura Loomer is in an arranged relationship to affect the election because she’s very close to Trump. She’s 31, looks like his type. We did an editorial here a few years ago … it was basically, who’s Trump f***ing? Because, I said, you know, it’s not nobody. He’s been a dog for too long, and it’s not Melania. I think we may have our answer this week. I think it might be Laura Loomer.”

 

Her defamation claim will end up being “It’s maliciously false to state that I fucked him. I just blew him.”

Be kinda funny if she won, and every opportunistic valet/dancer/bartender tries to romance her for the loot like something out of a 1930s detective story.

Bill Maher may not be getting the cream of the crop these days, but even HBO's 'C' Team lawyers have to be laughing about this one.

2 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

Discovery will be fun.

1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

Bill Maher may not be getting the cream of the crop these days, but even HBO's 'C' Team lawyers have to be laughing about this one.

If she were an attention whore, it would be a great way to try and get paid while also dropping hints that she banged him.

  • 2 months later...
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Loomer and Milo got into it at a recent party. BTW, I love the "title" on this -- "Tiger King and Jigsaw fussin"

 

57 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Loomer and Milo got into it at a recent party. BTW, I love the "title" on this -- "Tiger King and Jigsaw fussin"

 


Why was Lionel Ritchie there dressed as prince?

Hmm.  I had it pegged as Jameis Winston dressed as Liberace.  

4 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

Hmm.  I had it pegged as Jameis Winston dressed as Liberace.  

@NowThis

4 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

Hmm.  I had it pegged as Jameis Winston dressed as Liberace.  

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7 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

Hmm.  I had it pegged as Jameis Winston dressed as Liberace.  

Le Comte de Crabbe-Legges.

  • 2 months later...

Why the fuck is this barely sentient butt nugget allowed in the white house? Oh yeah, trump probably likes that thing she does with her tonsils. 

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/loomer-trump-waltz-nsc-staff-fired-b2726925.html

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Far-right activist Laura Loomer met with President Donald Trump and pressed him to fire several members of the National Security Council — and reports indicate he has taken her advice.

Trump fired several members of the National Security Council, including senior directors, after the meeting, Axios reports. One U.S. official told the outlet the firings are shaping up to be a “bloodbath.” The New York Times added that “at least three” senior NSC officials have been fired.

This comes after the Times first reported Loomer met with Trump, Vice President JD Vance, National Security Adviser Mike Waltz and others in the Oval Office on Wednesday, armed with extensive research she believed worked against several staffers.

While there, she pressed Trump to fire several members she claimed were disloyal to him, and even condemned two members in front of Waltz, their boss, according to the Times.

 

 

It can’t be said enough: if you take a secondment or political job on this NSC you absolutely deserve to get fired by Laura Loomer in the most embarrassing way possible.

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Hope she sends out same sentiments to Rush on his anniversary. 

I’m sure the magats will equate it to people celebrating one of the terrorists from J6 getting what she deserved. 

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So provocative
  • 2 weeks later...
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I didn't read that as "sits" the first time, but that's on me

 

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Loomer: Lots of people are telling me that Lindsey Graham is gay.

Lawyer: We actually haven’t started asking questions but ok.

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In the Loomer depo, she says MTG has “Arby’s in her pants.”


On 8/12/2025 at 7:48 PM, 956 Worldwide said:

Loomer: Lots of people are telling me that Lindsey Graham is gay.

Lawyer: We actually haven’t started asking questions but ok.

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I guess next week we'll learn that Hegseth is an alcoholic.

Link in the tweet thread. Looks like Susie Wiles is having another go at getting Loomer out of Trump’s orbit. The first was when Trump staff told Laura that because of Bill Maher’s comments, they needed her not to fly with him. Laura then sued Maher and gave these embarrassing depositions.

 

Just now, 956 Worldwide said:

Link in the tweet thread. Looks like Susie Wiles is having another go at getting Loomer out of Trump’s orbit. The first was when Trump staff told Laura that because of Bill Maher’s comments, they needed her not to fly with him. Laura then sued Maher and gave these embarrassing depositions.

 

They best shut up.  Loomer will win.  Because she offers the two things that get Trump excited: insane, irrational hate, and complete fawning devotion to Trump.

Remember, she has the president's ear, and wants to deport all 65 million hispanics in the US, legal status/citizenship be damned.  She actually said so.  And Trump is doing what she says.

She's the only one that may be as good or better at kayfabe than Trump. She's a repulsive monstrosity of hate who is at the top of her game. 

In the distopian, Black Mirror-esque media hellscape we are angling towards, she will likely be a star. 

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