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Thread for games that started in the morning because G650 is a dildo

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corndog stale

bama real, un-badgered

last 2 early scorelines with comedy value:

 

10 memphis (driving)

0 noles

 

7 fluties (driving)

3 tiggers

 

just looked at the LSU score. oh wow

Just now, ztejas said:

I think you made a good hire but I think you're a QB and a system overhaul away. Jmo - worth as much as my asshole. 

I just think the shine of some of these early wins can easily fade, just like South Carolina is showing right now the early struggle against a team can be a significant outlier.  For example, USC's (the other one on the west coast) signature win against LSU might be circling the toilet at the moment, in terms of importance.  

Michigan’s QB has thrown 2 INT’s against Arkansas State in the first half. He is legitimately just terrible.

Just now, Helobious said:

Michigan’s QB has thrown 2 INT’s against Arkansas State in the first half. He is legitimately just terrible.

I mean he was a walk on wasn't he?

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Well that was a shit defensive series for South Carolina. 

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Well that was a shit defensive series for South Carolina. 

As is the case for most sec games, it's a battle of two shitty teams. 

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

I mean he was a walk on wasn't he?

Yes I think so. He has 2 TDs & 5 INTS this season. Pretty embarrassing if he’s really their best option. 

Chandler Morris (UNT now) is still not a good QB...3 picks 1st half,  TTU up  52-7... still few minutes left in 1st half.

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6 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

I mean he was a walk on wasn't he?

3 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Yes I think so. He has 2 TDs & 5 INTS this season. Pretty embarrassing if he’s really their best option. 

He is a cancer survivor.  Starting a season at Michigan was his Make-A-Wish request.

9 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

I just think the shine of some of these early wins can easily fade, just like South Carolina is showing right now the early struggle against a team can be a significant outlier.  For example, USC's (the other one on the west coast) signature win against LSU might be circling the toilet at the moment, in terms of importance.  

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You might be right. I just think you're due for some desert wandering and post-Saban is going to be weird. 

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South Carolina is about to give back their advantage. 

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Uh oh. LSU forced a fumble deep in Cock terriroty with 6min left in the half 

FSU is just a confederacy of dunces. 
 

how in the world did they go undefeated last year?

Memphis hasn’t exactly been impressive on offense and they may go up 17-0 before the half

1 minute ago, BERT said:

Uh oh. LSU forced a fumble deep in Cock terriroty with 6min left in the half 

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Big fat holding call going to bring that one back.  

wisky misses field goals, bama scores touchdowns

wisky misses field goals, bama scores touchdowns
Also, Bama is fast, Wisconsin isn't.

Mizzou playing a team with a pulse isn't going well for them. 

Give Castellanos the Heisman now. Just picked up a wild snap and threw a 67 yard TD pass.

I somehow completely missed that Missery was #6 lots of idiots buying that bag of snake oil. 

GAMECOCKS SMASH THE BAYOU PUSSIES!  75yd run for a touch, damn.

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#3 for LSU is going to hate film study when he gets to watch that wiff over and over. 

6 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Lol Wisconsin

Lol geaux tiger defense...

Cocks   24      tigers 10

Holy crap what a run

Memphis looks terrible. FSU is worse.

BC shoving it up their ass early. Fucking love to see it. Mass football, guy. 

2 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I somehow completely missed that Missery was #6 lots of idiots buying that bag of snake oil. 

secsecsec is such a scam.  Cook couldn't hold Chase Daniels's jock

4 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

Oh, Holly Rowe, you remind me of a hot, thick bowl of queso.

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floriduh state is really bad

well fuck

corndog has discovered the cock secondary can be attacked

this game is going to get competitive

Just now, David Dennison said:

LSU getting away with some holds.

Yeah, the Mouse network clearly had a word about keeping LSU in the game.

2 minutes ago, ajax said:

Memphis looks terrible. FSU is worse.

ht 13-3 teamfedex

noles: 67 yards

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