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Thread for games that started in the morning because G650 is a dildo

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After picking up one 1st down, DJU throws to empty patches of grass on 1st and 2nd down.  Now 4th and 10 after a nice pbu

1 minute ago, G650 said:

Well Alabama looked like a semi competent football team this week at least.

I think UGA is going to kick the dog-piss out of you. 

But I wouldn't be shocked if you go 10-2.

2 minutes ago, G650 said:

Well Alabama looked like a semi competent football team this week at least.

You missed the first 5 or 6 plays

1 minute ago, beer said:

You missed the first 5 or 6 plays

Not to mention Van Dyke blew his own damn knee out on the 1st possession.  

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What a catch!

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

DJ Uiagalelei is officially a worse qb in my estimation than Reggie Ball. And Reggie Ball is my barometer for all time shitty QB’s. 

Jeff Sims would like a word with you.

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It's all ESPN's fault that FSU fell completely to shit. 

Thought the trainer's Nike was the LSU player's foot for a second, pointing the wrong direction.

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How is there not a late hit call?

definitely some fuckery going on.

What in the fuck is going on. 

Just now, dcar00 said:

definitely some fuckery going on.

Seems that way. 

1 minute ago, Wally Pryor said:

Kelly may stroke out if South Carolina wins this. 

Ashford doing what he can to choke it away, though.

That little crawler at the bottom said Texas only has a 99% chance to win today.

Go backwards LSU, go backwards.

Just now, beer said:

That little crawler at the bottom said Texas only has a 99% chance to win today.

fire sark 

Holy shit please don't call that back, it is perfect.

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These refs really are inserting themselves into this game. 

Pick pick pick

Another dumb penalty

How is a two hand shove to the chest of a qb pursuing the interceptor a penalty?

South Carolina plays intense but stupid

Just now, WBT said:

How is a two hand shove to the chest of a qb pursuing the interceptor a penalty?

Texas fans are about to learn big 12 refs weren’t shittier than any other conference.

Brian Kelly is a shade of red I didn't know was possible for any human other than Dana Holgerson. 

4 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

fire sark 

You say this in jest but regardless of today's outcome there will be multiple, multiple posters complaining.

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

These refs really are inserting themselves into this game. 

I think these teams are just undisciplined af.

Think some of those Ducks fans have been smoking the jazz lettuce.

Just now, ElChupacabra said:

Brian Kelly is a shade of red I didn't know was possible for any human other than Dana Holgerson. 

He's the boss you change jobs to escape 

Here comes the LSU cramps. You'd think they could siphon some of that ocean water and get some electrolytes in their players but apparently fucking not.

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