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What a dumbass way to end the half. Can’t believe so many of you were so enamored with traylor

1 minute ago, Nueces River Rat said:

These announcers are horrible.  Tim Brando is an upgrade

They're the broadcasting equivalent of Florida's defense 

Just now, Nueces River Rat said:

These announcers are horrible.  Tim Brando is an upgrade

 

It would be great if it worked like MLB. Have your own channel, with your team's announcers.

UTSA is way too mouthy for a team down 21 in the 1st half against a team that's rotating a bunch of subs and playing a 2nd string QB.

 

Strained abdomen? Is that like a pulled muscle or tear?

Abdominal strain.  He pulled his fat.  😀

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I asked my Doctor about Strained Abdomens (which apparently Ewers has):
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Just now, gofuckyourself said:

Ok Surly, strained abdomen timeframe

AND GO!

6-8 years

Just now, F250 said:

Strained abdomen? Is that like a pulled muscle or tear?

They won't know severity until MRI 

Then it comes down hoping he has wolverine healing factor regardless of the grade

I think Ewers could come back based on Sark's reaction to the trainer. He just told him that we're good and don't need him. 

Fuck Jeff Traylor. That Tom Herman-looking motherfucker.

Yep. His career window slammed shut and he never saw it coming. Should probably start calling East Texas School Districts and hook up a lifetime gig with benefits

How the hell does Ole Miss hit half a dozen wide open deep shots every week and we haven’t hit one in 2.5 games this year with our WR corps? Can’t imagine the defenses they are facing aren’t also playing shell coverage…

Only reason he isn’t in pads was cause of the two quick TDs afterwards. If he comes out with his pants on and kept his shoulder pads off for second half I would not be surprised. He can absolutely go

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

I think Ewers could come back based on Sark's reaction to the trainer. He just told him that we're good and don't need him. 

No. No he could not. 

Strained/pulled muscle recovery are a few weeks long

Well we’re getting a lot of Arch now. I bet Quinn sits to maybe Miss St. Maybe OU

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1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

Ok Surly, strained abdomen timeframe

AND GO!

AI is basically doctors:

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Hoping just a week or two for Ewers.  

 

not happy about the run defense.  

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2 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

UTSA is way too mouthy for a team down 21 in the 1st half against a team that's rotating a bunch of subs and playing a 2nd string QB.

 

 

And it feels like Traylor is that type that will fuck up Texas because he wants the upset to get a better job going into next season. Or maybe I haven’t had enough to drink yet.

4 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

He isn’t walking normally

I'd make your avatar not walk normally. Who is she?

3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Strained abdomen but i have a feeling its something else, the way sark answered it

Go ahead, say it, you son of a bitch

5 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

These announcers are horrible.  Tim Brando is an upgrade

This still makes me laugh everytime I see it.

 

"It's not like he's leaving a pizza dinner"

WTF does that mean when asked how serious a strained abdomen is?!?

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Well we’re getting a lot of Arch now. I bet Quinn sits to maybe Miss St. Maybe OU

Fingers crossed for this. 

We need to throw deep on these cunts. Fuck that Taylor guy for UTSA

It depends alot on how bad it really is, but if it was a tear Quinn wouldn't be on the sideline. How hes acting he is not even heavily taped or immobilized, so I am hoping it is more precautionary than anything.

1 minute ago, F250 said:

Strained abdomen? Is that like a pulled muscle or tear?

yes. part of your abdominal muscles originate from the ribs. strains come in grades, from not much, to a tear.

Just now, Steelers Roll Left said:

Abs?……….Just download “Seven Minute Abs”…….back after halftime…..

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The recovery time for a strained abdomen can vary depending on the severity of the injury:

    1.    Mild strain (Grade 1): Usually heals within 1 to 3 weeks with proper rest and care.
    2.    Moderate strain (Grade 2): May take 4 to 6 weeks to heal, involving some muscle tears but not a complete rupture.
    3.    Severe strain (Grade 3): A complete tear may take several months to heal and might require surgery and physical therapy.

To speed recovery, it’s important to rest, apply ice, and avoid activities that could worsen the injury. You may also consider physical therapy or medical advice if the strain is moderate or severe.

At least we’re not losing to Kentucky. 

1 minute ago, BurntOrangeBlooded15 said:

All depends on severity. Miss St will be a maybe.  OU prolly the game he comes back. 

That's what we need.  A rusty QB in one of the biggest dogfights we'll have all year.

Sark should play second and third team in second half.  Bet there be some huge hits.

Fucking sucks for QE. Hate to see him get hurt when he was pretty much dissecting UTSA’s D. 
 

Heal up and in interim all the “Arch should’ve transferred pundits” can see why he elected to stay at Texas. 

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