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Trying to keep my expectations tempered, but this team is starting to seem very 2005-ish to me.

8 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

UTSA yaps a lot for a team down by 49 points

Appears to be all they are good at

Just now, Jkwellborn said:


Who? Ewers was the only one that didn’t come back in wasn’t he?

Muhammad and someone else I forget who

4 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

But first, Georgia is losing to Kentucky

They were.

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

I hope that's a fucking Amazon drone.

Those bastards are annoying when they pass over your house.  

I'm the only machine allowed to make buzzing sounds out my house.

Pretty sure it’s a road runner……

 

Just now, ATXbronco said:

Muhammad and someone else I forget who

Muhammad came back in.

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

Muhammad and someone else I forget who

Mohammad came back

2 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

They may pass us 

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17 minutes ago, Real Papi said:

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13 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I forgot the swimming and diving team joining the team orgy. 

Met and talked with Kelly P. and the two blondes ^^^ for a few innings at a UT baseball game two years ago.....

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9 minutes ago, Derka said:

i don’t feel like we’ve even put our foot on the gas this year. u til proven otherwise this is the best team in the country.

OK I was gone for 5 years, but when did Derka Derka start making sense?

Sark is running his team within the scope of his players and doing it incredibly successfully.  Mack would have Wingo in the DJ Monroe sideline slot.  Charlie Strong and Shawn Watson would... who give a f&ck what they would do.  Herman would get drunk.  This team is talented, afraid of nothing, not only deep but also YOUNG.  Oh and BTW our best RBs are sitting out.

Until proven otherwise, this is the best team in the country.

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Bond and Wingo had 8 catches betwixt them and each had over 100 yards receiving.

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

 

Why isn't the end zone burnt orange? What's with the gap?

31 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Jimmy Page!

On guitar?

2 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

UTSA air horn guy was a row behind us. Fuck that guy

Why didn't you murder him/her?

There are some things I’m worried about but this OL and WR group are incredible and make me quite happy. 

11 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

UTSA was playing dirty and damaged three of our starters to the point where they may not start for a couple games

Was watching on YouTube tv on my phone in car, missed a lot 

14 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

We should be #1. We've finished everyone in our path. Fuck Georgia. Kentucky sucks shit. 

Do you even SECSEC bro?

10 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Muhammad and someone else I forget who

Banks?

4 minutes ago, TOR said:

OK I was gone for 5 years, but when did Derka Derka start making sense?

That's not derka derka that's shadow op

Banks?

Had his ballsack hit. He's fine.
5 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Bond and Wingo had 8 catches betwixt them and each had over 100 yards receiving.

And our QBs spread it around to 10 different receivers. Nice job all around 

9 minutes ago, BillyGoatHill said:

 

Met and talked with Kelly P. and the two blondes ^^^ for a few innings at a UT baseball game two years ago.....

Jimmy Fallon Wow GIF by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

 

Lucky bastard. 

14 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Muhammad and someone else I forget who

IIRC, it was Muhammad, Banks, and Wisner. All came back but it's never ideal to have guys who are that important on the ground and then limping off the field

4 minutes ago, DaysOff said:


Had his ballsack hit. He's fine.

Says someone who's not getting laid tonight.

6 minutes ago, WBT said:

That's not derka derka that's shadow op

WTH

Are all my heroes gone?

Gibson had his leg rolled up on the fumble play.  He got it out but it was close. 

Banks came back so he should be alright.

2 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Lucky bastard. 

Yea, that was a good day.

Though it may have been a fall ball game. but even bundled up, they were beautiful.

My seats are close to where guests enter the field to be recognized. This last year, also got to meet and talk with the National Champion Volleyball and Rowing teams. To me, nothing sexier than women athletes (helps that I married one). 🤘

Will Texas slide into #1 or will Quinn's injury relegate us to #2 again?
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Will Texas slide into #1 or will Quinn's injury relegate us to #2 again?
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We won't go up even if GA wins by 1. And I'm fine with it. Let Bama and them beat each other up, then we'll roll them when they get here.
15 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Define structural here, CJ

35 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Utsa has been outscored 131-45 so far this season

Good. Fuck Traylor and his bitch ass team. Dudes talked a lot of shit for sucking so fucking bad.

He's Tom Herman v2.

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27 minutes ago, Texasborn91 said:

Was watching on YouTube tv on my phone in car, missed a lot 

Thank you for your service.

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5 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

 

 

manning also hitting:

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50 minutes ago, TOR said:

OK I was gone for 5 years, but when did Derka Derka start making sense?

 

ah, see; it happened right after you left. terrible timing on your part. 

9 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

 

 

For reference, A&M posted their team speeds and I believe that would make Arch the 4th or 5th fastest guy on their team this year

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