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Thread for games that started in the morning because G650 is a dildo

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#202

ESU’s defense against LSU is doing things.

Steve Lattimer Doing some work on the inside

 

#205
✅ QB completes pass to himself✅ QB slides into umpireThis @lukealtmyer9 play was absolutely wild 🤯#B1GFootball on Peacock 💻

 

#208
1 minute ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
✅ QB completes pass to himself✅ QB slides into umpireThis @lukealtmyer9 play was absolutely wild 🤯#B1GFootball on Peacock 💻

 

A Bilema special. 

#209
1 minute ago, TOR said:

oh, badgers

 

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@Al_4_ISU my youngest brother is going to need some Midwest football fandom pointers. He just claimed "season's over". I think that's a good start but I'd like him to have the full experience. Advice?

#210
4 minutes ago, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:

Did South Carolina really just send all 11 defenders through the A gaps on all 4 downs?

“They were coming over the walls like the Alamo”

 

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#212

Need a screen in screen of the slutty Mizzou girl in the tube top/dress thing. 

#214
5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Bama needs an ass-whipping.

It's up to Tenn and UGA this year.  The same formula from last year exists and Milroe may be even more exploitable with his new-found confidence.

#217

Dos Equis has a rating of 65 on beer advocate, poor.  

This beer update brought to you by beer.

#222
1 minute ago, TOR said:

Dos Equis has a rating of 65 on beer advocate, poor.  

This beer update brought to you by beer.

Negra Modelo > Dos Equis

#223
12 minutes ago, TOR said:

Herbie with some backhanded QB talk about nussbaumeyer.

Jerkstreet's QB commentary always rings empty since he couldn't pass worth shit at blowhio-state-- he was strictly a running QB. He has no real insight on what QBs actually think because he was a worse passer than Tebow.

#225
Just now, sith_horn said:

Negra Modelo > Dos Equis

Negra Modelo FTW!

However, either one of those on-draught is really satisfying.

#228
2 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

Negra Modelo > Dos Equis

77 on BA, 'okay' but that is kind of nuts.  Shiner Bock ranks higher.

#229
3 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

Negra Modelo > Dos Equis

Those are completely different beers.

Modelo > XX, though.

#230
Just now, ztejas said:

Those are completely different beers.

Modelo > XX, though.

Model Especial very meh, 67 on BA also poor.

#233
Just now, G650 said:

How are any of these games considered early morning

Started at 10am for me, 9am pacific.

#234
1 minute ago, TOR said:

Model Especial very meh, 67 on BA also poor.

The BA score matters less to me when I'm drinking 15 of them. 

#236
2 minutes ago, TOR said:

Started at 10am for me, 9am pacific.

Right. So barring anyone watching from Hawaii?

  • mdmost changed the title to Thread for games that started in the morning because G650 is a dildo
#240
1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Those are completely different beers.

Modelo > XX, though.

True. But I prefer Negra Modelo head to head, which is often how one would make the selection. Dos Equis is a decent lager though, and if that's the best on the menu, I"m good with it.

#243
3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Changed the title for you

Cue the Buffalo Bills dildo-thrown-from-crowd.gif ?  Lulz.

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#244
3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

The BA score matters less to me when I'm drinking 15 of them. 

The XX 18 pack is cheaper than 12 Hopadillo at my Circle K.  And it's still pushing 100 dang degrees.

#245
. @UWBadgers are so pathetic - Defense - Offense- CoachingP……………….O……………………………S💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩Season over!!! Luke Fickle is over

 

#246
1 minute ago, sith_horn said:

True. But I prefer Negra Modelo head to head, which is often how one would make the selection. Dos Equis is a decent lager though, and if that's the best on the menu, I"m good with it.

XX is only good on draft with a lime - preferrably on special. 

Not something I'd ever buy at a gas station.

Negra is a phenomenal beer, imo. 

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#247

Wisconsin might be the new Iowa. Sure, you'll have a winning record but you'll never be a threat to win the Big 10. 

South Carolina just giving this game away on defense. 

#249
Just now, TheStoicPaisano said:
. @UWBadgers are so pathetic - Defense - Offense- CoachingP……………….O……………………………S💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩Season over!!! Luke Fickle is over

 

Ah so that guy's thinking hasn't become any more nuanced in the 30 years since the OJ trial

#250
2 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
. @UWBadgers are so pathetic - Defense - Offense- CoachingP……………….O……………………………S💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩Season over!!! Luke Fickle is over

 

Tough but fair

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