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Does the nfl not believe in misdirection?

Just now, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Fourth and a foot and you run it wide?  How do these coordinators actually get their jobs. 3rd down should have ran Bijan up the middle  as he tends to fall forward for a yard.

Zac freaking Robinson lol. 

Went from hanging out at top golf in Dallas to NFL OC on a whim

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Algiers has to take care of him, that's his job....

Dumb AF to put an RB as a blocking back. Algiers isn’t accustomed to lead blocking on a run play. ATL play calling is dogshit. 

4 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Lmao. You need inches and you run the slowest developing outside run that was as telegraphed as can be. Dorks.

“ …nobody would suspect that”

Edited by Gatorubet

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

cousins cant run the qb sneak ?

chiefs had zero stacking going on 

pretty sure hes not 100% healed from the achilles injury from last year.

Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:

pretty sure hes not 100% healed from the achilles injury from last year.

 

cheifs db's blew that one up. everyone else was blocked / engaged 

they lost the game not going for 3 earlier, this would have been an easy 3 for the win 

regardless of algiers fucking up that play was doomed from the start based on the alignment.  plus  the guard and tackle got driven back  2 yards right at the snap.

just horrible.

4 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

Zac freaking Robinson lol. 

Went from hanging out at top golf in Dallas to NFL OC on a whim

Then you have Kirk cousins who is just fine running whatever dumb fuck play they call and getting out of the game healthy and rich. 
 

i don’t blame him honestly

 

 but legit NFL franchise QBs say fuck that play when some dumb ass OC wants to run a split back toss against 9 guys all in 3 point stances on the fucking LOS

1 minute ago, Zeus said:

Then you have Kirk cousins who is just fine running whatever dumb fuck play they call and getting out of the game healthy and rich. 
 

i don’t blame him honestly

 

 but legit NFL franchise QBs say fuck that play when some dumb ass OC wants to run a split back toss against 9 guys all in 3 point stances on the fucking LOS

at least use your TO once you see you are fucked. 

That was Arthur Smith levels of stupidity at the end.  Glad to know every team in the NFL still finds ways to hand the Chiefs wins.  

22 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Bijan needs to get out of that hell hole

I wanna see what Penis Jr. has first.

Just now, ztejas said:

I wanna see what Penis Jr. has first.

I can tell you what he has.  A shitty offensive line and a shitty offensive coordinator to match.


this is cool! 

Atlanta please let Penix play. All those weapons and you can’t break 20 points. Damn. 

8 hours ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

I can tell you what he has.  A shitty offensive line and a shitty offensive coordinator to match.

According to a post game interview with Bijan, Cousins audibled into that play.  Like, what the fuck.  I bet the original call was a QB sneak and Kirk made a business decision.  

20 minutes ago, SpiralOut said:

According to a post game interview with Bijan, Cousins audibled into that play.  Like, what the fuck.  I bet the original call was a QB sneak and Kirk made a business decision.  

Cousins is good at one thing and one thing only.  Maximizing his next contract in a contract year.  I wouldn’t trust that guy to throw a 5 yard pass when the game is on the line.  

36 minutes ago, SpiralOut said:

According to a post game interview with Bijan, Cousins audibled into that play.  Like, what the fuck.  I bet the original call was a QB sneak and Kirk made a business decision.  

yikes

I love double MNF 

8 hours ago, SpiralOut said:

According to a post game interview with Bijan, Cousins audibled into that play.  Like, what the fuck.  I bet the original call was a QB sneak and Kirk made a business decision.  

According to the Chiefs beat writer for The Athletic:

With less than a minute remaining, the Falcons faced a fourth-and-inches from the Chiefs’ 13-yard line. The Falcons lined up in a condensed formation featuring two tight ends and two running backs, similar to one they used in the second quarter to score a 1-yard touchdown. Before getting under backup center Ryan Neuzil, Cousin used a signal, using his hands to tap his helmet multiple times, to communicate with his teammates.

“They saw us all kind of loading the box and they said, ‘Check, check,’” linebacker Leo Chenal said. “We knew that they were alerting to an outside run. (Linebacker) Nick (Bolton) just read it perfectly and took the shot.”

Bolton, who suffered a lower back injury earlier in the fourth quarter, was the lone defender the Falcons didn’t block. He sprinted upfield behind Chenal, who created penetration against left tackle Jack Matthews and tackled running back Bijan Robinson behind the line of scrimmage for a 3-yard loss.“I saw that and cheated over a little bit,” Bolton said of the Falcons’ formation. “It’s a rule around the locker room: If a tight end is (supposed to block No.) 54, man, he’s going to set the edge for you. I saw Leo set the edge and I went off his butt and I made a play. I trusted the play call we had and I already knew where I was going on the snap.”

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

I love double MNF 

Then you should be happy because you’ll get it next week too. The downside is no Manningcasts

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Then you should be happy because you’ll get it next week too. The downside is no Manningcasts

I don't watch Manningcast

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

I don't watch Manningcast

@Nicole44 is going to come find you and drown you in a regional body of water.

Why have a "double header" on the same fucking network that starts 45 mins apart?

I'm trying to be a degenerate piece of shit on a Monday night. 

6 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Bills making  the first game irrelevant. 

Yeah this is terrible. 

Jax is such a dumpster fire. 

I'm trying to come up with the funniest reference for Burrow's ridiculous hair dye. 

My gut reaction was the tears in the rain guy from Bladerunner. 

2 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

This first game is fucking over. 

Yeah I appreciate Disney with the top corner scoreboard overlay but I'm guessing I shan't be flipping back to that BS. 

These NFL celebrations are so f'n ridiculous. Hamlin just had a pick of Lawrence with a return to the ~40 yard line, and next thing you know there were like 15 Bills posing in the endzone like they just won the game. 

Edit- I just backed up to the play and there were 17 bills in the end zone celebrating a pick. So 6 guys came off the bench to celebrate. Fuck that and get off my lawn. 

Edited by Blotto

So I don’t even NFL anymore, bro…

….but is two Monday Night games a thing? Or just a one off this week for some reason

4 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

You reply to me way too often to not click on all of my replies, dumbshit. 

Dude talks shit to me without fail in the golf threads maybe every other major. Unprovoked. 

Let the ass clown stros fan do his thing. 

2 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

So I don’t even NFL anymore, bro…

….but is two Monday Night games a thing? Or just a one off this week for some reason

They've done it in the past. I could have sworn they've done actual double headers offset by a couple hours which I dig. That may have been Thurs nights though. 

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He’s TonyTroll for a reason. He sees every post. Now we can just quote that idiotic one above from now on when he replies. 

I was curious as well. This year there will be 4 weeks  with two MNF games. It made some sense when the games are staggered by 2-3 hours, but this year they always start about 1 hour apart. Who the fuck knows why they thought that was a good idea. I'm sure  it translates to more money, but I doubt the total audience is that much greater.

3 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Nice fucking D, Cincy. 

As a Commanders fan it is kind of nice to have Kliff Kingsbury on my side for once.

As an Offensive Coordinator, of course, not a head coach.

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