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"Of Fatboys and Frauds" -aggy vs Florida game thread

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2 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Connor Pipp or Wally Weigman?

Don't make a shit. He's getting reamed come Nov.

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

It’s already started…

 

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Probably not wrong.  Weigman was dog shit in that game, and ND sucks ass

That Gator kick returner was swinging that ball with one arm like a gift to be taken in traffic. As if that last gift wrapped TD wasn't enough.

Reed rallying his aggy troops in the sidelines after the scorer. Feelin’ positive against gata. 
 

Clickety-clack. 

Just now, ztejas said:

Don't make a shit. He's getting reamed come Nov.

If he makes it that far. This is… this is not a good team. 

Texags already throw Weigman out like King, Johnson and Calzada before him... On to the next, they're back

1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Texags already throw Weigman out like King, Johnson and Calzada before him... On to the next, they're back

Little do they know that Florida sucks and they have a billion DB injuries. 

Just now, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Texags already throw Weigman out like King, Johnson and Calzada before him... On to the next, they're back

Playoff talk incoming. 

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

It’s already started…

 

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but the poster is right

DERP!

gata counters with lagway

It’s already started…
 
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Does that mean Conner Weigman is not winning the Heisman?

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1 minute ago, Doc Daneeka said:

If he makes it that far. This is… this is not a good team. 

Better than Fla seems like a low bar. 

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

Little do they know that Florida sucks and they have a billion DB injuries. 

When the entire secondary claims to be injured, it sure sounds like something else is going on there.  

In the last 10-15 minutes they've shown more commercials than football

1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Texags already throw Weigman out like King, Johnson and Calzada before him... On to the next, they're back

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Just now, ztejas said:

Better than Fla seems like a low bar. 

I meant Florida. Napier may not make it to Austin. 

1 minute ago, TOR said:

When the entire secondary claims to be injured, it sure sounds like something else is going on there.  

Florida looks like they've quit on Napier. 

Really no reason to keep him around after this game if this continues. 5-7 last year and total dogshit to start this year. Just do the inevitable. 

Lightning delay. And with the forecast it’s not likely they can finish the game. It may go down as a no contest

We all knew Florida was terrible and like, all of their D starters are out or questionable.. 

I didn't expect them to make aggie actually look like a decent team. They aren't so I'm clear. They are terrible so it's quiet the feat by Florida. Impressive shit. Tons of Impressive shit.

Thor scores a TD and now a lightning delay. Coincidence?

2 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

I meant Florida. Napier may not make it to Austin. 

There's zero chance he makes it to Austin if he loses this one. 

They have @ Tennessee and Georgia. Will be at 4 to 6 losses. 

3 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Texags already throw Weigman out like King, Johnson and Calzada before him... On to the next, they're back

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Lightening!  thank god, maybe they can get Napier's buyout sorted before the rain lets up

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

Lightning delay. And with the forecast it’s not likely they can finish the game. It may go down as a no contest

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Gators look demoralized.  Napier should be fired just for that.

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

 

So they’ll finish it tonight, got it.

Helo is a damn good meteorologist. Be prepared to look a fool. 

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Florida looks like they've quit on Napier. 

Really no reason to keep him around after this game if this continues. 5-7 last year and total dogshit to start this year. Just do the inevitable. 

I'm not defending Napier, but most of the D starters being out makes him look even worse.. he's terrible, mind you.. but God damn.

2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Lightning delay. And with the forecast it’s not likely they can finish the game. It may go down as a no contest

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11 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

But you have to live in Florida.

Florida is bad ass. Love to live somewhere close to white sandy beaches and crystal clear water. They also are about to legalize weed recreationally.

Florida should just forfeit the season. 

2 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I'm not defending Napier, but most of the D starters being out makes him look even worse.. he's terrible, mind you.. but God damn.

Well, that might explain what I've seen so far. Don't know chit about the Gator roster, but their secondary looks lost.

so if Napier wasn't complete dogshit, this is a perfect opportunity for FLA to adjust to a mobile QB.  Napier won't because he sucks, and will be getting paid to not coach very soon. 

2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Florida is bad ass. Love to live somewhere close to white sandy beaches and crystal clear water. They also are about to legalize weed recreationally.

Says Surly Florida Man.

Lost in all of this, is Miami's schedule. They might not play a top 25 team all year. 

 

1 minute ago, sith_horn said:

Well, that might explain what I've seen so far. Don't know chit about the Gator roster, but their secondary looks lost.

They're missing like 6 DBs. 

8 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

In the last 10-15 minutes they've shown more commercials than football

It's a lightning delay

4 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

Well, that might explain what I've seen so far. Don't know chit about the Gator roster, but their secondary looks lost.

They're bad anyway but the injuries are making a bad D look well.... it makes aggie offense look good. There are no adjectives as damning.

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Is ABC swtiching to ousucks v tulane?

1 minute ago, JBJ said:

It's a lightning delay

I was talking about before the delay

They should look at it as a sign from Zeus and fire Napier during the rain delay. 

 

Just based on this gameplan alone, you can understand why Florida sucks. 

1) They start Mertz over Lagway.

2) They have a billion DB injuries so of course their DC brings a lot of pressure which creates problems on the back end for a secondary that already sucks. 

The best 1-1-NC team in the nation. 

6 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Florida is bad ass.

Okay that's enough posts for you today. 

7 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Says Surly Florida Man.

Don’t live in Florida. It has a lot of good shit I like. I love the ocean and jealous they got a lot of nice beach options unlike back home in Texas.

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7 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I'm not defending Napier, but most of the D starters being out makes him look even worse.. he's terrible, mind you.. but God damn.

Lot of grumblings that not all the players sitting out are injured 

The injured DB thing is an excuse, but the defense has sucked ass for YEARS.

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