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I like these guys. 

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Forget to take your midol?

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Just now, jofus said:

Forget to take your midol?

Dude how do we even begin to manage this. 

Manage what? Quinn will be back starting next week regardless of what arch does against utsa. Relax.

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3 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Start by taking a few deep breaths 

You go tell Quinn he's benched for the season. Hoe.

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Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Manage what? Quinn will be back starting next week regardless of what arch does against utsa. Relax.

Did you not just see him burn a 70 yard TD run. 

Did I miss something?  Ewers hurt but likely back soon and you all have the best backup, maybe ever.  So… OP?

Just now, ztejas said:

Did you not just see him burn a 70 yard TD run. 

Yea it gave me a boner. And it should make you more pumped that he could come in and take us to the same fate as Quinn. 

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1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Did I miss something?  Ewers hurt but likely back soon and you all have the best backup, maybe ever.  So… OP?

We didn't need a fucking QB controversy. Especially not one with Peyton's last name attached. 

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

We didn't need a fucking QB controversy. Especially not one with Peyton's last name attached. 

There’s not going to be a controversy. Arch knows this is Quinn’s team. 

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

We didn't need a fucking QB controversy. Especially not one with Peyton's last name attached. 

The only controversy seems to be between your ears.  Chilllll

These two plays show Arch is not ready. At all. 

Hey @immamaccan you ban OP for threatening harm to himself? Maybe just on Saturdays?

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1 minute ago, Foosters said:

Hey @immamaccan you ban OP for threatening harm to himself? Maybe just on Saturdays?

Quit being a loser. 

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Just fucking kill me now


We aren't that lucky
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6 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

The only controversy seems to be between your ears.  Chilllll

I'm just keeping this place lively. 

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1 minute ago, Scraps said:


 

 


We aren't that lucky

 

@Foosters hey is this okay though. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Quit being a loser. 

Says the guy who has the mental fortitude of a toddler who missed his nap on every fucking game day. Get fucked you whiny bitch 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

@Foosters hey is this okay though. 

Haha, are you under the impression that I was actually asking him to ban you?

Lmao, idiot and a fucking baby 

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1 minute ago, Foosters said:

Says the guy who has the mental fortitude of a toddler who missed his nap on every fucking game day. Get fucked you whiny bitch 

You seem upset. Maybe go back to the cloak room. 

Just now, Foosters said:

Haha, are you under the impression that I was actually asking him to ban you?

Lmao, idiot and a fucking baby 

Well I mean that's literally what you posted. 

  • immamac changed the title to Quinn meltdown thread for pussiee.
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If I can't make crazy drunk posts on gamedays then frankly this isn't a site I want to be a part of.

  • immamac changed the title to Quinn meltdown thread for pussies.
2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

If I can't make crazy drunk posts on gamedays then frankly this isn't a site I want to be a part of.

Mods, can we make this a rule, today only?

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But of course, the Surly fallback of drunk/high af. 

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2 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Mods, can we make this a rule, today only?

I'm like a rare Siberian white tiger. Rumors of me exist but only those that lived through the last 20 years of Texas football can confirm my existence. 

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2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

I first read that as a white sybian. 

That's hot.

Wyd later 

Buddy, you're gonna have to drink/smoke/snort/inject a hell of a lot more for me to look good to ya. 

I assume every post on this board is from a drunk/high poster. I still stand by my first statement. 

52 minutes ago, ztejas said:

If I can't make crazy drunk posts on gamedays then frankly this isn't a site I want to be a part of.

Goodbye GIF

Quinn faked the injury so Arch could get enough playing time to keep him from transferring (Swedish Stopwatch).

CHIEF

Yeah, we kick ass and look like the #1 team in the country, I’ll take it.

on another note, it’s so nice to not have to think about the Oklahoma State/TCU/Iowa State/Kansas States of the world.  What a shitty ass schedule that would have been this year.

3 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Manage what? Quinn will be back starting next week regardless of what arch does against utsa. Relax.

I hope this is true. I know Archibald is the future and think he wins multiple awards in his day but right now I think Quinn is slightly better. Arch holds that ball a bit too long for my liking. I don't like seeing my qb get hit. 

Yeah we are really good. Sooners won’t care about that at all. Fuck them.  But they don’t care if we’re good. 

3 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

There’s not going to be a controversy. Arch knows this is Quinn’s team. 

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To the mountain top we go! Whomever is leading this team is taking us to the promised land. Fuck ou. Fuck Georgia. Fuck Arky. Fuck aggy. And fuck anyone else on our schedule. 

But most of all...fuck whomever we steamroll in the playoffs. 

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