August 6, 20187 yr Last i checked, there was no Schlitterbahn in Minnesota but this is a sad story all around. Not going to end well for the parents or even the park I'd imagine. https://www.newsweek.com/minnesota-man-arrested-pushing-boy-31-feet-waterslide-platform-1053661
August 6, 20187 yr That's enraging. It sounds like the real fault lies with the 18 year old's aide who either let him get in the water slide line by himself or let him throw an 8 year old boy over the railing while being in line with him. I hope its the former rather than the latter, but either way, the aide should be held responsible.
August 6, 20187 yr Child, 8, Thrown 31 Feet Off Waterslide Platform by Adult Because Queue Was Too Long The fuck is this British shit.
August 6, 20187 yr 22 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said: The fuck is this British shit. English may not be Shmittybahn's native tongue.
August 6, 20187 yr it probably took him 5 seconds to do the tossing. he saved himself 30 seconds in line. in my estimation, that's a pretty good return on investment. regarded kid is a genius.
August 6, 20187 yr 13 minutes ago, crash_davis said: it probably took him 5 seconds to do the tossing. he saved himself 30 seconds in line. in my estimation, that's a pretty good return on investment. regarded kid is a genius. That 30 seconds may cause him about 630mm seconds
August 6, 20187 yr Author 13 minutes ago, Trey3216 said: That 30 seconds may cause cost him about 630mm seconds FIFY
August 6, 20187 yr 7 minutes ago, Shmitty said: FIFY Very true. That's what I get for typing while talking on the phone.
August 6, 20187 yr a typical 8 year old kid is what... 90 pounds? mentally-challenged strength must be a real phenomenon.
August 6, 20187 yr Author 8 minutes ago, 52-80 said: a typical 8 year old kid is what... 90 pounds? mentally-challenged strength must be a real phenomenon. I wasn't a late bloomer by any means but I really didn't start getting my "grown man" strength till I was 18, then packing on muscle mass was naturally easy.
August 6, 20187 yr 13 minutes ago, 52-80 said: mentally-challenged strength must be a real phenomenon. The theory is highly regarded.
August 6, 20187 yr 11 minutes ago, 4th and 5 said: He’s got mental disabilities I think the prosecution will let him slide. Not if he has a pattern.
August 6, 20187 yr Quote It sounds like the real fault lies with the 18 year old's aide Edited August 6, 20187 yr by Deej
August 6, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, 4th and 5 said: He’s got mental disabilities I think the prosecution will let him slide. So are you saying the charges may get tossed?
August 6, 20187 yr Author 22 minutes ago, Brew said: So are you saying the charges may get tossed? I think you're missing the pun.
August 6, 20187 yr 17 minutes ago, Brew said: So are you saying the charges may get tossed? I expect the defense to claim this kid is just a fall guy and ask that the charges be dropped. But it really depends on the jury pool and whether the DA is looking to make a big splash.
August 6, 20187 yr 7 minutes ago, Shmitty said: I think you're missing the pun. You might wanna think this one thru a bit.
August 6, 20187 yr Author 19 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said: You might wanna think this one thru a bit. Nevermind, I get it now.
August 6, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, Shmitty said: I wasn't a late bloomer by any means but I really didn't start getting my "grown man" strength till I was 18, then packing on muscle mass was naturally easy. Hey, that's great.
August 6, 20187 yr Author 9 minutes ago, TexArcher said: Hey, that's great. referring to how easily the 18 year old could have picked up the 75lb boy.
August 7, 20187 yr 11 minutes ago, Beau Vine said: How did Mongo get out of his enclosure? He was on a long ass leash
August 7, 20187 yr Last i checked, there was no Schlitterbahn in Minnesota but this is a sad story all around. Not going to end well for the parents or even the park I'd imagine. https://www.newsweek.com/minnesota-man-arrested-pushing-boy-31-feet-waterslide-platform-1053661
August 7, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, luke duke said: How do I neg rep this guy? Leave him alone, his mentally challenged strength didn’t come in until he was 18 either.
August 7, 20187 yr If he had been more like Radical Larry he could have just levitated to the front of the line.
August 7, 20187 yr 32 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said: Isn't everyone at a waterpark mentally challenged? Fat, stupid and sunburned is no way to get through summer.
August 7, 20187 yr Author 1 hour ago, Gene Parmesan said: Isn't everyone at a waterpark mentally challenged? Isn't that why the lines for the bathroom at those places are always the shortest?
August 7, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Gene Parmesan said: Isn't everyone at a waterpark mentally challenged? http://ew.com/article/2016/09/16/good-place-point-system-afterlife-ted-danson-kristen-bell/ The good place point system was hilarious Many of the actions displayed are simple human courtesies (someone who held the door 4,090 times for the person behind them earned 8815.23 points), some tap into zeitgeist issues (telling a woman to smile docked someone 53.83 points), and others are just… eccentric (“Fail to disclose camel illness while selling camel” saddles you with -22.22 points.) “It’s all twos, which is just another weird thing about it,” says Schur, deeming this example his favorite of the bunch. “That really makes me laugh every time I see it.” A few oddly specific ones have even been culled from real-life events experienced by Schur and his writers. Take, for example, “Maintained composure waiting in line at water park in Houston: +61.14.” “That is a real event from my life when I was 13,” says Schur. “I used to spend the summers in Houston. We saw an ad for a new ride at AstroWorld, which is some sort of stupid rollercoaster thing, and I was like, ‘I want to do that.’ And my Uncle Jeff, who’s a wonderful man, took me to AstroWorld, and the ride had just opened, it was probably early August. Houston in August is a bad combo. And we waited in this line to get on that ride for two hours, and it was fine with me because I was like, ‘This is going to be the most amazing thing ever!’ The ride was probably 53 seconds long, and then it was over, and I was like, “That was great!” And he was like, ‘Yep. That was great.’ Now having kids of my own and having been to many hot amusement parks, I cannot believe that he maintained his composure in that line for two hours.”
August 7, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, Js1 said: Fat, stupid and sunburned is no way to get through summer. Tell that to Florida.
August 7, 20187 yr 33 minutes ago, El Diablo said: Tell that to every teenager in America. Mo better ?
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