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8 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Players talk shit to coaches all the time. This isn’t tapps. Now’s a good time to send a blindside black up that bitches ass.

Wasn’t that a Sandra Bullack movie??

1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Damn, never seen so many doctors at one time on here.

We tailgated at a Holiday Inn Express 

4 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

Does that mean the chicks are gonna have to do all the work?

Correct. And no good jokes for the duration of recovery.

1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Damn, never seen so many doctors at one time on here.

Normally it's lawyers. 

Traylor and Mcguire are cut from the same cloth. 

2 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:

Best group of internet doctors on the net. 

I'm not a doctor, but I listen to other alcoholic, depraved non-doctors on the internet.

16 minutes ago, Pods said:

Hence why I said usually. I've only seen it once. 

take it easy, bud, I was fucking with you

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

We need to throw deep on these cunts. Fuck that Taylor guy for UTSA

We tried and Arch missed the target by about 75 feet

Sucks for his Heisman chances but just let him sit for nearly a month and come back for OU Sucks
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2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Toledo up 21-3 on Mississippi State...

It was already known that Mississippi State sucks.

That Arizona State team that was in a battle against Texas State was in full control against Mississippi State. They're probably the caliber of Colorado State. 

Just had flashbacks to the bad year of Mack when Colt got injured in the game against 'bama.

 

 Colt's lighting it up, and we had soft spot on the schedule in November.  It was time to take the training wheels off of Gilbert. Colt gives us a nice halftime lead, but what does Mack do?  He has Gilbert hand off the entire 2nd half.

 

Sark-you can prove you can be better than Mack ever dreamed.  Sit Ewers next week, and let Arch play the entire game with the entire playbook, or 90% of the playbook!  It is gonna take 2 deep at every position, so let's get the 2 deep experience at every position!!

Sucks for his Heisman chances but just let him sit for nearly a month and come back for OU Sucks
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Plus a bye before ouSux

ChatGPT says he’ll be back for OU:

The recovery time for a quarterback with a strained abdomen depends on the severity of the strain. Here's a general breakdown:

1. **Mild strain (Grade 1)**: This involves slight tearing of muscle fibers, and recovery usually takes 1-3 weeks. The quarterback may return to play with proper treatment, including rest, physical therapy, and possibly anti-inflammatory medications.

2. **Moderate strain (Grade 2)**: In this case, there’s a more significant muscle tear, and recovery may take 4-6 weeks. The player will likely need a combination of rest, rehab exercises, and potentially treatments like ultrasound or massage therapy.

3. **Severe strain (Grade 3)**: A full muscle tear, which is rare, may require surgery and a much longer recovery period of several months. In this case, the player could miss the remainder of the season.

Throughout the recovery, the quarterback's ability to throw, twist, and absorb hits is closely monitored. Even after returning to play, managing the injury is key to prevent further strain.

Just now, SOBMarcos said:


Plus a bye before ouSux

I think you got in there before my edit

Kentucky with a pick 6.

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

The high school cloth?

No, I meant both are white. 

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I want Quinn in street clothes by halftime!

Finger on the Monkey's Paw curls up....

As a doctor, nobody knows shit yet. Stop guessing. 

12 minutes ago, BillyGoatHill said:

Not always.... (never had surgery for mine)

didn't say you always need surgery for one

8 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

They won't know severity until MRI 

Then it comes down hoping he has wolverine healing factor regardless of the grade

If I were him I'd take a rub down from the hot mom in the Dr Pepper commercial too

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I want Quinn in street clothes by halftime!

Burn this man. 

4 minutes ago, TexasTroll said:

Wasn’t that a Sandra Bullack movie??

Haha I really should spell check before I hit submit. Drink drank drunk oh well. That dude was a huge bitch anyways. 

5 minutes ago, Hondo said:

That's what we need.  A rusty QB in one of the biggest dogfights we'll have all year.

Yeah.  Is what it is though.  Makes too much sense having a bye in between Miss State and OU.  If it’s minor you could see him vs Miss State but I doubt it.  

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

As a doctor, nobody knows shit yet. Stop guessing. 

how often do patients challenge you with webmd?

7 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Abs?……….Just download “Seven Minute Abs”…….back after halftime…..

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4 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Traylor and Mcguire are cut from the same cloth. 

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I once strained my abdomen on pussy, but wasn't out of the game for very long. I recommend that he abstain from pussy until after he starts his next football game. Trust me. It will speed his recovery.

Injury sucks, but the silver lining is the timing with ULM, MSST, and bye upcoming.

6 minutes ago, TexasTroll said:

Wasn’t that a Sandra Bullack movie??

Got to see her at Jesse James' open party when he still had his partial ownership of that speed shop in Austin.
Love that lady.  

4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

The high school cloth?

The cloth of psychotic overcompensating redass blowhards who order their players to hit the QB on handoffs.

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

As a doctor, nobody knows shit yet. Stop guessing. 

Surly is usually dealing with a lot less info than they have now while making wild speculations. This is an improvement

1 minute ago, futureman said:

how often do patients challenge you with webmd?

Pretty often. I tell them to stop being a retard and use Chat GPT like I do in my office. They don’t like that.

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