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Football National Championship or Trump/Harris Defeat? 89 members have voted

  1. 1. You can guarantee Football National Championship or Trump (or Harris) Loss. Which would you lock in?

    • Football National Championship
    • Dotard Loss (Or Harris Loss, if you aren't interested in currying favor on this board.)

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There will be plenty of opportunities to win a title with Arch.  There's only one 2024 election and I happen to like democracy. 

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Por que no los dos?

 

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Dude is a question? I'd trade every Alabama national championship ever for a Trump loss

12 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Por que no los dos?

 

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Este 

30 minutes ago, Js1 said:

There will be plenty of opportunities to win a title with Arch.  There's only one 2024 election and I happen to like democracy. 

Yep, end of thread.

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Football is a game. The presidency, especially with trump is drastically more impactful.  

If it was some other run of the mill non maga Republican I'd take the NC lock, we are talking about a traiterous piece of shit looking to destroy America to save himself and for personal gain. 

Kamala vs Trump

Texas vs everybody in CFB.

Show me a loss. I don't see one.

 

We know what aggy would pick.

I can live without a NC, not sure I can make it 4 more years heading towards a dictatorship eventually envisioned to be led by a Buckeye supporting couch fucker and Miller has the head of a new department of propaganda.

i'd lock in Harris winning.  and Texas still might win it all this year without the guarantee.  let those chips fall where they may.

Aggy and Penn State would pick football. Nobody should be like them.

I would make a deal with the devil to commit to Texas never winning another title in any sport ever again if it meant dotard loses and we remain a democracy. I would ask for ranked choice and outlaw gerrymandering as well.

there's a bit of a linkage between texas winning national championships and terrible shit happening.

we won our first national championship in 1963 winning the cotton bowl in dallas just a little more than a month after kennedy was assassinated. 

1969 was the year nixon became president, manson family murders, Vietnam war kills 22k americans, santa barbra spill, . on the other hand, apollo 11 and woodstock.

1970, nixon was still president, the beatles break up, vietnam still going strong with 23k dead americans, the bhola cyclone, marshall football team plane crash, kickoff of economic malaise.

2005, w is president and we are idiotically fighting two wars in afghanistan and iraq, hollaback girl is the number one song, the commodity and housing market bubble is fully engaged.

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Awkward Season 4 GIF by The Office

Don’t worry, Aggy08, this poll is grounded in reality, it’s not a fantasy/wish scenario.

Edited by Covri
Numbers are hard

I also don’t want to ever see this team at the Trump WH. Yuck

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I’m used to Texas not winning shit we should. 
 

im not used to living in a fascist dystopia fueled by hatred and cruelty. 
 

go with what you know, imo. 

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

I also don’t want to ever see this team at the Trump WH. Yuck

Holy shit. I just realized that if the Horns do win the championship this year, they could be the first team to visit Kamala in the White House. 

I took Natty title cause I’ll probably just go to Thailand if he wins and get some ladyboys

Shit, I take Harris over even aggy winning the National Championship. Trump is still more unbearable than they would be.

3 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

We know what aggy would pick.

I can live without a NC, not sure I can make it 4 more years heading towards a dictatorship eventually envisioned to be led by a Buckeye supporting couch fucker and Miller has the head of a new department of propaganda.

If Trump won, Abbott and Co. will wreck UT as we know it and turn it into Liberty U with a massive budget, so I'm not sure if we would even be competitive in the future.

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43 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

not like this GIF

 

Yeah, the question made me feel

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2 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Awkward Season 4 GIF by The Office

 

2 hours ago, Covri said:

Don’t worry, Aggy06

simon cowell facepalm GIF

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

Shit, I take Harris over even aggy winning the National Championship. Trump is still more unbearable than they would be.

Larry David Reaction GIF

 

5 hours ago, F250 said:

Kamala vs Trump

Texas vs everybody in CFB.

Show me a loss. I don't see one.

And that's fair.

But my (and my family's) dual citizenship (Canada eh) should be finished by the end of this year, and if Kamala loses.....I'm probably on too many social media watch lists, so this will be me.

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6 hours ago, G650 said:

Dude is a question? I'd trade every Alabama national championship ever for a Trump loss

Este. I, too, would trade every Bama NC for a Trump loss.

5 hours ago, HOOKEM4 said:

I would make a deal with the devil to commit to Texas never winning another title in any sport ever again if it meant dotard loses and we remain a democracy. I would ask for ranked choice and outlaw gerrymandering as well.

Same here. 

 

(But I am a Nebraska fan.) 

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