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"Of Fatboys and Frauds" -aggy vs Florida game thread

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aggy has run the ball like 22 times in a row and Floriduh can't stop them at all.

Idk if anyone remembers but when Muschamp was the coach they lost to some shitty school one game (GA Southern maybe?) who never even attempted as pass the whole game.
12 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Yeah, watching games like this makes you really appreciate having Sark scheming and calling our plays.

I wouldn’t trade Sark for any coach in college football. His offensive scheme and playcalling have no peer. By far and away my favorite UT coach of my lifetime.

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2 minutes ago, I Plead Da Fif said:

Can’t wait for us to kick aggy’s ass at their house. I think we match up really well with them on defense. We’d play similarly to Michigan as none of their skill players are threatening. UF may be challenging Mississippi State and Arky for the worst team in the SEC this year.

aggie is really, really terrible. UF is just complete and total garbage. 

2 minutes ago, I Plead Da Fif said:

Can’t wait for us to kick aggy’s ass at their house. I think we match up really well with them on defense. We’d play similarly to Michigan as none of their skill players are threatening. UF may be challenging Mississippi State and Arky for the worst team in the SEC this year.

Arky is much better than Florida. Not good but better 

4 minutes ago, I Plead Da Fif said:

Can’t wait for us to kick aggy’s ass at their house. I think we match up really well with them on defense. We’d play similarly to Michigan as none of their skill players are threatening. UF may be challenging Mississippi State and Arky for the worst team in the SEC this year.

I'm ready for Florida at home. 

That's going to be a complete massacre with their DB injuries. Our WRs are going to do unthinkable things to their defense. 

1 minute ago, locodos said:

I sure hope that big dollar sign placard the Gata holds up on 3rd downs on the sideline is to request buyout donos

This is message boards geniuses quality. 

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10 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Ask the corps.

They're busy filling jizz jars.

6 minutes ago, Jebus said:

You are actually at this game?  And you stayed through a rain delay to get some more?

brother, why?

I paid $80 hard earned for 2 tickets man. I’m going to get my money’s worth :) Real reason I’m sticking around - the shuttles back to the parking garage I’m at don’t start running until the 4th quarter. FML.

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5 minutes ago, Rhinotx said:

Arky is much better than Florida. Not good but better 

Are they? Tied with UAB at home deep in the 2nd with UAB about to score.

Edited by I Plead Da Fif
2nd not 3rd quarter

WVU with the fake punt gets a 1st down.

Subsequent TD and called back for a holding call. 

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Just now, Guadaloopy said:

Wet t-shirt Elko is… something. 

I know there's no picture.

But I think you need to spoiler those words. Shit.

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

Wet t-shirt Elko is… something. 

Camera operators need to find some nice coeds in the stands. 

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I'm ready for Florida at home. 

That's going to be a complete massacre with their DB injuries. Our WRs are going to do unthinkable things to their defense. 

No doubt. Will be interesting to see how much Sark is willing to run up the score against SEC teams.

aggy penalizing themselves madly backward after just rolling down the field.  Classic aggy.

Trotting Mertz out there for Florida is crazy. Dude is horrible. 

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1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Camera operators need to find some nice coeds in the stands. 

Macklemore scared them all off

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14 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

I did not need to see Elko in a drenched t-shirt

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Shanahan is such a little bitch. Nice to see they took a hard stance on his arrest 

4 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Just saw the aggy commercial where they talk about what they stand for. When they said loyalty they showed the baseball team and paused. Little dig on Sclosh?

you must have missed the aggie screenshot thread (congratulations on valuing your time, by the way) where all the aggies were creaming their overalls to that incredible takedown

Urban gonna make a triumphant return to Gainesville

2 minutes ago, Nuge said:

Urban gonna make a triumphant return to Gainesville

Sounds like it's going to be Kiffin. 

Would ULL take Billy back?  They've been pretty meh since their greatest coach of all time left

1 minute ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I can’t believe that there aren’t any big titted Florida girls in the stands wearing wet white t-shirts to show on tv

They are playing OL

1 minute ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I can’t believe that there aren’t any big titted Florida girls in the stands wearing wet white t-shirts to show on tv

 

you're just asking to get fisted by the monkey's paw here

 

4 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

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just be glad the t-shirt is black

You are actually at this game?  And you stayed through a rain delay to get some more?
brother, why?

Wet t shirts on Florida coeds.
11 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Wet t-shirt Elko is… something. 

 

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Holy shit.

The receiver is jumping and the guy made a form tackle.

That may be the worst shitty targeting call I've ever seen.

this game just killed football.   ejected for targeting a dude's butt. 

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

Is Florida going to have any DBs in the 2nd half? 

They didn’t have any at kickoff.

Bullshit, they may as well be playing flag football

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