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Coach Sark Press Conference 9.16 - 11:30am(ish) LHN (app)

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#1

Texas completely demolishes UTSA to a tune of 56-7 and vaults to #1 in the country in the AP Poll.  Several guys get knicked up though - including Quinn Ewers who will likely be out for a game or two:

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Next up, another glorified scrimmage, this time against Louisiana Monroe.  This one is spruced up a bit though as it will be the first carrer start for one Archibald Manning.

 

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#2

I got nothing….

…so here is as good a place as any to ask: should we learn kickoff time for the MSU game today? That’s how it usually worked under our former deal except for the annoying “5 day exceptions”

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#3

well we know it is either 2:30 or 3:30, but i'm not sure when we learn exactly which time it will start.  today seems like as good of a day as any.

#7

No, 2:30 or 3:30. I think that means either it's on ABC/ESPN channel at 2:30 or SEC Network at 3-3:30

Sep 28 (Sat) Afternoon Window (2:30-3:30 p.m. CT)
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#8
1 minute ago, tokamak said:

Caleigh seems nice. I have no idea what that hand signal is supposed to be. 

Triple shocker, it's an advanced technique that only the elite are capable of pulling off.

 

#9

Since the remake of the LHN, I have had trouble getting the after game press conferences IRT.  I tried to find them on LHN, but waited without results.  Are they still available live?  Where?

I guess the best way to watch the Monday presser is on KBVO?  Streaming LHN seems to be steaming.

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#11
3 minutes ago, abuelo gringo said:

Since the remake of the LHN, I have had trouble getting the after game press conferences IRT.  I tried to find them on LHN, but waited without results.  Are they still available live?  Where?

I guess the best way to watch the Monday presser is on KBVO?  Streaming LHN seems to be steaming.

they also stream on espn+

#13
1 hour ago, utee94 said:

Triple shocker, it's an advanced technique that only the elite are capable of pulling off.

 

 

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#14

Sark said Quinn will be listed as "questionable". Doubt he plays but that sounds pretty good.

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#15

Great comments about watching his son play.  He admitted he just reverted to dad mode, like any dad watching his kid play.  Took his headset off and just watched a couple of plays.

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#16

Sark is the real deal. It’s truly amazing to watch him run this program as a top dog yet with personality and joy. We are lucky. 

#17
2 hours ago, MirrOlure said:

I got nothing….

…so here is as good a place as any to ask: should we learn kickoff time for the MSU game today? That’s how it usually worked under our former deal except for the annoying “5 day exceptions”

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What is the point of waiting on all three afternoon games?  I guess we'll see if OU upsets Tenn, but other than that, what is the point?

#18

They are getting carried away with waiting to the last possible moment to set game times.  It was nice when it was set in stone a few weeks or even a month out.

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5 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

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What is the point of waiting on all three afternoon games?  I guess we'll see if OU upsets Tenn, but other than that, what is the point?

Even in the afterlife, YGIFS is fucking pissed at the continuing to have to wait until game week to know the time 

#20
3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Even in the afterlife, YGIFS is fucking pissed at the continuing to have to wait until game week to know the time 

Serious strife

#21

It's hard to make plans when you don't know when the fucking game is going to start.  We are going to be in Vegas for the Texas and ATM game.  It's kind of hard to make reservations somewhere to watch it when they wait until some time during the week of the game to set it's start time.

#23

Arkansas vs. Auburn having multiple impacts on next week's schedule. You would think Texas' first SEC game would be a rubber-stamped ABC/ESPN game and not possibly relegated to the SEC Network. 

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#24

Okay, not to change the subject, but which one of you guys was this?

 

"The single highest individual penalty, $40,823, was issued to a traveler who brought their own alcohol on board, was intoxicated, attempted to smoke marijuana in the lavatory, and sexually assaulted a flight attendant – all in a single flight." CNN

 

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5 minutes ago, kevwun said:

It's hard to make plans when you don't know when the fucking game is going to start.  We are going to be in Vegas for the Texas and ATM game.  It's kind of hard to make reservations somewhere to watch it when they wait until some time during the week of the game to set it's start time.

Make a bunch of reservations, and use the one that works. I’m sure establishments will love that. 
 

Of course, tv doesn’t want group watches because it depresses ratings so the last minute stuff is probably an attempt yo disrupt that. 

2 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Okay, not to change the subject, but which one of you guys was this?

 

"The single highest individual penalty, $40,823, was issued to a traveler who brought their own alcohol on board, was intoxicated, attempted to smoke marijuana in the lavatory, and sexually assaulted a flight attendant – all in a single flight." CNN

 

Was this to or from Mexico by chance?

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#26
1 minute ago, TreatyOak said:

Okay, not to change the subject, but which one of you guys was this?

 

"The single highest individual penalty, $40,823, was issued to a traveler who brought their own alcohol on board, was intoxicated, attempted to smoke marijuana in the lavatory, and sexually assaulted a flight attendant – all in a single flight." CNN

 

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#27
Just now, TreatyOak said:

Okay, not to change the subject, but which one of you guys was this?

 

"The single highest individual penalty, $40,823, was issued to a traveler who brought their own alcohol on board, was intoxicated, attempted to smoke marijuana in the lavatory, and sexually assaulted a flight attendant – all in a single flight." CNN

 

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#28

Opener:

reiterate longhorn nation is a great atmosphere. Come early be loud stay late wear orange etc. Another night game

Hall of Honor induction ceremony (Alex Okafor)

Womens soccer SEC kickoff this week

Played 77/120 players, 6 scorers, 9 carried ball, 11 caught a pass, 28 players with defensive stats

QB depth getting tested, Quinn non-contact he'll be questionable. Day to day.

Great opportunity for Arch, came in with no notice, as a backup should. Came composed, played high level, some things to work on.

Story of the game is complimentary football, created explosive plays 9 yard per play, 3.8 yards per play allowed including the 56 yarder bust up on defense. 

Defense getting big stops is great on recovery

Players are being very coachable, coaches are coaching their asses off. 

ULM 2-0, being nice saying they have a lot of new faces and stuff.

Question 1: Collin Simmons getting to QB, what do you like most and whats the next step?

He's improved from week 1 to week 4. Has confidence in what to do. Impactful when he gets to rush the passer. Working on making him a complete player, focusing on run game to round him out. 

Anthony hill comparison, great work ethic and focus. 

Question 2: how do you keep on track as ranked 1?

Because of the playoff "it really doesn't matter" it's not what other people think of us it's what we do. 

Mission is "far far from over", the guys don't even talk about it. Giving eachother  a hard time on what to improve and making fun of ethan burke diving into the endzone.

Question 3: Superstar backup QB and hype, how do you handle it?

I don't do anything, arch is just another guy on our team. He's just that way, selfless teammate. Coach speak rest of answer everyone sucks each others dicks it doesn't matter.

Follow up: Quinn out what's going on?

he's a pro, he'll be ready to come back in etc.

Question 4: assess defensive coaching staff so far this year

doing a great job, adjusted and evolved from year to year. new ideas from Nansen and PK - important that they are playing hard fast and creating turnovers. Having a lot of fun, they are celebrating different than ever before. confidence.

Question 5: Ryan Wingo how is he doing as a freshman

Size speed range, really rare don't find that every day. Brought humility and work "not look at me ryan wingo". He has an explosive play ability sark has never seen. Working on details, but bright future

Question 6: What do you want to see for the next level of the defense?

Want to keep people out of the endzone. Create turnovers, keep explosive pass plays from happening. Wants the broken play run for a TD back. Thinks 19 should be 12 allowed this season

Question 7: How do you manage the success for your team through the next weeks?

I don't care, we don't pay attention, coach speak answer. Hard to see when you are 5-7 consistent messaging. Formula for success, key component "better never rests"

Question 8: Talk about running game, what about Jaydon Blue?

Blue and Mcdonald are both improving looking good. Run game is blocking really really well, WR being challenged to block better on edges and safetys for really big runs. Jerrick is running like a baby rhino he needs to learn to juke and make people miss in space. Getting use to open field it's new to these runners.

Question 9: When did quinn get hurt?

Gunnar helm hurdle play. He felt it and no one noticed because he hurdled that guy. He felt it and tried to work it out but it didn't so he went down

Question 10: How difficult is it to be mentally prepared to definitely touch the ball with the depth. 

Choice coaches all of them like they are getting 25 carries a game. Thats why they are ready.

Question 11: Assess arch decisions

yeah he's doing great, 9/12 great decisions bla bla did checkdowns technical talk about reads. missed a throw human nature. Being a physical team, he took a huge shot and stood in the pocket to deliver a TD pass. He pulled the ball to run and it was great decision making.

Question 12: Freshman or recruits coming in, how critical is it to spell out the vision/roadmap/how fast can they contribute?

Important for all of them. Compares banks and baxter to helm as freshman vs developers. They have a list of improvements and do it in practice, the more things you do well the more opportunities you get. Special teams is a great way to build confidence. Like working out and eating right transformations when people see you and say wow (lol bitchtits)

Question 13: how does the playcalling get effected by mobility like arch? who does he remind you of?

the more things we do well the harder we are to defend. Won't major in it, QB won't carry 10-20 yards a game, doesn't mean they won't use it to keep them honest. Comparison Jake Locker who was a great runner and he "had to run him" physically thats the comparison.

Question 14: On 3rd down what leads to elite defense?

Knowing how we want to play the calls. Technical coach speak. Credit to PK. Doesn't give the rhythm on 3rd down, he'll call things that are catching people off guard. Players executing that call is important. Very good short yardage team.

Question 15: Arch to wingo, drops back like lefty then throws righty why would you do that?

Subtle pocket movement. they move him around and don't like him straight behind so they can't find rhythm and change launch point. Don't make QB a sitting duck. 

Question 16: cutoff for quinn to call start? Arch starts alters plans with 1s?

Yeah duh you fucking moron. next question

Question 17: what have you learned from the tape of your reserves this season?

Colton Vasek is great. Likes to see the O-line young guys. Compare week 1 to week 3 cuz a lot played both. Percentage high of improvement

Question 18: Question about his dad mode when his son is in?

First game he was ripping someones ass, this time He took headset off this time, he just wanted to watch him play. Then he yelled to blitz 32 WHY ARENT YOU BLITZING HIM jokes. registered half a tackle. Honor to play here. Proud of brady etc etc.

Question 19: Trey Owens assessment + does it change his week?

Yeah fucking duh, he did great poised and composed got fucked by RB made good throws poise and composure was there playing in front of 100k. In good hands with him as the backup.

 

 

#31
43 minutes ago, immamac said:

Question 16: cutoff for quinn to call start? Arch starts alters plans with 1s?

Yeah duh you fucking moron. next question

So Bohls asked that question?

#32
3 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

I have no idea what many of the questions and answers he wrote are supposed to convey.

Extreme levels of pain 

#33
25 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

He didn't just walk up and drop his sack on the table?

As if he could carry it by himself?  Be serious.

#34
1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

He didn't just walk up and drop his sack on the table?

I think it's on display in front of the Tower.

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Played 77/120 players, 6 scorers, 9 carried ball, 11 caught a pass, 28 players with defensive stats

Any one of those numbers is awesome all on its own, but all of them in one game? That's fucking nuts.

#37

The candor, honesty and authenticity of Sarkisian is refreshing. We've gone from the clown-like musings of Brown to worthless pressers from Strong and Herman to a coach who's actually a good and interesting listen on Mondays.

#39

Question 16: cutoff for quinn to call start? Arch starts alters plans with 1s?

Yeah duh you fucking moron. next question

 

Coach, Farud Hashami, Baghdad Times. Where are your specific playcalls, and can I go to practice and record them?

Is there anything that you can tell us that would lower the morale of your team?

 

#40
1 hour ago, Doc Daneeka said:

His take on the “guy in the stands” when he had the headset off watching his son play was pure gold. 

Yup.

 

#41
6 hours ago, immamac said:

Question 5: Ryan Wingo how is he doing as a freshman

Size speed range, really rare don't find that every day. Brought humility and work "not look at me ryan wingo". He has an explosive play ability sark has never seen. Working on details, but bright future

Um. Sark's seen a few explosive playmakers at receiver.

Gentleman, this year is going to be damn fun.

#42
44 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Um. Sark's seen a few explosive playmakers at receiver.

Gentleman, this year is going to be damn fun.

To be fair, he said “after three games.” But, yes, fun. 

#43
12 hours ago, BigOrange1 said:

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So sad to see a seemingly nice young woman dealing with such an extreme case of hand-job induced carpal tunnel syndrome. 

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#44
12 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

So sad to see a seemingly nice young woman dealing with such an extreme case of hand-job induced carpal tunnel syndrome. 

You keep using that word “sad’; I don’t think it means what you think it means…

#45
10 hours ago, immamac said:

story of the game is complimentary football, created explosive plays 9 yard per play, 3.8 yards per play allowed including the 56 yarder bust up on defense. 

“Complementary.” 
 

#Sorrynotsorry 

#47
10 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

“Complementary.” 
 

#Sorrynotsorry 

 

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