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#101
5 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Never wanted a team to go 0-12 more than FSU this year

If OU were on their schedule, I'd root for 1-11. 

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#102
As far as I’m concerned FSU is cursed until that guy eats the dog shit

 

#104
14 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Entire ACC.webp

SMU looks like a fucking mess and that's going to be a tough hill for FSU to climb in Dallas in a few weeks.

#109

How many more games does DJU start or even play in before Norvell shrinks into a puddle of goo and disappears?

#115
The peanut gallery piles on:

I think the real excitement in Florida is seeing who gets let go first between Norvell and Napier.  Vegas have any odds on that yet?

#117
59 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

DJU is to CFB what Jamarcus Russell is to the NFL

he might be stupid, but he is not fat (yet)

#118

DJ Uiagalelei has started 43 NCAA games at QB

 

that might be the most mindboggling stat in all of college football

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#119
The haters said we couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters
Bruh.

 

#120
58 minutes ago, Mittens said:
The haters said we couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters
Bruh.

 

At least someone at FSU has balls.

#121
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For FSU, there's no clear path forward. DJ Uiagalelei has been awful, the ground game has mustered little, the offensive line that was supposed otherwise to be a strength got manhandled by a Group of 5 program, and the defense, which played its best game Saturday, still is full of holes. For the Seminoles, the only silver lining to take from this miserable start to the season is it may have lowered the program's media valuation enough that it can escape the ACC for a standard exit fee and some Kohl's cash.

Nine months ago, there could be a reasonable debate about the comparative résumés of Alabama and Florida State. On Saturday, during commercial breaks of the Tide's thumping of Wisconsin, it was possible to flip between ads for "9-1-1: Lone Star" featuring a massive train derailment and an FSU game featuring an even more horrifying train wreck.

To witness what has become of Florida State in the time since the committee delivered its verdict is hard to comprehend, an avalanche of ceaseless misery typically reserved for "Saw" movies or minor weather issues at LAX.

ESPN ain’t got time for love for sucky non-SEC team.

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