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Fuck. Ā I’m dying. Ā I may wear these just for the lulz Imma provided šŸ˜‚

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53 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Are they able to straighten out the longhorn? The sideways look kinda sucks

It grows on you. I thought the same thing at first. The cool thing is its real cowhide and stamped out. They are super comfortable, almost like you shouldn't wear them out of the house, but they are durable.Ā 

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5 minutes ago, immamac said:

It grows on you. I thought the same thing at first. The cool thing is its real cowhide and stamped out. They are super comfortable, almost like you shouldn't wear them out of the house, but they are durable.Ā 

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Ordered mine today and should have before Saturday.

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I need a pair of these.

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2 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Are they able to straighten out the longhorn? The sideways look kinda sucks

Imma spends most his time horizontal, as evidenced upthread. Ā So…

4 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Are they able to straighten out the longhorn? The sideways look kinda sucks

one of the reviews on the site has them straight.Ā  The horns are smaller but it's at least been done.Ā 

6 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

So does ur motherĀ 

Well she’s dead, so…

40 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Well she’s dead, so…

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Him, her whatever

I looked and you can't get half-sizing, right? Just 11s or 12s? I wear a size 11.5 Sperry. Would a 12 be too long?

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4 hours ago, ChickenNuggets said:

I looked and you can't get half-sizing, right? Just 11s or 12s? I wear a size 11.5 Sperry. Would a 12 be too long?

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Same boat. FAQ suggested go to 12.Ā 
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Turns out, they’re available with a horizontal longhorn and Surly should still get its tree fiddy.Ā 
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13 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

one of the reviews on the site has them straight.Ā  The horns are smaller but it's at least been done.Ā 

And yet you opted for the goofy oneĀ 

52 minutes ago, Tx74 said:

And yet you opted for the goofy oneĀ 

I opted for not spending $250 on them. Ā  Cool if you could pull them off though. Ā Ā 

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9 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Well she’s dead, so…

Don’t kink shameĀ 

44 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

Creation of Arch

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Arch got a bigger dick than that.Ā  Put some respect on that man.Ā 

How much profit you making here? And is there a discount code to reduce the price by however much they’re giving to you?

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10 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

How much profit you making here? And is there a discount code to reduce the price by however much they’re giving to you?

These are actually hand customized by real humans in the US and the extra materials are also real cowhide. There's some margin in there, but not really all that much when you account for shipping, labor and additional materials and handling.

On 9/16/2024 at 7:53 AM, immamac said:

https://customdudes.com/pages/longhorns?utm_source=surly

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As seen on my feet at the tailgate.Ā 

Buying these helps Surly as a portion of the proceeds comes directly to us. They are comfortable and the quality is elevated from normal dudes shoes. They run the same size as Sperry's which I generally wear and accommodate flat wide feet pretty well.Ā 

Very comfy shoes tongue is a bit stiff until broken in because it's extra cowhide but these are made with American hands and I've talked with the owner several times.Ā 

There really are only 500 of these and stock just got finished last week. They are gonna go before the season ends, much like tailgate tickets for away games these are gonna sell out.Ā 

Get yourself a pair today!Ā 

The odor is coming through my screen..

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8 hours ago, B00M said:


Same boat. FAQ suggested go to 12.Ā 
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Turns out, they’re available with a horizontal longhorn and Surly should still get its tree fiddy.Ā 
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You will be giving yourself the "horns down" 24/7

If you collab with that dude that spray paints players shoes I’ll buy them

When the price drops to $3.50 I'll buy a couple of those ugly ass things....

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To give to Goodwill.

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12 hours ago, pacman said:

You will be giving yourself the "horns down" 24/7

Fortunately, I don’t live behind the Wendy’s dumpster, so I take my shoes off at night

My fiduciary did not approve because I will make roughly 0 tailgates this szn.

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Can't ps worth a shit so asking for forgiveness in advance...Ā 

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I have never repped a higher percentages of posts than this thread. Well done.Ā 

Actually saw a pair of these in the wild on a flight a couple weeks ago. Ā I mean if you can pull them off go for it. He didn't. I couldn't. But y'all do you!

Bought. Ā They should arrive soon. Ā This made me post for like the third time in 20 years. Ā Immamac you’re a gd genius. Ā I hope your margins are egregious, and I think you should charge more. Ā I presume I’m the only NJ resident with these shoes - I guess subject to the potential that Sydir is still on the team.

On 9/16/2024 at 11:19 AM, royiv said:

I would have to push around an IV pole with a constant drip of fluids

Do they have Gatorade (green or orange, original) flavor?

8 hours ago, ChickenNuggets said:

Is it going to seem gay if we all show up at the tailgate wearing only the same shoes? NTTAWWT

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9 hours ago, ChickenNuggets said:

Is it going to seem gay if we all show up at the tailgate wearing the same shoes? NTTAWWT

its only gay if the toes touch

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13 hours ago, Mother mopar said:

For some hey dudes

That have been customized.

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I like them, but I ain’t spending that sort of coin on footwear because I’m cheap.

On 9/18/2024 at 4:04 PM, Sgt Hulk said:

225 bucks got damnĀ 

WHAAAT?

On 9/16/2024 at 11:19 AM, royiv said:

Every time I see a pic of you my first thought is how miserable that hair and beard must be in the summertime in Texas. As much as I sweat I think I would have to push around an IV pole with a constant drip of fluids if I had that much hair on my noggin.

Can't you see...that man-bun can be used as a flotation device?

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