August 6, 20187 yr http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/animals/oklahoma-pony-case-629403 AUGUST 6--In full view of several onlookers, an Oklahoma man allegedly had sex with a pony in a field outside Tulsa, according to police. Responding to a 911 call about “a man having sex with a pony,” Rogers County Sheriff’s Office deputies arrived around 8:45 AM Wednesday morning to a rural neighborhood in Inola, a city about 30 miles east of Tulsa. Upon arriving at the scene, a local resident told cops she was leaving for work when she “observed a white male full nude standing in the field having sex with a pony.” The woman called a neighbor and “asked her to check it out and call the police.” Well, you have to admit, the pony was probably better-looking than most of the girls in Oklahoma......
August 7, 20187 yr http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/animals/oklahoma-pony-case-629403 AUGUST 6--In full view of several onlookers, an Oklahoma man allegedly had sex with a pony in a field outside Tulsa, according to police. Responding to a 911 call about “a man having sex with a pony,” Rogers County Sheriff’s Office deputies arrived around 8:45 AM Wednesday morning to a rural neighborhood in Inola, a city about 30 miles east of Tulsa. Upon arriving at the scene, a local resident told cops she was leaving for work when she “observed a white male full nude standing in the field having sex with a pony.” The woman called a neighbor and “asked her to check it out and call the police.” Well, you have to admit, the pony was probably better-looking than most of the girls in Oklahoma...... Lady that called the cops must be new to Oklahoma.
August 7, 20187 yr I'm picturing this as the opening scene of The Baker Mayfield Story. In the second scene, the pony shoots out Baby Baker, who grabs his crotch at the vet and sneers at the camera. And it's all downhill from there. Edited August 7, 20187 yr by TexArcher
August 7, 20187 yr Best part (to me) is that when the woman and her daughter saw it, the first instinct of the daughter was to start filming on her phone. Not utter disgust, mind you, but to start filming.
August 7, 20187 yr Apparently someone slipped something in his “pop” so this is what he saw. https://www.newsweek.com/pony-oklahoma-bestiality-indecent-exposure-soda-pop-sex-naked-1056850 Edited August 7, 20187 yr by tfoolry
August 8, 20187 yr On 8/6/2018 at 10:13 PM, tfoolry said: Apparently someone slipped something in his “pop” so this is what he saw. https://www.newsweek.com/pony-oklahoma-bestiality-indecent-exposure-soda-pop-sex-naked-1056850 Now I will never look at "My Little Pony" commercials the same way...
August 8, 20187 yr the man raised his hands and was quoted as saying "i assumed it was consensual because he didn't run away"
September 21, 20214 yr As you would expect, ..... Police find accused leg thief with leg strapped to head | KFDM
September 22, 20214 yr Popular Post 13 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said: As you would expect, ..... Police find accused leg thief with leg strapped to head | KFDM Armed robbery? More like legged robbery.
September 22, 20214 yr Well I have to give the guy props for asking the value of each item. He seems very organized. I wonder what software he uses to inventory all of his loot?
September 22, 20214 yr On 8/6/2018 at 4:32 PM, Ragnarok said: http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/animals/oklahoma-pony-case-629403 AUGUST 6--In full view of several onlookers, an Oklahoma man allegedly had sex with a pony in a field outside Tulsa, according to police. Responding to a 911 call about “a man having sex with a pony,” Rogers County Sheriff’s Office deputies arrived around 8:45 AM Wednesday morning to a rural neighborhood in Inola, a city about 30 miles east of Tulsa. Upon arriving at the scene, a local resident told cops she was leaving for work when she “observed a white male full nude standing in the field having sex with a pony.” The woman called a neighbor and “asked her to check it out and call the police.” Well, you have to admit, the pony was probably better-looking than most of the girls in Oklahoma...... I was traveling through Oklahoma when it started to really rain hard. I decided to wait out the storm in a dive bar. The only other person at the bar was a young man staring at his drink. After a few moments of silence the man turned to me and said in a thick Okie accent: "You see this bar? I built this bar with my own bare hands. I cut down every tree and made the lumber myself. I toiled away through the wind and heat, but do they call me Cletus the bar builder? No." He continued "Do you see that wall out there? I built that wall with my own bare hands. I found every stone and placed them just right through the wind and the dust storms, but do they call me Cletus the wall builder? No." "Do ya see that shotgun shack out there on the stock tank? I built that shack with my own bare hands, stealing each piece of plywood and arranging it so it would keep the dust out. Do they call me Cletus the shack builder ? No." "But yew fuck one pony.."
September 22, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, Handcruser said: Well I have to give the guy props for asking the value of each item. He seems very organized. I wonder what software he uses to inventory all of his loot?
September 22, 20214 yr After reading the thread title, but before clicking the thread, I always stop and think for a moment, and ponder what it could possibly be this time. Meth trailer blows up? Toothless lovers in a slap fight rolling in hog waller? My imagination is never up to the task.
September 22, 20214 yr 22 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said: As you would expect, ..... Police find accused leg thief with leg strapped to head | KFDM Wholly shit, I'd better be careful, never dreamed there would be leg bandits running around loose..
September 23, 20214 yr 5 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said: Wholly shit, I'd better be careful, never dreamed there would be leg bandits running around loose.. Username implies that leg bandits are the ones that need to be fearful.
September 23, 20214 yr On 8/6/2018 at 4:32 PM, Ragnarok said: Well, you have to admit, the pony was probably better-looking than most of the girls in Oklahoma...... What's the difference between a catfish and a girl from Oklahoma? One has big lips and whiskers and the other is a fish.
September 23, 20214 yr 16 minutes ago, Hate said: What's the difference between a catfish and a girl from Oklahoma? One has big lips, whiskers and is a bottom feeder. The other is a fish. fify
September 23, 20214 yr Wait. They sell those by the pound?Nah, they only put that in there so you would be able to tell the size....It's shown for scale.Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk
September 23, 20214 yr 4 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said: I can get you a leg by 3:00 o'clock. With nail polish. There are ways, Dude.
September 24, 20214 yr On 9/22/2021 at 4:15 PM, SHOOTER12 said: Wholly shit, I'd better be careful, never dreamed there would be leg bandits running around loose..
October 22, 20214 yr On 10/21/2021 at 5:28 PM, elfenix said: what the fuck are posts 11 and 12 in this thread Someone trying to get me fired.
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