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Thread for games that started in the morning because G650 is a dildo

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#251
2 minutes ago, TOR said:

The XX 18 pack is cheaper than 12 Hopadillo at my Circle K.  And it's still pushing 100 dang degrees.

Find somewhere that has Native Texan from Independence. Amazingly drinkable pilsner and 5.1 ABV. Just a perfect six-pack beer imo.

#252
3 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
. @UWBadgers are so pathetic - Defense - Offense- CoachingP……………….O……………………………S💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩Season over!!! Luke Fickle is over

 

Is that the OJ Kato?

#254
Just now, ClubWhatever said:

Ah so that guy's thinking hasn't become any more nuanced in the 30 years since the OJ trial

Still looks like Manhattan Beach surfer-dude after 30 years.

#256
1 minute ago, BamaATL said:

Is that the OJ Kato?

Yeah, that's my question too.  Who knew he had any thoughts, much less thoughts on college football, and thoughts on Wisconsin football.

#259

What a run!   These are some world class offenses here, the D can only hang on.

 

actually hurt to type that

#261

Lulz, Mizzou facing 2nd and 59 after a plethora of penalties 

#263
4 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Lol light lagers… what are we? 17 years old and also in 1978?

None of the beers I mentioned is a light lager. Dipshit. 

#264
Just now, WBT said:

Lulz, Mizzou facing 2nd and 59 after a plethora of penalties 

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#266
1 minute ago, WBT said:

Lulz, Mizzou facing 2nd and 59 after a plethora of penalties 

That's nothing to upset about, more impressive than anything. 

#267
1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Lol light lagers… what are we? 17 years old and also in 1978?

If we were in 1978 yet, then we'd be extolling the virtues of beers like Schlitz and such, except not on the Net nor PCs and smartphones. Lulz.

#268
1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Mizzou calls a run play on 2nd and FIFTY-NINE...

 

Really showcasing that AAU membership.

#269
1 minute ago, BachelorTrek said:

If we were in 1978 yet, then we'd be extolling the virtues of beers like Schlitz and such, except not on the Net nor PCs and smartphones. Lulz.

Gimme the bull

#272
1 minute ago, BachelorTrek said:

If we were in 1978 yet, then we'd be extolling the virtues of beers like Schlitz and such, except not on the Net nor PCs and smartphones. Lulz.

'78 I was humping it to the neighborhood grocery store for a sixer of Schlitz and a pack of Marlboro Reds for the old man.  And candy for me.

#277
Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Stupid kicker center

*qb

#282

Did FSU just punt with 1:52 left, 2 TOs (so at least 45 seconds going off the clock) and needing a TD and 2 pt conversion just to tie?

#283
23 minutes ago, TOR said:

Model Especial very meh, 67 on BA also poor.

In certain parts of Houston that will get you cut really deep, Ese. Every Friday the yard guys and drivers are downing a couple of cases. They might mix in a Pacifico every now and then.

#285

Texas would fuck the everloving shit out of either of these teams. 

It really makes gamedays better.

#286

aggy going apoplectic over the running time of this game

% of aggy with access to e+ ??

 

noles officially crashing in to the mountain - the postjimbo wasteland is full chernobyl

#287
1 minute ago, Brothahorn said:

In certain parts of Houston that will get you cut really deep, Ese. Every Friday the yard guys and drivers are downing a couple of cases. They might mix in a Pacifico every now and then.

Pacifico goes hard. Corona Familiar a good one too. 

#288
1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Did FSU just punt with 1:52 left, 2 TOs (so at least 45 seconds going off the clock) and needing a TD and 2 pt conversion just to tie?

Better chance of a defensive score, or at least something if they can hold Memphis, than 4th and 29 or whatever the hell it was. 

#291
2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

aggy going apoplectic over the running time of this game

% of aggy with access to e+ ??

 

noles officially crashing in to the mountain - the postjimbo wasteland is full chernobyl

But we haz abc rezurvashin

#292
1 minute ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Better chance of a defensive score, or at least something if they can hold Memphis, than 4th and 29 or whatever the hell it was. 

Yea I guess but now they get it back right where they were with a minute less of time, no timeouts and a long long field for a guy who doesn't really seem to be able to throw the ball.

#293
Just now, closetojumping said:

This LSU center is being buttfucked on national television against his will. Grim. 

Boom, his man knocks down a pass the next play.

#294
Just now, Wally Pryor said:

USC is going to drill Michigan next weekend. Latter is just mediocre and that's it. 

This is true, but it doesn’t look like LSU is all that great a win, either. 

#295
4 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Did FSU just punt with 1:52 left, 2 TOs (so at least 45 seconds going off the clock) and needing a TD and 2 pt conversion just to tie?

About to get it back with 45 seconds left

Willy Wonka Suspense GIF

#296

Well Alabama looked like a semi competent football team this week at least.

#297
Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Yea I guess but now they get it back right where they were with a minute less of time, no timeouts and a long long field for a guy who doesn't really seem to be able to throw the ball.

They were fucked either way, imo. A makable 4th, you have to go. This at least gives them a shot, as impossible as it still is. 

#299
1 minute ago, Wally Pryor said:

USC is going to drill Michigan next weekend. Latter is just mediocre and that's it. 

We'll see. 

#300

DJ Uiagalelei is officially a worse qb in my estimation than Reggie Ball. And Reggie Ball is my barometer for all time shitty QB’s. 

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