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"Of Fatboys and Frauds" -aggy vs Florida game thread

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1 minute ago, tbone_ said:

Ok just tuning in.

Jesus how bad is Florida?

And who’s this douche at qb for aggy?

Take it back, sip!  Reed is already making a strong case for Heisman consideration.

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Florida looks like they've quit on Napier. 

It's a mutual thing.

5 minutes ago, Big_kat said:

Jesus. Gators are fucking horrible. How does Palmer talk with Elko’s dick in his mouth. It’s revolutionary to change up the def on 3rd down?!?!?  No way!!!!!

It's a small dick.

The bad thing about that dropped interception is it might have by 6 the other way if he gets by Muhammad.

There was nobody on that side of the field. 

Wait.  I'm not watching but I just saw the box score.  FL has -7 yds of offense and refused to put Lagway in?  Dipshit coach should be fired at the half.

Take it back, sip!  Reed is already making a strong case for Heisman consideration.

I’m willing to wait and see how it plays out
They are very bad, and the qb was a highly rated recruit, so not really a douche.

If it wears the uniform of a douche…
Lol, Moose out front quit on the play.

He never started. He was just walking off the line.
1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Wait.  I'm not watching but I just saw the box score.  FL has -7 yds of offense and refused to put Lagway in?  Dipshit coach should be fired at the half.

Lagway took a dumb sack for all of those negative yards.

3 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

If it wears the uniform of a douche…

And reeks of vinegar...

 

yeah,  Florida, let's throw it into quintuple coverage...

florida making aggy look like they have life....   which is bullshit.

 

whole state of florida sucks. 

Just now, Hawndoh said:

yeah,  Florida, let's throw it into quintuple coverage...

In a driving rain.  They'll never see it coming.

Yeah, watching games like this makes you really appreciate having Sark scheming and calling our plays.

I did not need to see Elko in a drenched t-shirt

Pick 6 here would be nice.

1 minute ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

What's the scoop on txags?

Ask the corps.

Does moss have on LSU cleats??

Edited by Big_kat

This just in:  Florida has entered the transfer portal.

Gata D out there playing patty cake.

We're now seeing how a healthy Florida team was down 30 to Miami at home in the 4th quarter. 

This team is just complete dogshit with these injuries. Like maybe 2 or 3 wins. 

Great can't pass protect, can't stop the run.  This drive is a dagger.

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

hot fucking garbage

You forgot wet

Just now, satyanash said:

Why can't we get announcers this enthusiastic?

You mean national guys calling Texas games don't say "HOOK 'EM!" after a 15 yard run.

Just now, locodos said:

Great can't pass protect, can't stop the run.  This drive is a dagger.

Can't tackle.

24 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Confirmed. Say the same time here in the stadium.

You are actually at this game?  And you stayed through a rain delay to get some more?

brother, why?

Yeesh… Florida come on 

Florida's defense is barely DIII level. So bad. They would get shredded by most of the Ivies. 

aggy has run the ball like 22 times in a row and Floriduh can't stop them at all.

Apparently most of this team quit prior to this game. The remainder during this game.

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Napier might as well not come out of the locker room. He's getting fired after this one. 

 

He and Norvell can share a ride out of the state

2 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

You mean national guys calling Texas games don't say "HOOK 'EM!" after a 15 yard run.

Forget it. A lot of posters here hate aggy more than they love Texas.

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

We're now seeing how a healthy Florida team was down 30 to Miami at home in the 4th quarter. 

This team is just complete dogshit with these injuries. Like maybe 2 or 3 wins. 

The Florida Cup might be to see who gets to 3 wins. No shit.. legitimately FSU and UF may not get 6 wins between them. College football isn't great in the state of Texas right now aside from UT.. but depending on TCU vs UCF, and maybe without, Florida's college football is trash.

Can’t wait for us to kick aggy’s ass at their house. I think we match up really well with them on defense. We’d play similarly to Michigan as none of their skill players are threatening. UF may be challenging Mississippi State and Arky for the worst team in the SEC this year.

Honest to God....I absolutely know that many, many in aggy nation will be salivating in front of TV screens Sunday night  fully expecting aggy to be ranked in the top 10 on the AP top 25 based on this amazing tromping of the fabulous Gators.  Not only that , but ND is putting it on Purdue elevating that quality loss to near HOF status....advantage aggy!....Whoop!

Just saw the aggy commercial where they talk about what they stand for. When they said loyalty they showed the baseball team and paused. Little dig on Sclosh?

I sure hope that big dollar sign placard the Gata holds up on 3rd downs on the sideline is to request buyout donos

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