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10 hours ago, South Austin said:

Maybe just a couple marbles.

Arch could sit out there in a folding chair and take shotgun snaps and we'd still win by 25 points. 

43 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

they are gonna keep doing this to us aren't they?  fuckface Brando is the only one that would be worse.  

his stupid fucking "insider" nickname bullshit and unrelated diatribes about shit no one cares about.  ugh.  at least I will be at the game.  It makes watching the replay so painful though.

Galindo’s voice gives me flashbacks of the Charlie Strong and Tom Herman years. He pisses me off because he’s always saying shit in a backhanded way like he gets off on our misfortune even when we’re doing well. 

And don’t get me started on the bullshit nicknames he just makes up on the spot like it’s a real thing. I’m prepared to hear him calling players stupid shit like this nonstop during the game. 

Arch “The Miracle Man” Manning

Ryan “Fly Me to the Endzone” Wingo

Deandre “Throw it to Me” Moore

Matthew “He’s Not Silver He’s” Golden

Johntay “Call Him Chef Because He Can” Cook

Colin “Sack it to Me” Simmons

Anthony “He’s a Mountain Not an Ant” Hill Jr. 

And so on and so on. If he uses one of these nicknames names we know he reads Surly. 

He's fucking abhorrent at his job and his job (in theory) involves being respectful and accountable to thousands of listeners every time he puts the headseat on.

I don't care if he's a "good guy" or whatever the fuck - his dogshit fucking announcing is more than enough reason to hate the motherfucker.

Fuck that guy.

8 hours ago, ztejas said:

I don't care if he's a "good guy" 

Why is there an assumption that he’s a good guy and doesn’t steal money from old people?

10 hours ago, dcar00 said:

they are gonna keep doing this to us aren't they?  fuckface Brando is the only one that would be worse.  

his stupid fucking "insider" nickname bullshit and unrelated diatribes about shit no one cares about.  ugh.  at least I will be at the game.  It makes watching the replay so painful though.

God help us all if the camera catches a kid eating cotton candy in the stands, he'll go on for fifteen minutes about that.

Okay how is everyone watching the game.  Just realized it’s on ESPN + SECN+?  Can’t find the game listed on YouTube TV.  

He’ll have 3 storylines predetermined coming in. They’ll talk about them in the intro. Actual good announcers watch the game develop and adjust how they frame the game to what’s happening in front of their eyes.  Lowell can’t do that. He will continue to take everything back to the preliminary things they “thought” would be key and shoehorn the lame anecdotes, nicknames and quotes he had prepared before. Dude can’t adjust and it detracts from the viewing and excitement of what’s actually happening 

 

1 minute ago, victory88 said:

Okay how is everyone watching the game.  Just realized it’s on ESPN + SECN+?  Can’t find the game listed on YouTube TV.  

Log into the ESPN app with your YTTV credentials as your TV provider and you can watch it. You won’t find it anywhere but the ESPN app (or Hulu if you’re watching it via ESPN+)

Edited by Js1

Just now, victory88 said:

Okay how is everyone watching the game.  Just realized it’s on ESPN + SECN+?  Can’t find the game listed on YouTube TV.  

Download ESPN app on your TV. 

Use your YTTV login

????

Profit

 

No need to subscribe to ESPN plus. 

We need a separate thread for conversations with parents about how to watch this game. 

"It's on the espn app."

"I don't have that. Do I need to subscribe to it?"

 

Just now, Red Five said:

We need a separate thread for conversations with parents about how to watch this game. 

"It's on the espn app."

"I don't have that. Do I need to subscribe to it?"

 

We need it pinned, bc it’s going to come up for basketball and baseball seasons too. 

What platform

How to watch it / what credentials to use 

Etc 

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I'm old, I admit it.  But I don't like these apps and streaming TV.  Like someone said, it's like cable, but with more steps. I like to flip back and forth between as many games as I can.  That's not easy to with with the apps.

Now if you'll excuse me, I see some clouds I need to yell at.

4 minutes ago, Red Five said:

We need a separate thread for conversations with parents about how to watch this game. 

"It's on the espn app."

"I don't have that. Do I need to subscribe to it?"

 

More:

"We don't get that on our tv, but we can probably find it on the iPad."

6 minutes ago, miguelito said:

I'm old, I admit it.  But I don't like these apps and streaming TV.  Like someone said, it's like cable, but with more steps. I like to flip back and forth between as many games as I can.  That's not easy to with with the apps.

Now if you'll excuse me, I see some clouds I need to yell at.

The ESPN app lets you do 4-in-one

25 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Log into the ESPN app with your YTTV credentials as your TV provider and you can watch it. You won’t find it anywhere but the ESPN app (or Hulu if you’re watching it via ESPN+)

Yeah I’m old and can’t figure something out with the ESPN app.  I’m logged into the app on my TV through my provider, Directv so I should get the ESPN+ and Sec+ channels but when I click on the UT game channel it’s giving me a QR code and the only choice is to sign up for ESPN+ for $9.99.  Can someone tell this old man what I am missing?

21 minutes ago, Js1 said:

We need it pinned, bc it’s going to come up for basketball and baseball seasons too. 

What platform

How to watch it / what credentials to use 

Etc 

away games will be a nightmare for baseball and basketball.  luckily my dad doesn't really care about watching basketball/baseball.

1 minute ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Yeah I’m old and can’t figure something out with the ESPN app.  I’m logged into the app on my TV through my provider, Directv so I should get the ESPN+ and Sec+ channels but when I click on the UT game channel it’s giving me a QR code and the only choice is to sign up for ESPN+ for $9.99.  Can someone tell this old man what I am missing?

ESPN != espn+

Apparently, some cable providers include SEC+ and some don't, so ESPN through cable may or may not give it to you.  ESPN+ is a separate deal entirely.

20 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

I still have a blinking 12 on my vcr. 
 

 

Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, I wonder: “Did little demons get inside and type it?” I don’t know! My primitive mind can’t grasp these concepts. But there is one thing I do know – when a man slips and falls on a sidewalk in front of a public library, then he is entitled to no less than two million in compensatory damages, and two million in punitive damages.

3 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Yeah I’m old and can’t figure something out with the ESPN app.  I’m logged into the app on my TV through my provider, Directv so I should get the ESPN+ and Sec+ channels but when I click on the UT game channel it’s giving me a QR code and the only choice is to sign up for ESPN+ for $9.99.  Can someone tell this old man what I am missing?

Well it’s like 9 hours before game time lol. Usually when they start the broadcast, they give you a bunch of options to watch - watch via SECN+ with tv provider, watch via ESPN+ with subscription, watch the Spanish feed via ESPN3

You may just be trying entirely too early, there’s no broadcast  

15 minutes ago, Js1 said:

The ESPN app lets you do 4-in-one

 

22 minutes ago, miguelito said:

I'm old, I admit it.  But I don't like these apps and streaming TV.  Like someone said, it's like cable, but with more steps. I like to flip back and forth between as many games as I can.  That's not easy to with with the apps.

Now if you'll excuse me, I see some clouds I need to yell at.

I'm still spectrum(and yes I have to argue with them every year to get my price down to close to YTTV+Int).  I use all the apps through my roku but I still like the fact that I can set up favorites on the cable box and roll through 6 or 7 games by just pushing one button and it switches in about 1 second.

On 9/15/2024 at 8:40 PM, Elmer_Fudd said:

Any chance this game may get moved to the actual ESPN or SEC Netowrk channel instead of the SECN+ or whatever it's on since this'll be Arch's first start and now being ranked #1?

Aggy vs. Bowling Green is also relegated to streaming so Mickey can show Ga. Southern vs. Ole Miss on the SECN and Miami at South Florida on ESPN.

Are they really pushing streaming or does somebody in Connecticut just hate the state of Texas?

On 9/15/2024 at 5:33 PM, Not a Sock said:

It would even more invisible on LHN.

I had the LHN.

48 minutes ago, Js1 said:

The ESPN app lets you do 4-in-one

how do you do 4 in one in the ESPN app?  Is there a setting?

On 9/16/2024 at 7:19 AM, hookem2010 said:

In answer to the new site motto, I don't know what the fuck a warhawk is, but I would suggest ULM to give their name a little tweak to firehawk.

Imagine, you're on your ranch in the Australian outback, watching a wildfire make its way to your property. Then, by a stroke of luck, it starts to burn out. You're safe! But what's that, a fucking black kite picking  up a burning stick and carrying it past the extinguishing fire line, to start a new fire in order to flush up prey? God damn it...

They were Indians so they had to make up a stupid new mascot name.

3 minutes ago, bullet said:

Aggy vs. Bowling Green is also relegated to streaming so Mickey can show Ga. Southern vs. Ole Miss on the SECN and Miami at South Florida on ESPN.

I guess there are no flex scheduling options, but to not have #1 Texas with a Manning making his first start on actual tv is just amazing.

10 hours ago, MrBig said:

Galindo’s voice gives me flashbacks of the Charlie Strong and Tom Herman years. He pisses me off because he’s always saying shit in a backhanded way like he gets off on our misfortune even when we’re doing well. 

And don’t get me started on the bullshit nicknames he just makes up on the spot like it’s a real thing. I’m prepared to hear him calling players stupid shit like this nonstop during the game. 

Arch “The Miracle Man” Manning

Ryan “Fly Me to the Endzone” Wingo

Deandre “Throw it to Me” Moore

Matthew “He’s Not Silver He’s” Golden

Johntay “Call Him Chef Because He Can” Cook

Colin “Sack it to Me” Simmons

Anthony “He’s a Mountain Not an Ant” Hill Jr. 

And so on and so on. If he uses one of these nicknames names we know he reads Surly. 

Duver-YAY!

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

how do you do 4 in one in the ESPN app?  Is there a setting?

There should be an option for multiview and you can pick how many games and which ones. Might only be available on Apple TV’s ESPN app though 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

There should be an option for multiview and you can pick how many games and which ones. Might only be available on Apple TV’s ESPN app though 

per the googles only available via apple tv espn app and xbox. whomp whomp for me.  I'm roku.

7 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

how do you do 4 in one in the ESPN app?  Is there a setting?

 

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

There should be an option for multiview and you can pick how many games and which ones. Might only be available on Apple TV’s ESPN app though 

ESPN app on Apple TV or Xbox definitely have multicast. Not sure about Roku or any other devices.

edit: guess not Roku. Sucks. I use the multicast every Saturday. It’s awesome

Edited by LonghornSean

5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I guess there are no flex scheduling options, but to not have #1 Texas with a Manning making his first start on actual tv is just amazing.

I thought all the night games were because we were on TV.  I would have expected afternoon or noon.

52 minutes ago, immamac said:

Jesus fucking christ folks. I will be streaming it here. Sign up for treefiddy and don't worry about it working or not. 

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/subscriptions/

 

Ok but if I want to watch it on my TV do I need an hDmi cord or a Bluetooth?

side note: i really fucking hate that the sec put all their eggs in the espn basket.  

bring back tbs college football coverage! 

Are all games available on replay on the ESPN app after the game ends? I have ESPN+ but will miss the beginning of the game

22 minutes ago, bullet said:

I thought all the night games were because we were on TV.  I would have expected afternoon or noon.

my guess is if we want a 7PM kick we have to go to ESPN+/SECN+.  we were 6PM last week but on ESPN.  

There is no 7PM window if you are on an ABC/ESPN "Network" channel.

I'm good with it for Sept games like this.  get people to the game.

The orange cones/dirt burglar game is at 6:30PM on ABC.  That is probably what we get for Georgia. 

7 minutes ago, shadetree said:

Are all games available on replay on the ESPN app after the game ends? I have ESPN+ but will miss the beginning of the game

yes if the game is on ESPN/ABC/etc.  no for other network games like Michigan.

20 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

The orange cones/dirt burglar game is at 6:30PM on ABC.  That is probably what we get for Georgia. 

I sure hope so.

13 hours ago, MrBig said:

Galindo’s voice gives me flashbacks of the Charlie Strong and Tom Herman years. He pisses me off because he’s always saying shit in a backhanded way like he gets off on our misfortune even when we’re doing well. 

And don’t get me started on the bullshit nicknames he just makes up on the spot like it’s a real thing. I’m prepared to hear him calling players stupid shit like this nonstop during the game. 

Arch “The Miracle Man” Manning

Ryan “Fly Me to the Endzone” Wingo

Deandre “Throw it to Me” Moore

Matthew “He’s Not Silver He’s” Golden

Johntay “Call Him Chef Because He Can” Cook

Colin “Sack it to Me” Simmons

Anthony “He’s a Mountain Not an Ant” Hill Jr. 

And so on and so on. If he uses one of these nicknames names we know he reads Surly. 

This are all great thanks for the laugh!

33 minutes ago, immamac said:

You will be able to apple play or Chromecast to your smart TV from our stream. 

Now figure out how to overlay the radio broadcast instead of Lowell and watch the monies pour in.

3 hours ago, miguelito said:

I'm old, I admit it.  But I don't like these apps and streaming TV.  Like someone said, it's like cable, but with more steps. I like to flip back and forth between as many games as I can.  That's not easy to with with the apps.

Now if you'll excuse me, I see some clouds I need to yell at.

You just wouldn't be able to watch this game without the streaming option

14 hours ago, MrBig said:

Galindo’s voice gives me flashbacks of the Charlie Strong and Tom Herman years. He pisses me off because he’s always saying shit in a backhanded way like he gets off on our misfortune even when we’re doing well. 

And don’t get me started on the bullshit nicknames he just makes up on the spot like it’s a real thing. I’m prepared to hear him calling players stupid shit like this nonstop during the game. 

Arch “The Miracle Man” Manning

Ryan “Fly Me to the Endzone” Wingo

Deandre “Throw it to Me” Moore

Matthew “He’s Not Silver He’s” Golden

Johntay “Call Him Chef Because He Can” Cook

Colin “Sack it to Me” Simmons

Anthony “He’s a Mountain Not an Ant” Hill Jr. 

And so on and so on. If he uses one of these nicknames names we know he reads Surly. 

You've been reading too much TexAgs, sir. The nicknames lol

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